What is your latest toilet reading material?

[paul jones]

I just had a nice relaxing poo reading chapter one of the new Peter Kay book 'Saturday Night Peter' what I got for crizmuz

[Guy Incognito]

I just had a nice relaxing poo reading chapter one of the new Peter Kay book 'Saturday Night Peter' what I got for crizmuz

his first book was a good bog read, i thought i might get the new one for christmas but i didnt. i did get charlie brookers new collection of articles - the hell of it all, which is a good bog read, it has good article to poo ratio if you will.

[paul jones]

it has good article to poo ratio if you will.

yeah,too long reading books whilst on the shit collector can result in temporary pins and needle dead legs type of thing and usually the house phone or doorbell rings at this tricky time

[Freebasser]

I read 'The Hell of it All' on the bog yesterday too (y)

[Guy Incognito]

I read 'The Hell of it All' on the bog yesterday too (y)

all of it? that must have been a hell of a shit.

its a good book so far though, i didnt know too much about his writing and havent read any of his other books but he's funny and bob on most of the time

[Freebasser]

I've been reading his stuff since he wrote for PC Zone - challenging people to write in for an argument and drawing cartoons of animals being mutilated by children.

He is... a strange man. Very funny though (y)

[camo]

FHM, not bought it in years but it's not been too bad.

Entirely nipple free though (n)

[paul jones]

FHM, not bought it in years but it's not been too bad.

Entirely nipple free though (n)

no nips in FHM ?!?! shocking!:eek: I'm going to have to write a letter to my local MP

[sjp]

sports page

[Randetica]

i only read in my bed but i also just shit into my bed so it counts

[Guy Incognito]

I've been reading his stuff since he wrote for PC Zone - challenging people to write in for an argument and drawing cartoons of animals being mutilated by children.

He is... a strange man. Very funny though (y)

i know he did gameswipe and screenwipe but if he's been writing for pc zone (reviewing games?), it would make sense of his slightly warped reality at times but he is funny, it seems that some of his problem solving involves very grim but funny ideas. the idea about replacing asbos with making kids di embarassing things and sticking them on interent for example

[Freebasser]

I remember a January issue of Zone where they asked all the reviewers a few questions about the coming year - i.e. 'what game will push the boundaries the most?', 'what game will be the biggest flop?' and there was a question that said ' what game would you most like to see released this year?', and Brooker answered 'A game where you run around a shopping centre, hitting small children in the face with a brick'.

:O

[NicRN77]

what's with men and reading on the toilet? I don't get it.

[Guy Incognito]

what's with men and reading on the toilet? I don't get it.

steady on, its not just a man thing. i know a few females who have reading material on the toilet. i guess its that most women wait till the point of no return and dont take long to do a poo and men dont like to rush these things

[Videodrome]

i just surf the net on my phone. books and newspapers while on the commode is caveman times!

[paul jones]

i just surf the net on my phone. books and newspapers while on the commode is caveman times!

cavemen didn't have books or newspapers.They just shit in the cave and drew hunting plans on the walls with it.

[Ty Webb]

the philosophy of existentialism - gabriel marcel

[Audio.]

i use a coloring book.

[Burnout18]

last words- george carlin

[Dorothy Wood]

it's always just fashion magazines or catalogs. I've tried books, but it makes it too hard to concentrate on a poo.

when I was a kid, we never had reading material in the bathroom, so I'd read shampoo bottles. gotta have something to look at, otherwise it's too boring...just sitting there in silence (or near silence, ha), staring at the wall.


my mom has a good book of random facts in her bathroom now. I can't remember the facts I read though.

[paul jones]

it's too boring...just sitting there in silence (or near silence, ha), staring at the wall.


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If I had the space, I think it would be good to have a drum kit set up around the toilet.A poo accompanied by some jazz drumming would be fun.

[Praying Mantis]

This.
http://www.amazon.com/Whats-Your-Poo-Telling-You/dp/0811857824

[Guy Incognito]

If I had the space, I think it would be good to have a drum kit set up around the toilet.A poo accompanied by some jazz drumming would be fun.

you could do some quality rim shots

[paul jones]

you could do some quality rim shots

I dig(y)