I took my one eyed girlfriend to see Avatar 3D

[rirv]

Well, not strictly one-eyed. She's only very partially sighted in her right eye, full sighted in her left. The 3D gave her a headache. Who says romance is dead?

[Bob]

i thought "one-eyed girlfriend" would be a masturbation joke

i will be using it in the future though

[paul jones]

Well, not strictly one-eyed. She's only very partially sighted in her right eye, full sighted in her left. The 3D gave her a headache. Who says romance is dead?

Why do people like 3D films? I've never understood it.Give me black and white Harold Lloyd or Laurel and Hardy films anyday

[yeahwho]

Why do people like 3D films? I've never understood it.Give me black and white Harold Lloyd or Laurel and Hardy films anyday

In my day we had action flicks that involved stickmen drawn on "post it" tablets flipped fastly

that's the way it was and WE LIKE IT!

dagnabbit

[yeahwho]

In my day we took our one eyed girlfriends with their dangling boobs to the movies.

that's the way it was and WE LOVED IT!!

[ericlee]

I bet she was real great while going down to reach for the popcorn, eh?