this hot girl just friended me on facebook

[Bob]

i don't have a clue who she is, she probably did it by accident, but i'm thinking about accepting it anyway, she's pretty hot. it would be rude not to

[Knuckles]

could be trouble...

[Bob]

i don't recognize her face or her name (and she's not married so it didn't change). we graduated from the same college in the same year and she's apparently brand new to facebook, maybe she's just friending everyone in her network or something, i don't know. all i know is that there's a mystery afoot and i plan to solve it before i act

[Bob]

i wish i had things to do on friday nights

[Echewta]

Dont accept. Its a scam. I've gotten those too. I don't know what they are phishing for but they are looking for something at it ain't your pork and beans son.

[Bob]

i thought that was just a myspace thing

[jabumbo]

i remember looking up a friend years ago, and when i looked up her name there were 4 people with that name. i decided to friend all of them.

of the 3 that i didn't know, only one accepted me and it turns out she is pretty amazing looking. so every so often she comes up on the news feed with her and her friends in those slutty college girl pictures.

i keep saying i should comment on something, but i never do

[BBboy20]

Bot.

[Ty Webb]

i don't know who like a quarter of my facebook friends are, but i used to be famous so whatever.

[Bob]

Dont accept. Its a scam. I've gotten those too. I don't know what they are phishing for but they are looking for something at it ain't your pork and beans son.

Bot.

yeah that basically seems to be the case

what a boring thread this has turned out to be

my next one will be better, i promise

[Ty Webb]

meet her in the tubes for robot romance

[paul jones]

it's a nigerian man with a plan for a scam to buy some ham

[Adam]

But what if he needs ham?

I was just looking at the updates on facebook - everyone is complaining atm. Even I am (but that is all I do anyway). I nearly made a update complaining of the constant complaining but that isn't part of the solution.

I'm such a grumpy old man. But, if this dating a teenager thing works out, I can either see me turning even more grumpy because of how annoying her friends are (only really met them via facebook but I can't see them being better in real life) or I'll start bouncing off walls thinking life is full of opportunities and pretending the crushing disappointment of real life hasn't hit me yet.

She is hot though - and that is my point. Sorry to get off the original point so much Bob.

[checkyourprez]

i remember looking up a friend years ago, and when i looked up her name there were 4 people with that name. i decided to friend all of them.

of the 3 that i didn't know, only one accepted me and it turns out she is pretty amazing looking. so every so often she comes up on the news feed with her and her friends in those slutty college girl pictures.

i keep saying i should comment on something, but i never do

you would look like a creep and a half.

[RobMoney$]

I remember when I first joined FB.
One of the first searches I did was people that went to the same school as I did.
I didn't bother requesting anyone I wasn't really tight with tho.

She could just be trying to build up her friends number quickly and requesting everyone she vaguely knew from school because she's shallow and thinks the number of friends she has somehow equates to her value.

In other words she doesn't really give a shit that she knows you or not, she just wants to use you to pad her friends number.
She probably sent it to every lonely looking guy in your class who looked like they'd accept any hot chick who requested them.

Afterall, that's what FB was originally intended to be, right?
A vehicle for classmates to keep in touch?

[checkyourprez]

you could just ask her bobbert you know.

usually when someone friend requests me that i dont know i just send them a message..."do i know you some how?" and i take it from there.

[miss soul fire]

Just do it, man! You won't regret it!!!

[nodanaonlyzuul]

so what happened? did you accept the request?

[Bob]

nah i figured it was a bot and ignored it

[checkyourprez]

no shit. bots on facebook. never thought id live to see the day.

[cookiepuss]

I like how a simple friend request turns into a conspiracy theory.