Motivational Posters

[Helvete]

We all know the ones, Teamwork, Determination, Success and all that shit. Does anyone else find these really patronizing? You only ever find them in workplaces, usually big corporations, who don't really value you, but want to make you feel as if you are in the interests of productivity.

"Teamwork; you're meaningless, but without a thousand of you, we wouldn't make $10 billion a year".

How about you fuck off!

[MC Moot]

Hang in there Helvete!… (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/HanginThere.jpg)

[camo]

Seeing Fern post motivates me to face palm myself.

[Miho]

Agreed. I find all those corporate slogans annoying.

[ms.peachy]

Mr.p is always making spoof ones of those and emailing them off to his colleagues. A few days ago he was at a meeting and one of his mates was getting a load of crap for a mistake that was not really his responsibility, but occurred because his manager had failed to direct him appropriately, and of course she had not turned up for this meeting, so he had to sit there and take it basically. So after the meeting, mr.p found a photo on the net of some guy sitting with his head in his hands whilst some other guy is yelling at him and wrote underneath it

BLAME
Because sometimes it really is all your fault.

[RobMoney$]

I call them demotivational posters.
Two of my favorites,

The Ass (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ggGr2BknpCc/ST3d0cVj82I/AAAAAAAAAKI/NGNxIHhSr7o/s400/lebowski.jpg)

ENVY (http://www.lifelounge.com/resources/GALLIMAGE/Funny%20Motivational%20Posters%2037.jpg)

[RobMoney$]

Home Ownership (http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/mike-litoris.jpg)

No matter what... (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/331487/80573113.jpg)

HALT! (http://shveiks.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/halt-hammerzeit.jpg)

Irony (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/twegner/irony.jpg)

Japan (http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/motivational-posters-japan-producing-78-of-the-wor1.JPG)

Teamwork (http://mgraham.us/Other/Demotivators/Teamwork.jpg)

Some Star Wars related ones.
Regrets (http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/16/633545257951222903-regretsthosewerethedroidsyouwerelookingfordemotiva tor.jpg)

Ignorance (http://media.photobucket.com/image/demotivational%20poster/pirate_zen/demotivational/star-wars-demotivational-poster.jpg?o=114)

[trailerprincess]

I like the ones on here http://www.despair.com/