A friend of mine was shot in the face

[Guy Incognito]

the other day. Some idiot pointed a starting pistol and fired it right at my mate's head. He's ok and recovering in hospital. Police have suggested it may be race related.




I'm here all week.

[Adam]

ha, I get it

I get jokes.

[Bob]

this joke is funny and i'm trying to think of a funny follow-up and it just isn't coming so you're just going to have to settle for me telling you that i think your joke is funny

haha!

[Adam]

its funny because he is black

[Guy Incognito]

this joke is funny and i'm trying to think of a funny follow-up and it just isn't coming so you're just going to have to settle for me telling you that i think your joke is funny

haha!

it was in an email with loads of puns that went round work, this was about the best one, the only other one i can remember is:

how do snails settle their differences?

they slug it out.

[checkyourprez]

its funny because he is black


defiantly.


blacks usually run track too. so yea hes probably defiantly black.

[Caribou]

Dude, you fooled me, I totally thought this was for real.
I read the title and though 'Omg, wtf, NO!' :eek:
And then I read the rest and realised what a fool I'd been.

[Guy Incognito]

it cant be for real, i have no friends

[checkyourprez]

Dude, you fooled me, I totally thought this was for real.
I read the title and though 'Omg, wtf, NO!' :eek:
And then I read the rest and realised what a fool I'd been.

jokes on you.

[gbsuey]

Oh you tricky trickster, but living in this country i wasn't so shocked by your thread title!! I have, however discovered the best time to go to the dentist- two thirty.

[Caribou]

^ I L'd.

[Dorothy Wood]

this took me awhile. I must have skipped over "starting". I tried to tell this joke, but started laughing, so I ruined it. solid joke, I'll have to practice.

[checkyourprez]

i told this to my mother and my girlfriend (on difference occasions). they were both very concerned. i then had to thoroughly explain the joke. they eventually laughed.

[Guy Incognito]

this took me awhile. I must have skipped over "starting". I tried to tell this joke, but started laughing, so I ruined it. solid joke, I'll have to practice.

i told this to my mother and my girlfriend (on difference occasions). they were both very concerned. i then had to thoroughly explain the joke. they eventually laughed.

i have had mixed reactions, one person vaguely smiled when i told it but then came up to me later and asked how my friend was! I had to explain it was a joke and she wasnt too pleased.
It works well if you go to town on it and explain the incident in detail as long as you mention starting pistol a few times.

[Bob]

alternatively you could tighten it up and just say "my friend got shot in the face with a starting pistol, police suspect it might be race related"

if you can somehow do a rimshot or swing a golf club or have a friend say "HEYOOOOO" afterwards it would help

[Guy Incognito]

sarky pants

[camo]

the other day. Some idiot pointed a starting pistol and fired it right at my mate's head. He's ok and recovering in hospital. Police have suggested it may be race related.




I'm here all week.


He must have just 'started' on him for nothing.

[checkyourprez]

alternatively you could tighten it up and just say "my friend got shot in the face with a starting pistol, police suspect it might be race related"

if you can somehow do a rimshot or swing a golf club or have a friend say "HEYOOOOO" afterwards it would help


how would licking an asshole improve the joke? other than giving me a boner.

[paul jones]

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

[Guy Incognito]

I quit my job at the helium gas factory, i refused to be spoken to in that tone.

a month before my uncle died we thought it was a good idea to smear lard all over his back, he went downhill pretty quickly after that.