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MC Moot
02-17-2010, 11:06 AM
These pistachios are empty,just like your Gypsy promises!...


drop some...

camo
02-17-2010, 12:00 PM
You're a Dinner Lady in a canteen. You can dish that shit out but you won't take it back.

MC Moot
02-17-2010, 12:26 PM
You’re all flip flops and athletic socks...

camo
02-17-2010, 12:38 PM
Please don't ever change. I always want to know I'm better than you.

MC Moot
02-17-2010, 12:50 PM
I refuse to enter a battle of the wits against an unarmed man...

camo
02-17-2010, 12:59 PM
You're too stupid to insult.

MC Moot
02-17-2010, 01:06 PM
There are two types of people in this world...those who think there are two types of people and those who know better...

Echewta
02-17-2010, 02:30 PM
I forgot more than you know.

paul jones
02-17-2010, 03:33 PM
you have a cunt like the grand canyon and anus breath

lolkat
02-17-2010, 03:34 PM
didn't you used to have horrible acne?

Fern
02-17-2010, 03:46 PM
if you put your brain in a bird, it would fly backwards ....

MC Moot
02-17-2010, 03:49 PM
I feel sorry for your mother... ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8lRjXf2IK0)

Echewta
02-17-2010, 04:51 PM
Must be hard to be dumb and white

camo
02-17-2010, 04:54 PM
You look like one of Echewtas avatars.

b i o n i c
02-17-2010, 04:56 PM
you can put your mom in a tuxedo, she's still a gorilla

MC Moot
02-17-2010, 05:00 PM
You're the result of your parents experimentation with animal husbandry gone tragically awry...

b i o n i c
02-17-2010, 05:02 PM
you're such a disease! you're what the french call 'les incompetents'

camo
02-17-2010, 05:04 PM
You are French.

MC Moot
02-17-2010, 05:09 PM
You're out there on the street and you don't even know what time it is...

MC Moot
02-17-2010, 05:10 PM
Sweet pony tail man,matches your soul patch...

b i o n i c
02-17-2010, 05:20 PM
your ma's so fit she isnt even fat!

b i o n i c
02-17-2010, 05:20 PM
you so stupid, you didnt even try!

Freebasser
02-17-2010, 05:21 PM
Bum Eyes.

MC Moot
02-17-2010, 05:25 PM
What exactly is it that I'm supposed to ask you about Jenny Craig?

camo
02-17-2010, 05:44 PM
That's not a knife...











...it's a fuckin fork you cretin.

Echewta
02-17-2010, 06:45 PM
You are the Beastie Boys "The Mix Up"

paul jones
02-17-2010, 06:48 PM
You are the Rolling Stones after the mid 70's

Jack Donaghy
02-17-2010, 08:09 PM
If you were any other woman on earth, I would be turned on right now.

Lyman Zerga
02-18-2010, 12:03 AM
You are French.

harsh!