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rirv
02-23-2010, 07:06 PM
... is probably Liquid Swords.
Helvete
02-23-2010, 07:10 PM
Haha, is this by personal experience?

I'd probably add something by DJ Producer, not that I have tried, but it'd be awesomely bad.
Bob
02-23-2010, 07:36 PM
ironically (http://www.southern.com/southern/band/BIGBL/pics/17724L.jpg)
mickill
02-23-2010, 08:00 PM
This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08)

Unless you mean an album that's good when you're not having sex to it.
Echewta
02-23-2010, 08:37 PM
My entry. Unless your deaf and really kinky, I don't think this would work. Who cares whats on the rest of the album. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE)
Micodin
02-24-2010, 04:24 PM
This would be my pick. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLsJryWc5XE)
paul jones
02-24-2010, 07:41 PM
The Susan Boyle one.

That would be a proper dick shriveller
EN[i]GMA
02-25-2010, 01:36 AM
As always, the answer is Discordance Axis:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO-bI3lSvfs
checkyourprez
02-25-2010, 11:16 AM
My entry. Unless your deaf and really kinky, I don't think this would work. Who cares whats on the rest of the album. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN62PAKoBfE)

i dont know about anyone else but that video just gave me a half-stick.
Rock
02-25-2010, 11:35 AM
Reign in Blood - Slayer
TurdBerglar
02-26-2010, 01:28 AM
system of a down - mesmerize/hypnotize
The Notorious LOL
02-26-2010, 06:50 PM
The White Album by The Beatles is pretty terrible...especially Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
cosmo105
02-26-2010, 08:53 PM
this is why we no longer leave itunes on random while intercoursing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-m9uG50mSw)
Kid Presentable
02-26-2010, 11:44 PM
Reign in Blood - Slayer

The absloute best Slayer song to hump to is Dead Skin Mask, since it's the closest they got to a love jam.

I recall getting busy and Hello Nasty came on the disc changer (98 whut whut). After Song for the Man I developed Catholic-sized guilt and my penis retreated into me like a frightened turtle. Not fun. This never usually happens to me. I'm just tired.
abcdefz
03-11-2010, 02:26 PM
Maybe Coltrane's "Ascention" or Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."

No, wait -- some Yoko Ono album. That's it.
mickill
03-11-2010, 02:39 PM
No, wait -- some Yoko Ono album. That's it.
This would probably just fall under the worst albums to hear category.
abcdefz
03-11-2010, 02:52 PM
It'd be like having sex while a very vocal crow is getting strangled.
Laserface
03-11-2010, 08:59 PM
el-p - fantastic damage
EN[i]GMA
03-12-2010, 10:29 PM
The White Album by The Beatles is pretty terrible...especially Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da

I bet that's nothing compared to Wild Honey Pie.

Or Revolution 9.
mate_spawn_die
03-12-2010, 11:31 PM
this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4) was in the background while i got a blow job one time

thinking back about it now is a little disturbing... but at the time it didn't stop me from enjoying it