disturbing email...

[monkey]

i woke up this morning to find a gem of an email...

someone (a lady, i assume) sent me a picture of her boobies to my email from her phone. i know this because when you sent a picture from a phone on verizon, it says phonenumber@vzwpix.com.

well... i dont know the sender nor her boobies. i have never seen that phone # before, and i'm pretty sure i haven't given out my email address for such purposes. i'm really curious as to whether or not this person realizes that the boob pic was sent to the wrong person. or maybe she was doing charitable work and sending out her boobs at random, to brighten up the day of whoever received it.

(now, this is not meant to be snarky, just truthful: the boobies... well... not my type. not very hot/sexy. :o)

[Echewta]

I bet you it was Paul Jones.

[ericlee]

PM me the pics pls. I'll try to track down who it is.

[Adam]

Yeah, I think only a posting of said picture can solve this mystery.

[monkey]

they're really not hot! im sure that live, they're much more interesting, especially to the person she's unveiling them in front of, but really, not photogenic. at all.

and i wont show you nor put them up because i feel an obligation as a fellow girl with boobs (who may or may not have texted them in the past) to not plaster them all over the internet for eternity. it's bad enough she emailed them to me. i would be MORTIFIED if i was her.

[Adam]

Jugs

[camo]

I bet you it was Paul Jones.

We don't have 'verizon' over here :rolleyes:

[Guy Incognito]

i might be being blatantly obvious here but are you sure its not some random spam from some sort of porn site?

[monkey]

nope, not at all. 100% legit text message.

[NicRN77]

those damn teens with their sexting.

[Guy Incognito]

ok then. its either a randommer doing it for some sort of laugh, a secret admirer you have never noticed or its an ex-boyfriend texting you a pic of his birds bits. i'm fresh out of conspiracy theories after that

[RobMoney$]

creamers, dude.

[Echewta]

Based on Camo's statement, its him.

[ScarySquirrel]

I've had that happen to me before... the text/multimedia message to my e-mail that wasn't intended for me. Once or twice it's been something "sexting" related but usually it's just stupid pictures of people posing in the club or at their houses.

Usually I respond and say something like, "Yo, dude(tte), I'm obviously not the person you inteded this message for. Sorry... so stop sending that ish to me. Thanks."

But, in the case of explicit pictures, yeah, I just delete 'em. I'd hate to think how embarrassed they might be of a stranger just seeing their goodies... so I let that one slide. They'll find out once they ask the person the message was intended for, "So, did you get my pic?" and receive a negative response. Sometimes I wish I could see their faces once they realize they've sent that pic to a random, internet stranger...

[Burnout18]

Now lets say those boobs belong to a 16 year old. How much would it suck if you got busted for child porn cause of that.

[Helvete]

That's stupid, think about what you just said.

[yeahwho]

i keep getting emails that say i have a small penis with performance problems that could be caused by my balding hair and current lack of old high school buddies.

fuck.

plus i'm overpaying my mortgage and auto insurance by 30%.

oh yeah and i should be back in school, like an art institute.

and there are beautiful woman galore wanting me to talk to them in the lynnwood, wa. area.

i need to go on a trip.

with the money i get from my pre-approved re-finance.

it is on in my email.

[hpdrifter]

Dude, Lynnhood. Okay, so north of Lynnhood but...

I went to see my friend's band in Everett last weekend. The bar was in a strip mall among a Ross Dress for Less and a Payless Shoe Source.

The sound guy's name was Pole Cat.

[yeahwho]

I was in the lynnwood Fred Meyer two weeks ago. The line-ups at the checkout counters looked like line ups into a Foghat reunion tour.

I mean that in the kindest way I can.

Plus a kind of chunky woman about 40 or so came up to me in the fertilizer aisle and asked me where the "Bone Meal" was.

WTF?

[yeahwho]

Dude, Lynnhood. Okay, so north of Lynnhood but...

I went to see my friend's band in Everett last weekend. The bar was in a strip mall among a Ross Dress for Less and a Payless Shoe Source.

The sound guy's name was Pole Cat.

Everett is my official address, unincorporated Everett. But I'm actually right on the edge of MILF Creek.

Pole Cat is working the strip mall now? I heading down to Seattle in a minute to Market House Meats on Howell to get me some Corned Beef. I used to live two blocks from there for 10 years, now I'm out here with dudes named Pole Cat.

[hpdrifter]

I'm living in one of the main parts of town again now and it's so much more convenient to get to my job, to see my friends. Could never live too far outside the city.

[Myu-to]

Maybe a comparison of hot boobs(yours) and these alleged "not hot boobies" could clarify whether or not they are hawt.