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p-branez
02-24-2010, 06:03 PM
that renovation or crash or something back in 2003. my name used to be beasties845.

I wonder if the beastie boys knew how much hardship that cost us - the withdrawals we went though in that unknown time (remember aleybees, tulla, yerfavbandsux, cerveza -where are they? hello?) , the other much cheaper looking board someone made that we posted on, and the horror of our giant post counts resetting, new names in april 2003?

this place is something else, no joke - one of those online communities that sprouted 10 years before online communities became alive, can only speak for a fraction. a spontaneous community of people that happen to like one group, how does this thing go on - do other bands have the same absurd following of a certain and small group of people? can't think of many things i have held longer in my life than being a part of this message board. someday i am hoping to do a study of this board and the people that post here, that's all.

MC Moot
02-24-2010, 06:17 PM
The greatest moment/thing I’ve seen round these parts… (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=93779)

checkyourprez
02-24-2010, 06:22 PM
The greatest moment/thing I’ve seen round these parts… (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=93779)

i didnt know about that but id have to say thats pretty cool.

hpdrifter
02-24-2010, 06:32 PM
I posted on the deftones board starting in 1998 for about 4 years, I think. That one also started as a chat and morphed into a posting board.

It was similar to BBMB, a smallish group of regulars, people talking, sharing life experiences, opinions, etc. It wasn't quite as cohesive as this place is but it came close.

rirv
02-24-2010, 06:35 PM
When the board crashed, Fern posted a picture of his dick on the temp. forum.

Didn't Kate D fake the suicide of that girl? I can't remember if the girl was even real in the first place.

Then there was the time that Bob posted about losing his virginity and how he came so hard he thought he was going to shit the bed, but then that was all a wind up too. Was that Kate D again?

Bob
02-24-2010, 06:36 PM
nah that was notorious lol

and it was quite the notorious lol indeed

ericlee
02-24-2010, 06:40 PM
I remember making a "make a false and reckless accusation about the person above you thread" a coupla years ago. That was pretty fun.

That random dogs farting on bitches or whatever thread TNOL made a while ago too.

Helvete
02-24-2010, 07:03 PM
Pretty much me.

Guy Incognito
02-24-2010, 07:10 PM
this was the first message board i ever used and thought others would be like this, turns out they were shit.


only been here 4 years and i can only remember anything from last year or so.

the whole kenny whatsisname v everyone thread was funny

bobs date thread even though it was like last week or something, maybe bob wouldnt thank me for mentioning it, but i just thought it was nice the way pretty much everyone on here was pleased, encouraging, supportive and hilarious etc.It was a good example if whats good about the people here.(y)

paul jones
02-24-2010, 07:32 PM
hey P-branez(y)

camo
02-24-2010, 08:25 PM
The threads about me becoming single rocked (y)

hpdrifter
02-24-2010, 08:35 PM
Huh, mine too.

camo
02-24-2010, 08:38 PM
Steal my thunder won't you?

Echewta
02-24-2010, 08:47 PM
The suicide one sucked because they said they were in a city near me. I actually tried to help.

Nothing more funny.

camo
02-24-2010, 08:50 PM
Did they light themselves on fire?

Echewta
02-24-2010, 08:54 PM
No, I don't quite remember what they were going to do but a few of us took it pretty seriously.

camo
02-24-2010, 08:57 PM
Oh, sorry about the above joke then.

Echewta
02-24-2010, 08:59 PM
Don't worry about it. First thing I thought of was the Rage Against the Machine cover anyway.

Miho
02-24-2010, 09:02 PM
Classic farewell thread of an excellent poster. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=68610)

camo
02-24-2010, 09:11 PM
Don't worry about it. First thing I thought of was the Rage Against the Machine cover anyway.

hahaha :rolleyes:

Echewta
02-24-2010, 09:16 PM
Classic farewell thread of an excellent poster. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=68610)

Ha, awesome. The board was made wider to hold that dudes ego.

cosmo105
02-24-2010, 09:55 PM
That spanishbomb kid was hysterical. I wonder whatever happened to him(?).

paulb
02-24-2010, 10:07 PM
me and jennygirl meeting each other from this board, at a bboys show at the Hiro Ballroom, then getting married....pretty much takes the cake for coolest shit this board ever did...

RobMoney$
02-24-2010, 10:45 PM
Greatest thread ever created in the history of the internet.
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=42183&highlight=BBMB+cards

EDIT: Fucking Futterman's...LOLZ X3

TurdBerglar
02-24-2010, 11:07 PM
when i use to run this place

Documad
02-24-2010, 11:33 PM
That spanishbomb kid was hysterical. I wonder whatever happened to him(?).

Ha ha. TWO DAYS AGO, the song came up on my ipod and I thought about that kid.

cubsfirstplace
02-25-2010, 12:33 AM
pretty recently padster posted an amazing video of him with this ugly old ass stripper, which was probably the funniest thing i've seen on here.

damn i just checked and that was back in november 2008

Lyman Zerga
02-25-2010, 03:12 AM
Didn't Kate D fake the suicide of that girl? I can't remember if the girl was even real in the first place.


the girl was real and very depressive, i still dont get why the people who were behind this didnt get banned

what could be worse? other people on here got banned for much less

it was not even funny or anything, just dumb and low

Helvete
02-25-2010, 03:12 AM
Classic farewell thread of an excellent poster. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=68610)

Apart from the fact that he was a complete dick.

Adam
02-25-2010, 03:31 AM
Most of the greatest moments listed above seem to happen when I've been away :(

Maybe only true greatness can happen when I'm not around.

bye. (yeah, you wish)

additional: I think the great moments for me and probably others are personal - like getting you through stressful times in life and meeting people off here.

I remember the suicide one, it was pretty intense, a joke that backfired in a way the originator didn't expect I think.

ericlee
02-25-2010, 08:06 AM
Me starting page 2 of this thread is a great moment.

Guy Incognito
02-25-2010, 08:16 AM
camo's incident with that guy who got all crabby about his avatar was funny although nobody saw the pm's so camo would have to fill you in. I cant remember what thread it was in as the thing spread over a few threads but that was highly amusing.

Freebasser
02-25-2010, 08:18 AM
I haven't been around here anywhere near as long as most of the regulars, but good memories include:

Skye's reign of terror
Flashing avatars
Bob's dating thread
Saudi Hackerz shutting the board down (twice nonetheless)
G-Mile's diss video
Invading various other forums
Knuckles' "photoshop adventure" and "action figure" threads
Pres Zount's adventure threads
The I-sketch gang - cock drawings aplenty
Popularity threads / "tell you what I think of you" threads
Echewta coming out

Fern
02-25-2010, 09:10 AM
I really enjoyed the 'Sick of Yauch' thread after 9/11/01. It was about 25 pages long before it got locked. Yauch came on it (I believe) 2 or three times to state is point of view. It was cool even if he is a hippy. My favorite part about the board as a whole is that you get an international view on things: how others feel about events that happen. THe people that you meet are crazy too. I have never met anyone from the board (stood up by Adam when he was in NY, and living on the SAME street as Hotterthanthe sahara), but it is odd how you can think of them in a real-life context. That's what gets me; that and my cock being one of rirv's favorite board moments ;) .

My original name back in 1998/1999 (i know I was still in high schoo) was 'Dda1yaknow' ....

Does anyone know what happened to a-z?

jabumbo
02-25-2010, 09:30 AM
Me starting page 2 of this thread is a great moment.


that one time you started a thread that made 2 pages? that was pretty awesome (y)

Guy Incognito
02-25-2010, 01:10 PM
G-Mile's diss video


that was mental , i hadnt been here long and that was an eye opener. A few weeks ago i got home from work and the wife had been looking for a file and she was watching the video that i must have saved somewhere and she said "why have we got a video of some random american shouting in his bedroom?" haha

Echewta
02-25-2010, 02:16 PM
When did I come out? I stay in.

I agree with Fern (crazy) that this board is great for international views and opinions.

saz
02-25-2010, 02:39 PM
when dusty brain concocted that interview with the beastie boys, with the yauch quotes about burying children in sand and standing on their heads

camo
02-25-2010, 03:40 PM
camo's incident with that guy who got all crabby about his avatar was funny although nobody saw the pm's so camo would have to fill you in. I cant remember what thread it was in as the thing spread over a few threads but that was highly amusing.

Oh yeah I remember him, he pm'd me for no reason to tell me how fake I was and how he was for real. He was really weird and he kept pretending to have me on ignore. Apparently I had spoilt the Beastie boys forever in his mind.

It's here (http://beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=1715880#post1715880).

Helvete
02-25-2010, 03:48 PM
Okay, that was me. I am surprised you didn't guess it was a joke and an alias.

hpdrifter
02-25-2010, 03:56 PM
Seriously? I remember that too, it was so funny. It actually kind of makes it less funny if it was an alias and a joke.

Kid Presentable
02-25-2010, 06:36 PM
SuperZenki was funny.

jennyb
02-25-2010, 07:23 PM
Echewta revealing his dual personality as 1/2 cool board dude and 1/2 bitchy LA girl (skye) floored me! I'd have to say though Yauch hitting up the boards is so, so, so, SO awesome. I miss Manties too... who the hell was that?! I swear that had to be an alias...

But yeah, meeting my husband here takes the cake (y)

Echewta
02-25-2010, 07:51 PM
Seriously, I wasn't skye.

jennyb
02-25-2010, 08:41 PM
oh word?! :confused:

The Notorious LOL
02-25-2010, 08:48 PM
Ugly Ass Cat

GreenEarthAl
02-25-2010, 08:53 PM
Madame Demento was real as far as we all could tell. She was an Armenian American who liked SOAD and taught me a lot that I previously had not known about the Armenian genocide. I think that right up to the point where she said her parents were institutionalizing her it was actually her.

I think that Kate D and Afronaut were kind of tired of her depressive episodes and the board's reaction to it all and so they made a username that was nearly identical to hers and posted the suicide note that got everybody so up in arms. It really wasn't funny at all, but Kate D was still a pretty swell gal.

cosmo105
02-25-2010, 10:04 PM
As a close confidant and accessory to Echewta's crimes, I can back up that dudebro is not the enigma that is/was Ashley/Skye/etc. I mean, his spelling is ridiculous, but hers was borderline retarded. Whoever was behind that mysterious troll was someone definitely female, and definitely twisted. She texted me at Coachella, and that was the closest I ever got to solving the mystery.

And holyfuckingshit the diss video. Ohhhh my god. Totally forgot about that beautiful moment.

Documad
02-25-2010, 10:09 PM
Cosmo, when you outed Skye about her fake photo (Noxema ad?), was that real? Because that was one of my favorite internet moments ever.

cosmo105
02-25-2010, 10:11 PM
Ha! Ohh man, that was great. Don't remember what that ad was for, but I just happened to see it on some site and thought, I KNOW THIS FACE

cosmo105
02-25-2010, 10:53 PM
best (http://bbmb.a.wiki-site.com/images/f/f7/Cannon.jpg?)

RobMoney$
02-25-2010, 11:37 PM
best (http://bbmb.a.wiki-site.com/images/f/f7/Cannon.jpg?)


WIN! (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/RobMoney004/droppintransppj6.gif)

Lyman Zerga
02-26-2010, 12:09 AM
i always liked the huge 30 pages drama fights the most

Echewta
02-26-2010, 12:54 AM
My Skye file is a coldcase. i actually talked to her once.

jabumbo
02-26-2010, 12:59 AM
My Skye file is a coldcase. i actually talked to her once.


at one point she sent me a text message that was supposed to be a picture message. i seemingly still had the number so i sent a message out a few hours ago.

no reply thus far (n)

mickill
02-26-2010, 02:46 AM
It wasn't an internet-altering experience or anything, but this (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=855759&postcount=11278) was my personal favorite Brett Lambert moment.

Hope you're doing good, buddy.

hpdrifter
02-26-2010, 01:04 PM
Yeah, I think the gmile assassination conspiracy thread and accompanying dis video is probably my favorite BBMB memory.

Drederick Tatum
02-26-2010, 10:18 PM
probably that time when I high fived Gareth and Heiress was there too.

it's not what you're thinking.

saz
02-28-2010, 12:04 AM
http://vimeo.com/9625670
http://vimeo.com/9631251

HEIRESS
02-28-2010, 02:38 AM
probably that time when I high fived Gareth and Heiress was there too.

it's not what you're thinking.

:mad:

Lyman Zerga
02-28-2010, 03:25 AM
it's all about seth's hair

skra75
03-04-2010, 12:32 AM
This is my favorite thread I've ever made here I think. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=71937&highlight=girls+myspace) In the early 2000 days I had all sorts of gems, but that whole time period was different and I was much more of a cavalier asshole than I am today.

Myu-to
03-04-2010, 02:25 AM
Classic farewell thread of an excellent poster. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=68610)
I really miss seeing my name. I really do.:(
My name is cmute rhyme.

The cannon.
Bob's New Years Eve Thread.
Lo_Lyfe.
Skye working out with Alec Baldwin. (I miss you boo)
Nuzz/Mickill discussing things.
Dorthy Woods voice when talking to her cat.
Brabs psuedo-board was awesome.
Abcdefz's movie reviews.
Jabumbo eating something.
Chuck Norris jokes.
Qdrop.
Anything by Knucks.
My exit/PM me your number and I'll sing to you/what's in my vending machine/you can be on the beastie boys next album threads.
So many others.

And BOB!

kate
03-08-2010, 10:23 PM
*buuuuummmmmmp*

Every now and then when I get beyond bored I come here and do a search for a name to see if my name ever pops up. Yeah, I'm lame but that's beside the point.

I cannot believe anyone is still talking about that Madame Demento thing! Didn't I come out about that already???? I totally made up making it up. I'm pretty sure she offed herself.

Thanks for calling me swell Al.

Now you can all go back to fucking yourselves.

cosmo105
03-08-2010, 11:17 PM
it's comeing.