white people

[Dorothy Wood]

so, my boyfriend's upstairs neighbor is a yeller. It sounds like he's abusing puppies up there. Or murdering hookers. invisible hookers. As far as I can tell, he's probably playing video games though. But for a day, I thought for sure he was a murderer.

This morning he started rearranging his furniture at 6 a.m., and continued to jostle around until 7:30, when he began playing his guitar. and singing. First it was that "oh where oh where can my baby be, the lord took her away from me" song in the style of Pearl Jam, then it was "glycerine" by Bush, "wish you were here", "lola", and then, AND THEN! 4 NON BLONDES!

SO I SAID, "HEY EHHH HEY EH EHHH, HEY EH HEY HEY EHYEHHYEHE, I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOIN' ON!"

and he went silent. ha! (y)

[Adam]

Single, in his 30s, dead end job, alone & watches a lot of porn.

Not that I relate that much (its 3 months until I'm 30).

[b i o n i c]

i used to live below this indian family with this kid that liked to wear solid steel boots and apparently really loved to power tap-dance above my bed. this kid would just daaaance and dance his little heart out. and when he'd get into it, he'd just go off all prampampampram like riverdance drowning.. im talking love

[paul jones]

I once had a temporary job in Dandenong Hospital in Victoria,Australia.I took patients their meals.There was a teenage kid in one ward who sang so bad ,like he was possesed by the tone-deaf devil.I'm talking fingernails running down a blackboard badness.
I really wanted to tell him he was shit at singing but I think he had months to live or maybe not.
He looked like a sort of Meat Loaf Goth type with a Slayer T shirt.

There will never ever be anyone in the history of the world who sang as bad as this kid.

[jabumbo]

i used to live below this indian family with this kid that liked to wear solid steel boots and apparently really loved to power tap-dance above my bed. this kid would just daaaance and dance his little heart out. and when he'd get into it, he'd just go off all prampampampram like riverdance drowning.. im talking love


go start your own thread, asshole

[b i o n i c]

i. will. not! :mad:

[TAL]

I'm white and I went to bed at 6am.

[Myu-to]

They see me mowing, my front yard...

[Myu-to]

And, according to the teachers at my school, I'm black.

I'm not sure what that means really, however, they told me that my skin shade is butterscotch, and I like butterscotch.

[jabumbo]

^ butterscotch = sweet and sticky


you probably took the time to painstakingly learn the local vernacular with some secret sessions

[Kid Presentable]

It reminds me of Spaced when Marsha 'hears' Tim shouting at Daisy for being a big-titted bitch who can't shoot straight, "something about a key".

[Myu-to]

^ butterscotch = sweet and sticky


you probably took the time to painstakingly learn the local vernacular with some secret sessions
Nope, I just didn't talk until I knew what things meant. Kinda of like Antonio Banderas in "The 13th Warrior".