the juiceman

[PENisland]

so there's this guy who apparently had a bunch of acid or something in his coat pockets one day while walking around in my city and it rained all on him and the acid leaked into his whole body so now he's on a permanent trip and thinks he is a glass of orange juice. if you walk by him he thinks you will tip him over. i saw him the other day sitting in a curbside garbage can, just sitting there. seriously.

[ms.peachy]

nice try, but FAIL (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/orange.asp)

[jabumbo]

i don't particularly care for orange juice

[PENisland]

ironic

[Helvete]

Phew, I got a little worried for a second.

[Rock]

There was this girl in my high school who fucked herself with a frozen hot dog in high school and it broke off so she had to get surgically removed.

There also was this dude who came home and busted out the peanut butter and had his dog lick it off of his wang...little did he know people were hiding in the next room for a surprise party.

No really. Its true. Totally. :rolleyes:

Candy Man. Candy Man. Candy Man.

[rirv]

Lying on the internet. :cool:

[PENisland]

:/