I'm awake and typing this at 5:15 am

[ericlee]

Because I have a serious case of White Castle farts. They've kept me awake all night.

Luckily I don't have the usual runs from them but they smell just like the burgers. Mainly onions.

I can't believe the wife kept asleep through all of this..

[Kid Presentable]

de ja poo

[gbsuey]

I can't believe the wife kept asleep through all of this..

i'd check she's still breathing if i were you, you may just have suffocated her(!)

[silence7]

White Castle farts only come in one size?

[Planetary]

White Castle farts only come in one size?

lolololololooooool

[ms.peachy]

I can't believe the wife kept asleep through all of this..

I dunno man, based on some of the smells I'm regularly subjected to walking around in this country I'm not all that shocked that she may have some sort of natural immunity.

[ericlee]

I dunno man, based on some of the smells I'm regularly subjected to walking around in this country I'm not all that shocked that she may have some sort of natural immunity.

Oh you ain't lying. The fish market smell in Shanghai is enough to gag a maggot.

I'm still emitting some ferocious gasses and I ate the burgers at about 8pm last night.

[b i o n i c]

you should get some free coupons or someshit for this, talk to the manager

[Guy Incognito]

whats so special about white castle burgers that they give you funky farts as opposed to burger king etc?

[b i o n i c]

the meat is slightly deader

[Guy Incognito]

the meat is slightly deader

at least its meat. mcdonalds is like cardboard

[ericlee]

Assuming that my farts smell just like the steamed onions, I'd say the onions are the source that makes the effects more different than McDonalds or BK. I do have gas after those but not nearly as bad as WC.

[Guy Incognito]

Assuming that my farts smell just like the steamed onions, I'd say the onions are the source that makes the effects more different than McDonalds or BK. I do have gas after those but not nearly as bad as WC.

ok then. but that makes me think whats so special about white castle burgers that make you still go there despite having really bad farts

[ericlee]

I don't care how bad the farts are. The burgers are absolute heaven on the taste buds.

[ericlee]

I don't care how bad the farts are. The burgers are absolute heaven on the taste buds.

EDIT: I only eat there once every 5-6 months though just because of the reprecussion.

[Guy Incognito]

I don't care how bad the farts are. The burgers are absolute heaven on the taste buds.

EDIT: I only eat there once every 5-6 months though just because of the reprecussion.

ok but why are they so nice, we dont have them in uk, do they have a special sauce or summat?

[ericlee]

They're just cooked differently than other burger places. Steam grilled. The flavor is very unique.

That's about all I can think of.

[Guy Incognito]

They're just cooked differently than other burger places. Steam grilled. The flavor is very unique.

That's about all I can think of.

(y) sound nice, i wouldnt do onions on a burger ever though i'd rather piss on a burger. i fucking hate onions

[silence7]

ok but why are they so nice,

We no longer have them on the West Coast (USA) that I know of, there used to be one like 5 miles from the house. BUT we can now get them in the frozen section, I get them when I'm feeling especially fancy.. I love em'. Bun, Onion, Patty, Cheese. I add a little salt, they're like heaven.

FROZEN (http://www.whitecastle.com/food/in-stores)

[mikizee]

They're just cooked differently than other burger places. Steam grilled. The flavor is very unique.

That's about all I can think of.

Steamed hams?

I wish we had White Castle in Australia. I would totally eat the fuck out of those burgers.

[Fern]

i find the white castle farts most disturbing because the smell makes me hungry ....

[jabumbo]

we don't have them around my area, so anytime i go through their vicinity, i have to stop.


has to be the location in the shittiest part of town for effect