An innocent drive to the Oyster Shack

[Echewta]

turns shocking. (http://www.break.com/index/hillybilly-on-riding-mower-tasered.html?comments=1)

[TurdBerglar]

america rocks!

[Freebasser]

"I think ahh crapped mahh payyynts!"

Pity the fucker probably hasn't got any teeth left to kick out back at the station.

[yeahwho]

gold, solid gold, the goldest gold of gold gold ever rolled into gold as far as gold goes. pure gold.

[cosmo105]

*slow clap*

[Echewta]

It is staged of course.

[mikizee]

staged? cmonnn