On the first and last thing you stole...

[MC Moot]

When I was six years old I pulled a brazen job at Sears…I took a empty bag into the store, put a land speeder in it and walked out…in hindsight, that’s pretty devious…I came up with that scheme all on my own, no influence other than insatiable desire for all things star wars...this Saturday while grabbing a few things at the grocers I put a jar of red chili flakes in my pocket,paid for the other stuff and walked out…it was unintentional but as I have no plans towards redress, I guess this was my most recent theft in 10 or 15 years…you?

[ericlee]

the first thing was the G.I. Joe firefighter from Rite Aid. I got good at it. I would go and open the package and take the figure out and leave the package on the hanger. I stole about 20 figures from there and I was about 11.

The last thing was the hovercraft for G.I. Joe. There was this kid who always left his toys outside so I would go there at night and take them. I acquired a lot of G.I. Joe toys from him.

[Adam]

In my early teens I was influenced by some bad people and I got really good at stealing. Until I got caught.

Can't remember the first thing I stole though - actually it'd of been cheap sweets from the garage on the way home from primary school.

Last thing attempted was a Def Leppard tape (yes tape) from a Virgin Mega Store when I was about 14 but I was caught and arrested but back then I was 'just' under the criminal age of responsibility (think it was 15) so the conviction doesn't follow me around for life (y). I stopped after that because I realised I was just doing it for fun (not need or greed) and Def Leppard aren't worth a criminal record for.

edit: I have been arrested since but not charged (although guilty) but not for stealing. I'm a good boy now.

[Junker]

I can remember the first thing I stole but i remember the last one. I was about 25 years old and I stole some chocolates and chewing gums from this liocal store. But now I'm 25 and a half I've become a good person.

[Dorothy Wood]

stole a Garfield bandaid from the box at a drug store.

I think that's actually the only thing I've stolen from a store. I've stolen things from parties at people's houses before though. dumb stuff like cereal and salt and pepper shakers.


the last thing I stole were 2 slices of fake turkey lunch meat from my gentleman friend's fridge.

[Burnout18]

does music form the internet count?

[Adam]

does music form the internet count?

Good question.

Does stealing some time at work to do some personal business count?

Or pens?

We need a whole new moral judgement thread!

[TurdBerglar]

does music form the internet count?

man

i must have THOUSANDS in torrented music

[Rock]

Luke Skywalker's cloak for the Return of the Jedi figure from a friend. I don't remember what happened to mine, but I do remember rationalizing that it was ok to do it at the tender age of 6.

I think the last thing I stole was some cds and a skateboard from someone that owed me a good chunk of money. That was about 10 years ago. It was justified in my mind. About 4 months later I left the skateboard at a mutual friends house and he saw it. That night someone just happened to break into my car and steal about $300 worth of shit from it....I decided to end the vicious cycle there and haven't stole since.

[Adam]

man

i must have THOUSANDS in torrented music

Is there any other way of getting music?

[MC Moot]

I was just trying to think what my most serious theft was...and I think it's when I was 18 my friends older brother owed me money on a car deal and he eventually just refused to pay...he was a pretty bad dude...so he was dealing weed and I went over to their house when I knew everyone was out... went in through a back window and snagged 2 big handfuls of bud and went back out the way I came in...as I was walking away,he pulled up,honked at me so then I had to turn around and go talk to him...very,very,close call...can't believe I did that...(n)

[Rock]

The theft with the highest monetary value for one item was probably the skateboard.

The most pointless (is there really a point though?) was batman (tim burton's first one) trading cards and batman key chains at the hobby shop in the neighborhood. The one day we DIDNT take anything we got accused of taking things. It felt pretttty pretttyyy pretty good.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I was in 9th grade. I took one item of candy (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3061/2698970672_2c943ddfcd.jpg) from a corner store. The first time I did it, I thought my heart was going to come out of my chest I was so freaked. But it was easy and so I did it again. Then a third time. After that I felt bad so I stopped doing it.

[MC Moot]

The theft with the highest monetary value for one item was probably the skateboard.

The most pointless (is there really a point though?)

I don't mind stealing bread from the mouth of decadence...

[Myu-to]

^But I'm growing hungrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRyyyYYYYEAH!!!!!!!!

Your bike.

Your honey.

[cosmo105]

I don't think I've ever intentionally stolen anything.

I recently accidentally stole an entire bottle of tequila when a sales rep gave it to me at the grocery store along with some coupon and I misinterpreted this act of "here, go buy this with this" as, "here you go, free tequila." :o

[RobMoney$]

Had an entire network at my local mall when I was young.
I set up a network of the workers throughout the mall where we would all steal from each other's stores.
I was working at a music store (Sam Goody). I had people coming in, stealing radios, bags full of CD's, you name it.
I had free lunch everday from anywhere in the mall, my pick of any leather jacket in Wilson's Leathers, Victoria Secret lingerie for every girl I was messing with, A different outfit everyday, you name it.

[funk63]

Woo pow, I stole georgiannas collectible horse dolls.
Latest addition was some black skinny jeans from sears then some books, then uhh I think it was a the good the bad and the ugly dvd from best buy if my memory serves.
I'd also like to mention that I rarely pay for food because I just walk around payless loading up on sushi or donuts or basically anything I want.

[sjp]

When I was 7 or 8 I stole 2 packs of cigarettes didn't get caught when I stole the 1st pack but did with the 2nd

[b i o n i c]

m' momma's heart

[skra75]

first - a blank cassette tape in the early 90's
last - some person's lawn decoration Mallard in the late 90's.