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Bob
05-25-2010, 04:06 PM
For more than 10 years Condition Express Inc. carries out its business by working with non-standard banking accommodations around the world. We are expanding our firm and give a list of new services in the United States. Transferal of money for non U.S. citizens with the US check is one of our new
services. For this reason our firm has some opened positions of "Check Processing Manager".
Your responsibilities are:
To obtain a check by USPS to cash this check
To shift money to the customer the way he/she chooses
To make a special formed accounts on the done
work for every check
Staff claims:
To have valid address in the US
From 1 to 2 hours per day
To have Good credit history
Your benefits:
The income of 100 $ - 500 $ daily Pay of at least 3 000 $
Couple of working hours
We take care of all the taxes on the converts you do.
If this opened position is interesting for you and you want to step please, create an account at our webpage and finish everything according to the instructions.
With best regards,
TOP MANAGER
Condition Express Inc.


finally, an answer to all my troubles. if any of you chumps want to see me, i'll be in the fast lane! later losers

NicRN77
05-25-2010, 04:20 PM
where can I sign up? Screw this nursing crap.

trailerprincess
05-25-2010, 04:21 PM
I got a new job yesterday. But it sounds lame compared to yours. Dammit

jabumbo
05-25-2010, 04:41 PM
i have my suspicion that TOP MANAGER wears a toupee.


am i right?

Echewta
05-25-2010, 05:08 PM
Question is Bob, do you want to step?

Bob
05-25-2010, 05:13 PM
hmm, maybe. i'm just not sure if i'm ready for the responsibility of making a special formed accounts on the done work for every check

DIGI
05-25-2010, 05:30 PM
Opportunity: Knock, knock.
Bob: Who's there?
Opportunity: It's me.
Bob: Well, come on in!

Helvete
05-25-2010, 05:42 PM
It's about time you hit the big time, Bob!

checkyourprez
05-25-2010, 06:30 PM
beggars cant be choosers roberto.

Myu-to
05-26-2010, 07:30 AM
It's got to be legit because the guy's name is "Top Manager". I mean nobody could make that shit up.

I personally would have trouble with the whole "working 1 to 2 hours a day". I max out at about 35 minutes.:(

skra75
06-03-2010, 12:36 AM
Oh Shit! I need a t-shirt that says "TOP MANAGER" in big shitty iron on letters.