Bathroom Hilarity

[Echewta]

I do indeed take pleasure walking into the bathroom to take a wiz while someone else just walked in to do more important business. You can hear them put the seat cover on, sit down, and then wait. They don't want to start the fire work show until you are out of the room. I take my time, wash my hands, maybe wash them again, check my hair, and usually by the time i open the door to leave, it sounds like a bridge just collapsed.

:cool:

[b i o n i c]

lucky you dont work with vocal old fat dudes who seem to love to let loose no matter what

ehhhhngh ehhhnnngh hmnnngh

[JBernas]

I was JUST talking to someone about this the other day!

Or....if you are already doing your "business" you have to wait until the other person leaves before exiting because you don't want them to know who it was blowing up the bathroom:o

[nodanaonlyzuul]

I had this happen to me except not only was I waiting for the chick to piss and leave, she was ALSO waiting for ME to piss and leave. Both of us had to do #2 and were sitting there for what felt like forever to finally do so.

I had to plug my ears so all I could hear was my blood rushing so I could relax myself and just freakin do it so I could get some relief.

Super awkward.

[camo]

I like to stand washing my hands and tell anyone who's there that it smells like a farm in here.

[jabumbo]

no man is saved from my bodily functions

[ericlee]

I used to be the kind of person that would wait for everyone to leave so I could let loose but now I don't care being that I have realized that there's complete idiots in the building.

I have had three seperate happenings in which I'm on the toilet with the door locked. There is a little device that will have green for not in use and red for when it's in use.

I'll be sitting there, hear someone walk to the door and they push and then they decide to look over the wall and I yell, "can't you figure if the door is locked or not?"

Another time, I'm handling my business and they came, pushed on the door a little, it didn't move. I thought they figured out it was locked but instead, they pushed even harder and the door flew open and they saw me and said, "oh, so sorry." So there I was, taking a shit with the bathroom door wide open because I didn't want to get up to close it and make a trail on the floor.

So now I just let it all go. If they can hear someone tearing it up in there, I would hope they wouldn't try to come in.

[JBernas]

I had this happen to me except not only was I waiting for the chick to piss and leave, she was ALSO waiting for ME to piss and leave. Both of us had to do #2 and were sitting there for what felt like forever to finally do so.

I had to plug my ears so all I could hear was my blood rushing so I could relax myself and just freakin do it so I could get some relief.

Super awkward.

lol...that happens all the time at my work. I'm in HR and we share the floor with accounting which = mostly females. I usually go to a different floor since there is most ALWAYS someone in there (unless it's an emergency)

[mikizee]

There is a great discussion about this over at another forum I visit.

Highly encourage you to have a read and a laugh.

http://ozhiphop.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=112351&page=1

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

Where I'm at its usually a contest to see who is louder in the stalls.

[jabumbo]

at my last job, the building only had 1 unisex bathroom per floor. it had 3 stalls but most people would lock the main door when they went in.

there was an old man down the hall that would be visibly embarrassed if he was caught coming into the bathroom when someone else was already in it. quite amusing since i couldn't have cared less!

[Dorothy Wood]

at my workplace, the bathroom is also where the kitchenette and coats and purses are kept. also only like 2 people work at a time... you can't just slip in there unnoticed. I usually announce that i have to poop because it'll be obvious anyway.

[JimmyTheScumbag]

If I recognize my friend's shoes in the stall I soak some paper towels and then stand so close to the stall that he can see my shoes, then I squeeze the paper and let trickle by his feet like I'm pissing.

The 1st guy I did to started shuffling his feet all crazy and yelled 'That better not be real'. Haha

I just did it again to a different guy this morning and he didn't flinch. He just said 'You know, you're a sick bastard'.

I guess the word is out.

[nodanaonlyzuul]

that's amazing (y)

[p-branez]

there's always a one urinal or one stall buffer zone.

and you have to avoid eye contact when pissing at a urinal. you can look at everything in your peripheral vision and pretend like you see something really interesting on the wall 20cm in front of your face.