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06-08-2010, 02:41 PM
Man. If Bandamax indicates what's popular in Mexican culture, they sure ain't picky.
The typical scene:
Pretty seriously overweight dude who can barely move, swaying and gesturing and lip synching badly as (usually) one lone vixen, scantily
clad, heaves her breasts and hips at him. In one I saw this morning, the guy had her on a bed and was licking her navel. Cut to a cow
getting hitched up to a milking machine.
In another, the star went from costume to costume, no rhyme or reason, and interacted with himself. He was a lieutenent or something in
full military regalia and a swishy, leather-wearing chap who would swat his alter-ego's butt, mince a bit, then run away as the alter ego
drew his sword and chased.
Then leather guy runs into himself on a beach, dressed (maybe?) as a woman with just a huge sheet wrapped around her (?). She waves
a finger at him no-no-no and he runs off again. Wha!?
Ahhh breakfast at the Mexican Bakery...
The typical scene:
Pretty seriously overweight dude who can barely move, swaying and gesturing and lip synching badly as (usually) one lone vixen, scantily
clad, heaves her breasts and hips at him. In one I saw this morning, the guy had her on a bed and was licking her navel. Cut to a cow
getting hitched up to a milking machine.
In another, the star went from costume to costume, no rhyme or reason, and interacted with himself. He was a lieutenent or something in
full military regalia and a swishy, leather-wearing chap who would swat his alter-ego's butt, mince a bit, then run away as the alter ego
drew his sword and chased.
Then leather guy runs into himself on a beach, dressed (maybe?) as a woman with just a huge sheet wrapped around her (?). She waves
a finger at him no-no-no and he runs off again. Wha!?
Ahhh breakfast at the Mexican Bakery...