Hot girl's card gets declined at lunch...

[RobMoney$]

You're out at lunch at say a Subway-ish type of set up, the type of set up where you order and pay at the same station.
You're next in line.
The girl in front of you orders, swipes her card, and it gets declined.

She's hot.
About a 7.5 on the the RobMoney$ rating scale,...meaning she's smoking hot.

What would you do?

[Adam]

tut that someone orders lunch without being able to pay for it. Tell them to get a job or a better paid one. Complain about capitalism and ask her why the fuck she is getting lunch at a time when all the workers are getting lunch if she does nothing all day. Or why not bring your own if you're that poor? Are you just here to hold up the line? I mean, wtf - just because you're pretty you expect some sap to take pity on you and get a free ride for the rest of your life? It'll all fall down when you're 40 you know love. Then the menopause, and imagine if you're childless? You're life will be pretty much worthless if you don't pick yourself up soon :mad:

Then I'd ask her if she wanted to get coffee sometime as girls with broken spirits are easy.

[sjp]

tut that someone orders lunch without being able to pay for it. Tell them to get a job or a better paid one. Complain about capitalism and ask her why the fuck she is getting lunch at a time when all the workers are getting lunch if she does nothing all day. Or why not bring your own if you're that poor? Are you just here to hold up the line? I mean, wtf - just because you're pretty you expect some sap to take pity on you and get a free ride for the rest of your life? It'll all fall down when you're 40 you know love. Then the menopause, and imagine if you're childless? You're life will be pretty much worthless if you don't pick yourself up soon :mad:

Then I'd ask her if she wanted to get coffee sometime as girls with broken spirits are easy.

this ask her out to a starbucks on her then drink your coffee, and run out before her card goes through.

[RobMoney$]

I bought her lunch and we ate together.
Turns out she got a new bank card in the mail and didn't realize she had to activate it at an ATM.
She then insisted that I follow her to her bank so she could get money to pay me back.

I instead gave her my business card and said you can buy lunch next time.


Got an email yesterday morning that she wants to do lunch sometime next week.

[Bob]

i would glare at her until she gives up and moves on because i'm hungry and people with money have sandwiches to eat

unless she looked back at me then i'd pretend to be deciding between banana peppers and jalapenos

[jabumbo]

at subway for 5 bucks? sure, no problem.


but if 7.5 is smoking hot, what does 10 mean?





ps: what the fuck are you smoking, adam?

[RobMoney$]

at subway for 5 bucks? sure, no problem.


In all reality, I probably would have paid for anyone's lunch under the same circumstances.
Well anyone beside toucanspam or echewta of course.




but if 7.5 is smoking hot, what does 10 mean?

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school, (upper class of hot women, but not tops locally)

7.5: Subway girl

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4.5 and lower: Below Average and no need to rank any lower than this. Major flaws pile up, overweight, blemishes, etc.





ps: what the fuck are you smoking, adam?


Yeah, reading adam's post made my soul die a little.

[faz]

I instead gave her my business card and said you can buy lunch next time.

Pimp!

[RobMoney$]

Lunch was nice.
She basically told me her whole life story, grew up in Florida, went to college in Maryland because she has family there too. Was engaged to a guy she met in college, but broke it off last year. She’s older than I thought, 29. She works in the same field as me, but more of a junior position.

She’s in to soccer, played in high school, but not in college. I told her I was interested in the World Cup and she seemed excited about my interest.

Funny part, she gets up to use the restroom soon after we sat down. I gave the waiter $20 and my credit card and told him that when she tries to pay, say her card was declined and you used mine.

I told her a little about me, recently broke up with a girl, been getting into walking distance for exercise, like hanging out in Atlantic City, seeing live music, watching baseball, etc. She says she wants to go to AC as she's never been; I said I go all the time solo or with friends and you’re welcome to tag along if you like.
She started looking at her calendar.

I asked why she picked this place, she said because it’s close to her apartment and she was taking the rest of the afternoon off and this is her favorite place but it’s not the kind of place to eat alone.

The bill comes, she pulls out her credit card. Waiter comes back doing exactly what I instructed him to do. She all "WTF", I laughed and told her what I did, then said “I’m up 2-0, ha!”

She thought it was hilarious. Then we left; on the drive back I got a text about how much she liked lunch and looked forward to checking out AC.

[Adam]

Yeah, reading adam's post made my soul die a little.

It wasn't that bad of a joke, was it?

I can't help my cynical, dark and sarcastic sense of humour.

[DroppinScience]

If she's a "smoking hot 7.5," where would you place on your own Rob$ scale?

[jabumbo]

can you make me up some distributable business cards, rob?

[Bob]

things to talk about on first dates II

[checkyourprez]

things to talk about on first dates II

dick size.

[Bob]

hahaha!

[checkyourprez]

YES!

[RobMoney$]

If she's a "smoking hot 7.5," where would you place on your own Rob$ scale?


Christ, you're weird.



If you're asking if I'm good looking, then the answer is no. I'm totallyaware that I'm not the best looking dude in the world.
And you're a fucking hideous MF'r too Lambert. But who cares.

If you're asking if I think she's completely out of my league, then the answer is HELL YES.

If you're asking if I have game like a MF and have absolutely no fear of smoking hot chicks and still have rap, and sometimes that gets you further than looks,
then the answer is HELL YEAH!

[jabumbo]

i'd like it if the cards were bone white with sanskrit font, thanks

[RobMoney$]

I only use "knucks originals" for all my business card needs. :D

[Adam]

Comis Sans = WIN


right?

[b i o n i c]

so, did you bang her yet?

[kll]

I like this story. It shows how a "pay it forward" moment can give you instant karma and it also has a wholesome feel with 2 people genuinely getting to know each other in an organic way. (y)

[RobMoney$]

Update 6/18

Last night around 11:30pm; my son and daughter are asleep upstairs, I’m downstairs in our basement (mancave) watching TV and messing around on the computer.

I get a text: “Are you there?”...It’s my new friend.
I answer: “Yes”.
Another text: “Can I call you? I’m locked out”
Me: ??? “Yeah, sure”


She calls me and tells me that she locked herself out of her apartment while going to get her cell out of her car.
She sounds drunk, wants to know if I can help her get back inside.
I ask if she can call the apartment’s office or something instead, she says it’s only open daytime business hours.
I say I’m no pro but if it’s just a regular door lock w/no deadbolt that it shouldn’t be a problem.
I know the general area of her place but asked for the address to be exact.

I drive over while talking to her on the phone, she’s sitting in her car waiting (she apparently never locks her car door which I told her was not a good move).
Anyway, I show up and she’s barefoot sitting in her car with Maryland sweat shorts and a T-shirt; even shorter and younger looking than when I first met her in business attire and heals.
Amazing for 29 years old.

She’s drunk, hugs me right away for coming.
I tell her don’t get excited, I’m not sure if I can get the door open.
I brought a changeable head screw driver, a long flat-head screw driver and some metal trim that I had laying in my toolbox.
I used the trim and flat head to get the door open in maybe 2-3 mins without leaving a scratch.

She literally pulls me into the front door and puts her arms around me.
I let her kiss me as “thank you” kinda kiss, but this went a little further.
Her arms are tight around my neck and her light leg around me; her toes are on the back of my knee.
Now, normally the only thing I would hear in my head at this point is Michael Buffer yelling “Let’s get ready to rumble!!!!” and the smack-fest would begin, but I’m really not interested in complicating my life and drunk chicks are a turnoff when I’m stone sober.

I lift her up and take her too her room, lay her down and try to walk away. She pulls me on her bed and straddles over me.
She lays her head on my chest and says she wants me to stay.
She's so drunk she’s asleep in minutes.
I stayed for another 15 mins or so, then left.
NOTHING HAPPENED.


Exchanged texts early this morning:

Her: “I’m so sorry, are you mad?”
Me: “No, not at all. Feeling ok?”
Her: “I feel like a fool”
Me: “It’s ok, you were fine”
Her: “Promise me you’re not mad”
Me: “It’s ok”
Her: “Are your kids mad at you?”
Me: “No, why would they be?”
Her: “ok”
Her: “Did they ask where you were last night?”
Me: "They were asleep when I left and got back. No biggie”
Her: “I feel horrible, can I call you later? I need to talk to you”
Me: “Sure”


I'm starting to think this girl might be nuts.

[gbsuey]

a bit nuts mebee....but she certainly likes you! And it sounds like she sees you as someone capable and responsible and trustworthy....no wonder she was all over you, you have a fan!

[RobMoney$]

Just got this text: "Call me tonight. Need to talk to u."
Me: "k"

[Echewta]

like the sands of the hourglass...

[Dorothy Wood]

She doesn't sound nuts, she sounds like an idiot.

[Dorothy Wood]

but, good stories, keep 'em comin! :p

[b i o n i c]

wow.. you really are a good guy, rob$

[RobMoney$]

I thought hard about not calling her.
Mostly because I don’t want her to think I’m really interested in her.
I called anyway.

I’m adlibbing as I don’t remember every word, so bare with me:

Me: “Hey, it's Rob, feeling better? Hope you drank lots of water today, ha”
Her: “I felt like crap all morning, thanks again for rescuing me last night.”
Me: “again, was no big deal”
Her: “I want to make it up to you, you’ve been so kind since I met you”
Me: “Not a problem, we’ll catch lunch or something next week”
Her: “Well, I was looking online today looking at Atlantic City. Everything I read says Borgata is the best place so I booked a room for tommorrow night. I thought we could hang out and you could show me how to play”
Me: (…silent…)
Her: “Rob?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m here”
Her: “Come on it’ll be fun. You can show me around. Says they have beach bars and all kinds of things to do. I mean, I’m not trying to come between you and your kids, I know Sunday is Fathers' day; I just want to have fun and pay back your kindness. Do you think your kids would mind? I mean we would be there until Sunday morning. I feel like we're sneaking around or something (giggle)”
Me: “Yeah, I know but it’s kind of last minute. I don’t really have plans this weekend, but I'm sure my kids are taking me out for breakfast for dad's day. Kind of a tradition. I’ll have to call you back to see if I can break free this weekend.”
Her: “Well, let me know because I don’t think I can cancel it. So I have to go and I don’t think my friends want to go”.
Me: “Ok, I’ll call you later. I should know by then”.

I think the Shark Move is to back out of this one and slowly start letting the phone calls go to voicemail.
I love Borgota though and getting a room in the summer Sat night is hard without spending $400+ even for a regular player like myself.

I think I'll go, get locked in on a poker table for 8 hours and bore the hell out of her.
That seems like the safest way out, that and I get a free trip to AC.

[RobMoney$]

Just talked to her, we're going to leave early tommorrow afternoon.

See you guys in a few days. :D

[jabumbo]

we expect pics of you, the hot girl and your winnings from the trip. OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

[MCD]

dude, i don't know you, but you're coming off like more than a bit of a duche. your kids normally take you out for father's day lunch/breakfast, but you're going to skip that for a free trip to AC and a piece of strange.

a famous man once said 'you can get with this or you can get with that.'

if i'm a shit and don't get the situation i hope you have a great time!

[gbsuey]

whatever happens, you'll most likely find out if she IS nuts. good luck:D

[JBernas]

I'm with MCD....if it were me, I would never ask someone to ditch their plans with their kids and I wouldn't want to be with someone who would. Bad character red flag....just sayin.

[Guy Incognito]

i feel bad fir thinking suspicioulsy about all this because it could be a great thing that happens which would be good karma for you but summat feels weird about it. It seems a bit full on to ask you to miss dads day and go on a trip afteronly a couple of meetings. I cant help thinking this is all part of some long con but i hope i am completely wrong and you have a great time. maybe she just got carried away with the situation and is just over enthusiastic about it. good luck dude

[DroppinScience]

Just talked to her, we're going to leave early tommorrow afternoon.

See you guys in a few days. :D

...and the Father of the Year award goes to...

[Adam]

When she grabs the suit case and a load of money falls out and she says "you wasn't exactly supposed to see that"

YOU WAS, YOU WAS EXACTLY SUPPOSE TO SEE IT!

[Bob]

When she grabs the suit case and a load of money falls out and she says "you wasn't exactly supposed to see that"

YOU WAS, YOU WAS EXACTLY SUPPOSE TO SEE IT!

lol

[Schmeltz]

I'm sure my kids are taking me out for breakfast for dad's day. Kind of a tradition. I’ll have to call you back to see if I can break free

I think I'll go, get locked in on a poker table for 8 hours and bore the hell out of her.
That seems like the safest way out, that and I get a free trip to AC.

So you're blowing your children off on Father's Day... so that you can blow off some chick you met in a Subway store.

You are a fucking class act, dude. Possibly the biggest piece of shit ever.

[Bob]

in rob's defense, i read that as "i'll go to AC on saturday, bore her by playing poker all night so i can go home that night and be home for sunday morning"

that's fairly noble

[kaiser soze]

yo dog, haters in the house - keep playin', maybe drop some Eminem to shake the shizzle fo' rizzle in your wizzle

your kids won't waste - this kind of love is hotter than wasabi paste

the children can relish in the ketchup and mustard hugs on a later date, so don't be chaste

word

[Bob]

what?

[kaiser soze]

dude you're like white you won't understand

like more white than the white guys who are like not as white

know what I'm saying son?

[Kid Presentable]

Too many people are bound to a life of servitude by their children. I salute Robert for looking out for himself. (y)

[Echewta]

I used to dream, I used to glance beyond the stars. Now I don't know where we are although I know we've drifted far.

[RobMoney$]

Update 6/20 8am


I first stopped at the bank and took out 2k.
I picked my new friend up around 1pm Sat.
She has on jeans that look great on her, t-shirt and flip flops.
I’m in shorts, t-shirt and my cross training sneakers.
She has her bag…and not just a bag, a luggage bag like something that I would use for a one week trip out of the country.
I simply left my dress shirt and pants on the hanger in the back seat; Shoes on floor and a small bag for socks, boxer-briefs and workout clothes for the return home (always take long drives in very comfortable clothes).

I really didn’t want to drive but whatever.
The drive is about 1.5 hours from my place, but because I’m in AC so much, it seems like the drive gets longer every time I go; plus it’s summertime and the traffic can be nuts going to the shore on a weekend.

She smells great, not a perfume smell, but a “just got out of the shower smell” – wonderful.
She kicks her flip flops off the second she gets into my car and relaxes; her cute feet were all over my car during the ride in a seemingly never ending attempt at positioning herself for comfort, on my dashboard, on the seat and eventually on my lap.
We’re talking, she’s laughing and pushing me with her feet. It didn’t take long for the conversation to go from friendly talk to very flirtatious.
I enjoyed it.

I finally said that I’m not going to be able to drive without a break because she’s distracting me – she says just drive.
By the time we hit the Walt Whitman Bridge, I was making N.O.R.E. proud by performing his signature maneuver. ;)

We checked in at about 5pm and went to the room to change. I’m not sure exactly what she spent on this room but it’s outstanding.
The bathroom is another room within it for the Jacuzzi and toilet etc - separate room for the bedroom. Awesome.
She opens her bag and no kidding has 6 outfits.
She asks me which one should she wear; her outfits range from beach-bar fun to high-class fun.
I said dress nice and lets grab dinner and we’ll “go out” after.
Dinner was great, her conversation was surprisingly interesting.
I’m impressed by this chicks intellect.

After dinner she wants me to "teach her to gamble".
She understands roulette but wanted to try craps as she’s never played (my game).
While at the table some old guy rolled the dice 18 times straight and turned my 500 buy in to 3400.
I drop two greens for the dealers and take her over to the baccarat table.
She picks up the game very fast, fast enough to suggest that I’m not playing smart – I drop 1k.
Then we hit blackjack so I could recoup that and I drop another 600 or so. Back to the crap table, I lose 2k.

I tell her jokingly that normally after losing back to back, I take a break at the strip club.
She says, “well let’s go, it’s your town”…
I’m feeling like Jonathan Goldsmith at this point, but I'm keeping cool about it.
She asks if she can change before we go, sure, back to the room and she puts on something that looks like I'm paying for her company.
We go to the Playground (strip club), they don’t sell alcohol so I buy a 6 of Coronas next door and go in; she’s having more fun that I am making the girls dance etc.
We hung out there, then went to the Pool at Harrah’s at about midnight to mellow out a bit.

We get back to the room and she says she wants to go change. She grabs the bag and heads into the bathroom.
She comes out in the sexiest bra, panties, & stockings outfit I've ever seen.
All white with these platform heels that made her almost 6' tall.
She oiled up for me too with some of that Jean Nate body oil; You know, the stuff strippers wear that makes them smell soo good.

I'll spare you all the details of what happened after that.
I will say she was definitely in the top 3 greatest times I've ever had tho.
She did things I couldn't get my ex-wife to do after 5 years of marriage.
Her main concern was that I had a good time (if you know what I mean) and she seemed willing to do whatever to make sure of it.
The only regret I have is not wearing a helmet.

[Schmeltz]

Game over, douche nozzle. (http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=534379)

[Adam]

Game over, douche nozzle. (http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=534379)

ha fucking ha! Brilliant +10 to Schmeltz

[gbsuey]

funny that...i was just thinking it was starting to sound like some fantasy!!

[Adam]

funny that...i was just thinking it was starting to sound like some fantasy!!

what? not being with your kids on a day set aside for you, having unprotected sex with someone who doesn't seem fully in control of their emotions while losing a couple of grand in an attempt to impress such person.

To be fair, Rob may of just been trying to tell a great story and then would of revealed all to say its been 50% copy paste scam on us all. But the interweb has ruined it all by something being repeated on it.

[kaiser soze]

so...how was the date?

I bet it was unreal!

[gbsuey]

what? not being with your kids on a day set aside for you, having unprotected sex with someone who doesn't seem fully in control of their emotions while losing a couple of grand in an attempt to impress such person.


not everyone has your sense of morality!

i too would be surprised if he wasn't gonna reveal it was all bollox,he did fool most of us for a while anyway :D

[The Notorious LOL]

Jesus what a fucking tool. You didnt even make this up, you stole it from some other forum.

[The Notorious LOL]

i too would be surprised if he wasn't gonna reveal it was all bollox,he did fool most of us for a while anyway :D

Doubtful. Lookit his fucking novel of a response. He probably spent 20 minutes typing that. Its obvious he was sobbing a bit wishing it was real while typing this.

[Helvete]

From what I can remember, Rob is a bit old and a bit fat, couldn't you see it was a joke from the start?

[Guy Incognito]

boooooooooooooo, it was all a fucking blag. reading that other forum , not even sure that guy's telling the truth, i couldnt be arsed reading it all, some responses were unintentionally hilarious but most were awful.

Its kinda weirded me out that you had to try and factor your kids into this story (or did he have kids as well, as i said i couldnt be arsed readin it all on there).

Anyway, piss poor.

[Guy Incognito]

From what I can remember, Rob is a bit old and a bit fat, couldn't you see it was a joke from the start?

it crossed my mind but he got the benefit. anyway age and size have fuck all to do with it

[DroppinScience]

Game over, douche nozzle. (http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=534379)

Fucking hilarious! Damn, Schmeltz, how do you uncover this stuff?

I had a feeling Rob didn't really have a business card to give out to a girl in the first place. A bit of a stretch.

I'd be tempted to think this was an unused letter to Penthouse, but the lack of graphic description of sex gave me doubts...

[Guy Incognito]

Fucking hilarious! Damn, Schmeltz, how do you uncover this stuff?

I.

like this (http://www.google.co.uk/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1R2_____en-GB&q=Hot+girl%27s+card+gets+declined+at+lunch&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=). 6 entries down. Cant believe none of us did this sooner or that rob called the thread pretty much the same thing.

[DroppinScience]

It's a shame this wasn't debunked a little later, because if you read the original thread through, we learn that the girl the dude slept with turned out to have a kid. A kid which our protagonist (who is married) knows their daughter and they actually met a year before but he didn't remember her.

Argh, we ruined the ending! :(

[Dorothy Wood]

aw damn! i figured this was a hoax from the start, even googled some chunks of text. must've grabbed some of the original content.

anyway, jean nate! lol.

[DroppinScience]

I'm still waiting to see if he made it in time for his Father's Day breakfast with the kids. Did he introduce them to their new step-mom (an inflatable doll by the sounds of things)?

[RobMoney$]

Game over, douche nozzle. (http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=534379)


Congrats, Sherlock. You've exposed my ruse.
You must be so proud.

LOL @ anyone who's mad that this wasn't real.
Just trying to post something a little interesting in here, provide some entertainment or a little chuckle.

[gbsuey]

Why get mad?? It was funny, i'm so gullible anyway but i was actually happy for you until that last post which was just waaaaay too cheesy!!

[kaiser soze]

so....during the car scene, did you get a foot job or did she jiggle your gut with her toes?

[RobMoney$]

I'm still waiting to see if he made it in time for his Father's Day breakfast with the kids. Did he introduce them to their new step-mom (an inflatable doll by the sounds of things)?


Way to be your usual disparaging, douchey, self.

You really should know better by now than to start something u know u can't finish, Lambert.
Leave gf's and kids out of your agenda against me.
It's a battle u know u can't win.

If u want me to start talking shit about QA, I will...

[RobMoney$]

so....during the car scene, did you get a foot job or did she jiggle your gut with her toes?


U got a chubby reading that, didn't u?
loser.

[kaiser soze]

actually I barfed in my mouth a little

can't even come up with your own bullshit, always copying and pasting other people's work and imaginations (including pictures).

talk about loser

[Echewta]

I had subway for lunch

[RobMoney$]

kaiser, u don't even realize that you're an idiot, do you?
Getting mad over an internet ruse...

[RobMoney$]

I had subway for lunch


Did the girls in there look any hotter after reading this thread?

[kaiser soze]

I'm not mad, why do you always think you know exactly what people think?

I didn't appreciate you calling me a loser, but hey - you need company so I guess I shouldn't blame you for wishing there were others like you

Did you read my previous posts, I knew you were full of shit - I mean come on, it's you!

I guarantee most think you're the idiot, but you're too fucking into yourself to see through your force field of stupidity.

so keep on with your.....I mean other people's fantasies, I have a father's day cook out to attend (y)

send my regards to your artificial ho you poor lonely old man.

[DroppinScience]

Way to be your usual disparaging, douchey, self.

You really should know better by now than to start something u know u can't finish, Lambert.
Leave gf's and kids out of your agenda against me.
It's a battle u know u can't win.

If u want me to start talking shit about QA, I will...

So tell me what happened to the letters "Y" and "O" on your keyboard. I'll sorely miss them...

[RobMoney$]

So tell me what happened to the letters "Y" and "O" on your keyboard. I'll sorely miss them...



lol, grammar insults?
ur not worthy of me typing out YOU,.. "U" is all u get.

[DroppinScience]

LOL @ anyone who's mad that this wasn't real.
Just trying to post something a little interesting in here, provide some entertainment or a little chuckle.

This is pretty much what I figured you'd reply with when you're outed for copying and pasting (once again).

To go back to one of your earlier posts when we gave you the benefit of the doubt...


If you're asking if I have game like a MF and have absolutely no fear of smoking hot chicks and still have rap, and sometimes that gets you further than looks,
then the answer is HELL YEAH!

So tell me how good your game is when you're not stealing other people's material from message boards. If you really paid for a hot girl's subway sandwich in real life, would she recoil in fear that she'd be your next meal, considering your voracious appetite?

[RobMoney$]

I guarantee most think you're the idiot, but you're too fucking into yourself to see through your force field of stupidity.


I don't take anything anyone says here seriously.
This thread, just as 90% of the shit I post, is posted with one intention.
To stir the pot.

You & Lambert are my two biggest fans and you don't even realize it.
It's the both of you who get the most annoyed.
You're like my internet lab rats.

[RobMoney$]

This is pretty much what I figured you'd reply with when you're outed for copying and pasting (once again).

To go back to one of your earlier posts when we gave you the benefit of the doubt...



So tell me how good your game is when you're not stealing other people's material from message boards. If you really paid for a hot girl's subway sandwich in real life, would she recoil in fear that she'd be your next meal, considering your voracious appetite?

I'll bet my fat ass has a hotter girl than yours.

[DroppinScience]

I'll bet my fat ass has a hotter girl than yours.

Doubt it. Mine exists.

[RobMoney$]

Only dykes have hairy armpits and wear patchouli. not girls.

[ToucanSpam]

I dislike RobMoney more than anyone on this board and I still thought it was a little funny.

[Bob]

Only dykes have hairy armpits and wear patchouli. not girls.

oh you

[RobMoney$]

oh you


Yes, I'm the dick aren't I, Bob.
Interesting that my one comment back at Lambert after several by him about my GF and kids goes without comment by you?

Go fuck yourself.

[Bob]

Yes, I'm the dick aren't I, Bob.
Interesting that my one comment back at Lambert after several by him about my GF and kids goes without comment by you?

Go fuck yourself.

i was just sticking up for the dykes actually

[RobMoney$]

How chivalrous of you.

Fuck kids and non dykes is it then?

[Bob]

hey now! i was one of the few people in the thread who wasn't suggesting that you were choosing poon over your kids on father's day morning

i try and defend your honor and this is the thanks i get

[RobMoney$]

it was a ruse.

ruse; n. A crafty stratagem; a subterfuge. See Synonyms at wile (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wile).


no one left any children alone on fathers day.
there was no subway girl.
there was no trip to ac.



thanks for your make-believe support tho, bob.

[Bob]

it was a ruse.

ruse; n. A crafty stratagem; a subterfuge. See Synonyms at wile (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/wile).


no one left any children alone on fathers day.
there was no subway girl.
there was no trip to ac.



thanks for your make-believe support tho, bob.

whoa, hold on, the story was fake?

[faz]

whoa, hold on, the story was fake?

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or just missed the douchbag uncovering on page 2.

[Bob]

i was being sarcastic

[kaiser soze]

rob is the most "Look at me! Look at me!" on this site - it's embarrassing to see someone his age seek this kind of attention. The kind of attention a 12 year old kid with no friends seeks.

So he steals, lies, and manipulate as much as possible. Nothing is a ruse with him, it is strictly desperate neediness.

Once he is called out he starts calling people names, or acting that this was all intentional (including his "uncanny" expectancy of our reactions to this). I never called him a name after he was exposed but yet he called me a loser first why is that?

Because he is a bully.

Bullies do this in grade school. I'm starting to doubt he holds a real occupation and has a healthy relationship with his kids.

I mean come on! It's father's day and he's been on here defending this fucking poor excuse for a funny thread and belittling everyone who responded.

If he was my dad I would feel sorry for him.

He is the lab rat.

[RobMoney$]

lol. and what have you been on here doing all day then?

All jokes aside, kaiser. Making dime store psychological evaluations about me and my relationship with my kids is kind of pathetic.

We've bumped heads often on here, but I've never once made a disparaging remark about your relationship w your kid.
You're crossing the line.

[kaiser soze]

all day?

really?

I've been out disc golfing with my girlfriend,son and her parents, came back showered, cleaned, prepared food for our evening, relaxed (responded to this stupid thread), and left for a cook out. We didn't come back until 9ish - what times do my posts say? Now my girlfriend and son are sleeping and once again I'm giving you attention.

You should be thankful for getting it from a real live human being.

I said nothing about your kids, I said if I was your kid I'd feel bad for you. So I am not crossing any lines.

nice try bucko

are your kids sleeping? It's still Father's Day ya know, go be one.

[RobMoney$]

Oh, you're not married and you have a kid?
I didn't realize that.
I won't make any disparaging remarks about that arrangement at all.
Not my style.
But people in glass houses should probably keep their mouths shut about family issues then, shouldn't they?

And DISC GOLF??? RLY?
Did your infant play well today? I bet it really enjoyed playing disc golf with dad. That's quality time right there. What else you do with the infant? Crank up the old PM Dawn records and take turns cutting that shit up?




PS. Nobody's twisting your arm to keep responding to this thread or to "shower me with attention" as you put it...

[kaiser soze]

Oh, you're not married and you have a kid?
I didn't realize that.
I won't make any disparaging remarks about that arrangement at all.
Not my style.
But people in glass houses should probably keep their mouths shut about family issues then, shouldn't they?

And DISC GOLF??? RLY?
Did your infant play well today? I bet it really enjoyed playing disc golf with dad. That's quality time right there. What else you do with the infant? Crank up the old PM Dawn records and take turns cutting that shit up?




PS. Nobody's twisting your arm to keep responding to this thread or to "shower me with attention" as you put it...

I love how you do it to yourself rob, you prove without a doubt how low you really are. None of us do it for you and that's why we like you - you volunteer to spew forth your filth.

Now talk about being an ass - you have something to comment more on my relationship and son because I would fucking kick your fat piece of shit ass so hard the ripples in your belly would slap you in your fifth chin.

And so what if I had a child - if we had an abortion that would hurt your "puritanical" feelings as well. Your living proof that marriage doesn't keep a wife happy - I guarantee our relationship is healthier than any of yours.

and who was who was all like "hahaha, people getting upset in this thread".

Looks like you are the one getting all upset in this thread - it is you who lashed out at most of us. I didn't say a bad thing towards you until you started it.

Actually my son loves nature and loves playing with frisbees, it's good for kids - maybe you and your kids should try it.

At least we are active - Fuck yesterday was a bigger adventure - we hiked Smugglers Notch in Vermont (and played some DG sorry!)

I couldn't imaging hanging out with your sedentary fat vulgar simple minded ass, god you must be a loathsome boring piece of flab.

SO now I have shown you up buddy and now I'm done in this thread.

don't you have a virtual whore to fuck

oh wait that's your hand (n)

[RobMoney$]

upset?

[RobMoney$]

I love how you do it to yourself rob, you prove without a doubt how low you really are. None of us do it for you and that's why we like you - you volunteer to spew forth your filth.

Now talk about being an ass - you have something to comment more on my relationship and son because I would fucking kick your fat piece of shit ass so hard the ripples in your belly would slap you in your fifth chin.

And so what if I had a child - if we had an abortion that would hurt your "puritanical" feelings as well. Your living proof that marriage doesn't keep a wife happy - I guarantee our relationship is healthier than any of yours.

and who was who was all like "hahaha, people getting upset in this thread".

Looks like you are the one getting all upset in this thread - it is you who lashed out at most of us. I didn't say a bad thing towards you until you started it.

Actually my son loves nature and loves playing with frisbees, it's good for kids - maybe you and your kids should try it.

At least we are active - Fuck yesterday was a bigger adventure - we hiked Smugglers Notch in Vermont (and played some DG sorry!)

I couldn't imaging hanging out with your sedentary fat vulgar simple minded ass, god you must be a loathsome boring piece of flab.

SO now I have shown you up buddy and now I'm done in this thread.

don't you have a virtual whore to fuck

oh wait that's your hand (n)


I think you're upset just a little bit, rob.
Just wanted to make sure I quoted this before you erased to part about wanting to hit me.
LOL. You lost the minute you stooped beyond name calling and disparaging my kids and went to threatening violence.
Junior will be proud.

[kaiser soze]

you're damn straight he would be

people have to put bullies in their place - if it requires a top notch ass kicking then so be it. I've kicked many bullies asses in my days, I'm a match you don't want to light.

now you have something to say about my relationship again buddy?

why would I erase it? It felt great to post it

sorta like your getting your jollies off on some fake chick but funny looking rather than just plain gross

p.s.

my girlfriend thinks you're a class act

[Echewta]

girls, you are both pretty. Jesus.

[ToucanSpam]

Let this thread die now. I think enough attention has been given.

[DroppinScience]

Interesting that my one comment back at Lambert after several by him about my GF and kids goes without comment by you?


1) Your girlfriend doesn't exist. She is the figment of your imagination which you just admitted was all a ruse. How can you be hurt over a situation that never happened?

2) Never said anything bad about your kids. I called you out for being a bad father. Your kids are going to grow up to be wonderful human beings. You could learn a thing or two about them.

Oh and kaiser, to call Rob a bully is giving him too much credit. He's more the dweeby kid at the playground who thinks he can get a rise out of people, but the other kids just laugh and shake their head.

[Echewta]

Don't worry DS, you are beautiful too.

[b i o n i c]

i rally did believ every single word of this story and im disappointed that rob isnt really the 'chivilrous'ish hero i was starting to think he was

"i 'let' her kiss me" was a nice touch (y)

[jabumbo]

hey rob,

there is a lovely 27 hole disc golf course just north of philly that you should check out.

[Turchinator]

Just trying to post something a little interesting in here, provide some entertainment or a little chuckle.


WE HAVE A WINNER

[kaiser soze]

hey rob,

there is a lovely 27 hole disc golf course just north of philly that you should check out.

There's a shitload of courses in PA - twice as much as NY (y)

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/browse.php?private=1&paytoplay=1&cname=&state=45&country=1

[RobMoney$]

I still have no idea why the two of you got so offended that this thread was a ruse to the point of criticizing me as a parent IRL?

I quit posting in political because the shit became redundant as a motherfuck with you two. Now you're bringing the same grudges over to a thread in BF where everybody knows that 99% of the stuff posted in this forum is a joke.


I reported kaisers post where he threatened me to the mods because I know damn straight if the situation was reversed and I made a threat to him, I'd be banned. As far as I can see the mods have absolutely no problem allowing threatening comments to be made on here. The post hasn't even been removed, let alone any banning.

I'm not really interested in making threats about how badly I would tear kaisers' throat out if he ever grew enough testicular fortitude to step to me. You may think you know me, kaiser, because we share some conversations on the internet.
But believe me, you don't fucking know me. You don't know where I come from.

But yeah, if that's what this place is gonna become, then I guess I'm out.
I don't really care if kaiser or Lamebert think of this as some sort of victory.
For you, it probably is the biggest accomplishment you've achieved in a long time, so if it makes u feel better, then live it up, fancyboys!
I just don't care anymore.

[Dorothy Wood]

was it lame that rob stole a story and embellished it to make it seem like he was a top notch playa?

yes

but was it entertaining to read?

yes!

did it warrant personal attacks against him or the subsequent mini "flame war" that followed?

no.

but was that entertaining to read?

yup!

[kaiser soze]

slow clap

hey hey hey hey....ooooooh oh!

Don't you forget about me! Don't don't don't don't you.....forget about me!

Like we both said - we didn't say shit until you started it. My stupid posts prior to all this was proof that I knew this was all a farce, ya didn't fool me fuckwad.

There were other people who were more concerned and disgusted with this bullshit story - rob just wanted to take it to another level, so I helped escalate it.

I don't care what kind of dad you are to your kids, I never said anything about them - just commented on how pitiful you are to need attention may it be negative or positive. truly pitiful

trust me, it would be an honor to see you try ripping my throat out - you'd be dropped like a melted butter slice slipping off a corn on the cob.

[DroppinScience]

I still have no idea why the two of you got so offended that this thread was a ruse to the point of criticizing me as a parent IRL?

I quit posting in political because the shit became redundant as a motherfuck with you two. Now you're bringing the same grudges over to a thread in BF where everybody knows that 99% of the stuff posted in this forum is a joke.


I reported kaisers post where he threatened me to the mods because I know damn straight if the situation was reversed and I made a threat to him, I'd be banned. As far as I can see the mods have absolutely no problem allowing threatening comments to be made on here. The post hasn't even been removed, let alone any banning.

I'm not really interested in making threats about how badly I would tear kaisers' throat out if he ever grew enough testicular fortitude to step to me. You may think you know me, kaiser, because we share some conversations on the internet.
But believe me, you don't fucking know me. You don't know where I come from.

But yeah, if that's what this place is gonna become, then I guess I'm out.
I don't really care if kaiser or Lamebert think of this as some sort of victory.
For you, it probably is the biggest accomplishment you've achieved in a long time, so if it makes u feel better, then live it up, fancyboys!
I just don't care anymore.

You're leaving again... what is this, the third time you've made this sweeping declaration? You'll be back in 36 hours...

[Guy Incognito]

its getting a little bit embarrassing now lads, put your willies away and talk about something else please.

[Lex Diamonds]

This thread has made me hungry for a Subway. And a slut.

PS
Can we make Lambert leave instead of Rob please?

[ToucanSpam]

Seriously, let this die.

[Bob]

Seriously, let this die.

that helped

[DroppinScience]

that helped

But that didn't.

[DroppinScience]

This thread has made me hungry for a Subway. And a slut.

PS
Can we make Lambert leave instead of Rob please?

Why don't you join Rob at Subway. Maybe the two of you can write a great Penthouse letter together. Get rap! Hell yeah!

[Adam]

that helped

toucan does have a point. but I'd still vote for a /sticky_thread

*couldn't resist replying, sorry*

[Freebasser]

Holy shit - you leave a thread alone for a week and all hell breaks loose.

I'm a little late to the party though - are there any of those sausages wrapped in bacon on a stick left? :(

[Lex Diamonds]

Nope, only plain tortilla chips and a couple of crackers without the cheese. :(

[Burnout18]

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school, (upper class of hot women, but not tops locally)

7.5: Subway girl

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4.5 and lower: Below Average and no need to rank any lower than this. Major flaws pile up, overweight, blemishes, etc.



haha this is prolly the best explanation of the 1-10 scale ratings i've seen written down.

[Planetary]

trust me, it would be an honor to see you try ripping my throat out - you'd be dropped like a melted butter slice slipping off a corn on the cob.

lol what a gay analogy of a knock out. i can just imagine it outsibe a kebab house...

"im gonna knock you out!"

"step off you cunt or ill drop you like a melted butter slice slipping off a corn on the cob!!"

[Lex Diamonds]

Yo don't fuck with me or you'll get dropped like an autumn leaf drifting gently to the ground! :mad:

[Planetary]

ill drop you like a baked bean slipping off the fork on it's way to my mouth!!

[Freebasser]

Bitch, please. Don't front or I'll make you collapse like a flan in a cupboard.

[Guy Incognito]

make like you are copying all your porn onto an external hard drive and back the fuck up.

[Helvete]

I'll lay you out like a cold buffet. No really, I will.

[Freebasser]

I'll turn you inside out like a glove when I'm taking it off.

[Burnout18]

so do you at least like to hangout in AC?

[jabumbo]

nobody likes to hang out in jersey, dude

[b i o n i c]

10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness)

9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

8: One of the hotter women at the club, one of the hotter girls at school, (upper class of hot women, but not tops locally)

7.5: Subway girl

7: Cute girl at the club, in classes, at work, in apt building. Definitely cute, but not tops locally.

6: Fairly attractive, no major flaws but maybe minor ones

5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but certain qualities work in her favor. Nothing major, but minor problems are more common

4.5 and lower: Below Average and no need to rank any lower than this. Major flaws pile up, overweight, blemishes, etc.

haha this is prolly the best explanation of the 1-10 scale ratings i've seen written down.


that was copied from a fantasy football site (http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t533887.html).

(that right-click google-search extention's handy as fuck)

[kaiser soze]

fuck I'm hungry

[Bob]

i will drop you like that computer programming class i took in college to get my computer credit but it turned out to be really hard even though it was supposed to be a basic class that didn't have any prerequisites although i guess it didn't help that i missed the first class and that most of the other students were CS majors so it moved really fast and i couldn't figure out what was going on but it was still really demoralizing and i waited too long so i ended up getting a W on my transcript

[Freebasser]

Alright, alright, man - you win... you win! Just leave me be!

*runs away screaming*

[ericlee]

I'll drop you like that piece of corn I just found in my crap.

And I don't even remember eating corn.

[Echewta]

Cheap shots from the tribe.

[b i o n i c]

i think rob$ is a misunderstood genius. hundreds of years from now when robots read these message boards they will wear rob vader tee shirts and sip oil from kai$er $kywalker travel mug$ (y) in the future the letter s will be banished and replaces with '$' in honor of rob and money.

[Kid Presentable]

All this trash-talking is going to get somebody set adrift on memory bliss.

[Knuckles]

All this trash-talking is going to get somebody set adrift on memory bliss.

A careless whisper from a careless man,
a neutron dance for a neutron fan;
marionette strings are dangerous things,
I thought of all the trouble they bring

[Schmeltz]

that was copied from a fantasy football site (http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t533887.html).

(that right-click google-search extention's handy as fuck)

The whole damn thing was copied from a fantasy football site, start to finish. It was a pathetic hackneyed cut-and-paste job that's received a lot more attention than it ever deserved. Although if Rob's really gone for good this time I suppose we got mad silver linings happening up in this.

[TurdBerglar]

haha you fuckers take this shit way too seriously

[Documad]

i will drop you like that computer programming class i took in college to get my computer credit but it turned out to be really hard even though it was supposed to be a basic class that didn't have any prerequisites although i guess it didn't help that i missed the first class and that most of the other students were CS majors so it moved really fast and i couldn't figure out what was going on but it was still really demoralizing and i waited too long so i ended up getting a W on my transcript

Ha Ha Ha. That happened to me too. All of it.

[Echewta]

All this trash-talking is going to get somebody set adrift on memory bliss.

true

[Bob]

Ha Ha Ha. That happened to me too. All of it.

in my defense, it wasn't my fault that i missed the first class. i thought it was at 11 am, but it turned out to be at 10, so i did show up, just at the wrong time

ok, so it was a little my fault, but it was because i read the schedule wrong, not because i was lazy

i also skipped a few classes because i was lazy but even the ones i did go to didn't make any sense

[Planetary]

in my defense, it wasn't my fault that i missed the first class. i thought it was at 11 am, but it turned out to be at 10, so i did show up, just at the wrong time

ok, so it was a little my fault, but it was because i read the schedule wrong, not because i was lazy

i also skipped a few classes because i was lazy but even the ones i did go to didn't make any sense

You truly are the king of kings...

[MCD]

Holy shit - you leave a thread alone for a week and all hell breaks loose.

I'm a little late to the party though - are there any of those sausages wrapped in bacon on a stick left? :(

you know what's great...melt a bit of sugar and butter-brown it all into almost caramel-then drizzle it over the sausages wrapped in bacon on a stick.