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You're out at a party, at say a Uncle's-birthday type of set up, the type of set up where you people make speeches and everyone is smoking pot and drinking.
You're uncle gives you a ring
But first, he puts it on and disappears
It's hot.
About a 7.5 on the the Adam bling scale,...meaning its something you'd do a lot for but you sense it could be trouble.
What would you do?
Guy Incognito
06-21-2010, 05:52 AM
What would you do?
I would copy and paste a story from another forum and pretend its mine and then have various barneys with people after i got found out
I took the ring and played about with it a while. Kinda nifty, cool little letters on them. Tried to google what it meant but couldn't really find anything. Stuff about one ring to rule them all but nothing that makes any sense.
Call me paranoid though but when I put it on, its freaky high yet I keep thinking people are watching me.
keep that shit secret, keep it safe
gbsuey
06-21-2010, 06:08 AM
:rolleyes:
Guy Incognito
06-21-2010, 06:17 AM
keep that shit secret, keep it safe
:D:D
Adam, this story might need some work, try writing a short version first.
:D:D
Adam, this story might need some work, try writing a short version first.
This is real life yo - no story.
Hmmms, my mate Sam has been watching me with it. I think he wants a piece of the bling – I'll keep an eye on him. Heh, my crazy great-uncle or something (he dresses like a wizard) thinks I should go travelling. Meh, I might. Could be fun!
Guy Incognito
06-21-2010, 06:23 AM
This is real life yo - no story.
Hmmms, my mate Sam has been watching me with it. I think he wants a piece of the bling – I'll keep an eye on him. Heh, my crazy great-uncle or something (he dresses like a wizard) thinks I should go travelling. Meh, I might. Could be fun!
take the ring to a casino and cash it in for about 2k and lose it all then take a halflingess back to your room but dont be makin bacon you might get spotted and hurt your shoulder
This is real life yo - no story.
Hmmms, my mate Sam has been watching me with it. I think he wants a piece of the bling – I'll keep an eye on him. Heh, my crazy great-uncle or something (he dresses like a wizard) thinks I should go travelling. Meh, I might. Could be fun!
just remember, even if you're short and have hairy feet, so long as you have game like a MF and have absolutely no fear of smoking hot chicks and still have rap, that sometimes gets you further than looks, so i say HELL YEAH!
bling doesn't hurt but it's mostly about having game like a mf, having absolutely no fear of smoking hot chicks and still having rap, that sometimes gets you further than looks
hell yeah
So anyway, the wizard insists we go somewhere. Free trip – w00t. Sam is coming along to. More the merrier right? I hope this wizard has been checked on the sex offenders register. But if he tries anything I'll just disappear. I also asked the wizard if we can hit the casino and he says the first stop does have a small gambling community so it sounds interesting.
would you say that this ring is smoking hot?
Guy Incognito
06-21-2010, 07:29 AM
would you say that this ring is smoking hot?
no, no, it should be quite cool
would you say that this ring is smoking hot?
Its pretty hot yeah. It'd melt in a fire pretty easy I think. If I was to do it on scale I'd say...
10: Almost flawless and very rare. Like has a big diamond G in the middle of the bling
9: The shiniest thing you've ever seen. Stuff like Ronaldo wears on his ear.
8: One of the nicest bling you've see. You've seen better and if you look you'll find them but stuff that makes you still go "dammmmmmmmmn"
7.5: Uncle's Ring
7: Typical nice stuff you see people where
6: Fairly attractive bling, no major flaws but maybe minor ones
5: Average. starting to be unattractive, but they make their bling work for them but you can see it get old quickly
4.5 and lower: Below Average and no need to rank any lower than this. Stuff like you get from mail order etc – you just don't need it.
jabumbo
06-21-2010, 08:34 AM
did you get business cards for the bling?
There is a business card machine at this place I am staying at tonight on our first stop, maybe I should use it. I hate motels, I think they might be trouble. Like some gang war type thing going off. Why can't we all just get along huh? At least they have free wifi though. I can't get an 3.5g single out here. Plus my battery is low and in case of trouble I want to be able to call someone.
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