I just drank 4 month out of date juice

[Helvete]

It must have been a stray one in the back of the cupboard that was put in the refrigerator and I drank it without thought. It looked kinda dark and tasted wrong, but not awful. I felt a bit sick and tried to throw it back up but it didn't work. So now I have half a glass of deadly orange juice inside me and I think I am going to die.

Am I going to die?

[Lex Diamonds]

Get involved in some kind of radioactive disaster and you might end up as Orange Man.

Be careful though, it might be more of a curse than a gift.

[TurdBerglar]

what kind of orange juice do you store unrefrigerated?

[Helvete]

It's the pasteurised stuff that keeps for a few weeks until it is opened and then it's as fresh. I think. Fuck knows, not my bloody house!

[kaiser soze]

dude you're gonna shit piss

[TurdBerglar]

im pretty sure most orange juice needs to be stored cold

[Helvete]

You know, I think you're right. I'm never drinking juice in this house again. I didn't die by the way, but I had some crazy dreams.

[TAL]

You wild and crazy man!

[b i o n i c]

i think drinking oj at night affects the sleep cycle in some way