kaiser soze
07-04-2010, 02:30 PM
So I'm driving home from mountain biking and I end up behind this Camry with 4 fucking meatheads in it freaking out, I notice this guy in the front passenger seat turn around to the fuck behind him and hand him a whip cream dispenser (the type used for nitrous).
I see him explaining to the kid how to hit it and what not and they all freak out and shit and it looks like he's passing out and his buddy catches him. It appears they see me shaking my head in disbelief and I zip up next to them and yell "Yeah whippits ehhhh" acting like the idiots they are.
AS I pull in front of them - I notice the kid in the front tossing the nitrous container out of the window and feverishly packing the whip cream dispenser in his backpack and then I look further behind them and lo and behold there is the reason - a squad car.
So I move to the left lane and let them pass and try to signal to the cop but he didn't see me. I make a left turn and drive around the block and get situated behind the squad car. At the next right turn I pulled up signaled and let the cop know the kids were doing nitrous in the vehicle, he thank me and we parted.
Now, I know many people do stupid shit like smoke a bowl, have a road beer and what not - But nitrous oxide? That shit makes you pass out. And tossing the canisters out the window so they can damage the car behind them?
So I'm proud I made the streets safer this holiday, the kids have themselves to blame for not being intelligent enough to be discreet.
I see him explaining to the kid how to hit it and what not and they all freak out and shit and it looks like he's passing out and his buddy catches him. It appears they see me shaking my head in disbelief and I zip up next to them and yell "Yeah whippits ehhhh" acting like the idiots they are.
AS I pull in front of them - I notice the kid in the front tossing the nitrous container out of the window and feverishly packing the whip cream dispenser in his backpack and then I look further behind them and lo and behold there is the reason - a squad car.
So I move to the left lane and let them pass and try to signal to the cop but he didn't see me. I make a left turn and drive around the block and get situated behind the squad car. At the next right turn I pulled up signaled and let the cop know the kids were doing nitrous in the vehicle, he thank me and we parted.
Now, I know many people do stupid shit like smoke a bowl, have a road beer and what not - But nitrous oxide? That shit makes you pass out. And tossing the canisters out the window so they can damage the car behind them?
So I'm proud I made the streets safer this holiday, the kids have themselves to blame for not being intelligent enough to be discreet.