how has your summer been?

[roosta]

Mine didn't go to plan....fractured my ankle so was on crutches for 8 weeks (forcing me to cancel my holiday to Japan) and I topped it off by having a week-long tooth-ache which was ended today by having an hour and half long extraction by the dentist...nice.

Weather wasn't great in Ireland either to very little BBQ action. Just alot of me sitting on my hoop with my leg in a cast.

How you dudes getting on?

[ericlee]

man, I have always wanted to go to Japan, sorry to hear about the mishap.

Eh, my summer wasn't much to brag about. Pretty much all of my highlights are in the "Drunk at 6:49am" thread.

The wife and I have both been working non-stop. We have different working hours and limited vacation time so we just do what we can and this summer flew by faster than any other has.

[BBboy20]

Peace Walker & Scott Pilgrim.

[Audio.]

beating off.

[PENisland]

beating off.

I beat my dick blue this summer.

But it went by way too quickly and I didn't spend any of my time hanging out with friends or none of that fun stuff, just working.

[yeahwho]

Quite frankly I beat it raw quite frankly

[TAL]

3 weeks in Vegas during June, then back home to Finland for the warmest July in ages. Which wasn't even close to June in Vegas. It got cooler pretty quickly in August, but that was good since I could go jogging again.

Unemployment is still going good.

[sjp]

its been ok got a new job about time, when to a few baseball games, had a few cook outs, lots of drinking.

[cosmo105]

I'd say mine's been mostly awesome. Kinda some downs for a bit and in a bit of a rough spot this year since my grandfather's health has declined a lot (:() but overall I've had a lot of fun and really enjoyed myself. Vacations, parties, nightlife, all of it have been wonderful.

[ToucanSpam]

A break up completely ruined it. Fuck.:(

[jabumbo]

sandwiched a really boring project for work with two excellent vacations


mowing the lawn a lot more this summer

[NicRN77]

it has been way too hot and humid in Boston for me. Friends are still lame, so lots of stuff I wanted to do I didn't do.

I did go to Oregon for a week though which was just awesome.

[Lyman Zerga]

i did lots of housewife work

[monkey]

a lot of really great things with small doses of reality (a few extra shitty things) but overall, all kinds of awesome. never really went to the beach though, and my only real tan came yesterday, only to my shoulders. im growing a freckle farm there.

[camo]

Quite frankly I beat it raw quite frankly

Quiet Franky!

[Dorothy Wood]

it's been hot. i got to go on vacation for a week on the jersey shore which was awesome in a mellow and relaxing way. got a proper tan for the first time in probably 10 years. got to see a tiny bit of new york for a few hours.

learned how to make a zoetrope.

other than that, i got my own place and i like hanging out with my boyfriend (who doesn't drink and therefore doesn't tend to "party" a ton), so i've pretty much just been a homebody.

looking forward to fall!

[cosmo105]

^A+ would read again

[cosmo105]

stupid cunts put me back into the nuthouse!!!!!!!

cunts!!!!!!!!

i hate them!!!!!!!!11

the cunts who get to decide whether i go into the nut house or not.

there are cunts in that nuthouse who are far too concerned with my sex-life, which, i'd like to point out, is none of their fucking business. whether i shag or don't shag someone, it's none of their fucking business. they shouldn't be watching, they ought to mind their own fucking business. it's not like i've raped any of these cunts, or raped anyone else for that matter. the nutters i've fucked have all willingly fucked me, and they were all adults. so those nutters who have a problem with that can go and fuck themselves cos i ain't fucking them.

the fucking docs just love to throw me into the fire, putting cunts in charge of me and my life. my life is my life, i decide what i do with it, i decide whether i want to live it or end it. no fucker gets a say in what i do with my life. there are cunts working in the nhs who don't give a fuck and these cunts just want to tell themselves they're doing good. some do good, while others don't. they use patients and take the fucking piss out of them while patients are off their heads on the shitty medication the docs prescribe. these types disgust me. doctors and nurses and other patients. they all make me sick. the ones in charge stealing what they can from patients make me sick, they're not drugged up, what they take from the patients is all done consciously and they don't have a conscience cos if they can do what they do to patients then they are just theives - getting paid by the NHS while they're stealing from patients, too. sickening!!

why do people have to steal from me? i hope everything people have stolen from me will forever bring them bad luck. everyone who has every struck me should get a taste of their own medicine. hope all the cunts who think it's funny that i got beaten up in that nuthouse gets their arse beaten in the same way. see who gets the last laugh, probably some young cunt who thinks it's funny. all those cunts who want a peice of me and can't and won't ever get it can all go fuck themselves, cos, again, i won't be fucking them. men make me sick, go stick your dick in some wet hole somewhere cos you ain't putting it in my hole(s). cunts checking themselves into the nuthouse for a fucking laugh (i'm talking about bin laden as well as the past nutters that have checked themselves back in because i was in there) also make me sick. i don't want to fucking know. go fuck yourselves!! i ain't fucking no more nutters from the nut house. that goes to all the pussyholes and dick heads that ought to check themselves. if you want to fuck someone, go fuck someone or fuck yourselves cos i ain't fucking you!!!!!!!!!!! i hate those cunts that think they're all it. why they think they have rights over me i don't know. who the fuck do they think they are. i'm not here for them. i'm not here for anyone but for my own benefit and for the benefit of those close to me. not anyone else's, so if you think i'm staying alive for any fame or fortune then they are sadly mistaken. all those i've fucked, i'm sorry i fucked them. i wish i hadn't fucked any of them, all those from the nuthouse. to all those i haven't fucked can go and fuck themselves too. get it in your thick skull that i ain't fucking you, don't wanna fuck you, and never will want to fuck you. i don't care how good or bad you are, go fuck yourself! or how big or small your dick or tits or pussy is, i'm turner's. i'm hetero and i want turner to be my man.

yes, this is not behind your back NHS workers, this is public viewing. your wages come from me, if it weren't for my money, a lot of you would be out of a job. i shalln't name names, but those cunts who have abused their power in any way should know who they are. they let their emotions cloud their judgement, in the same way dickheads let their dicks rule their heads and so on. dickheads can go fuck themselves. i've said that a lot in this post but i must stress that they should go fuck themselves, COS I AIN'T FUCKING THEM!!!!!!!! yes, i've fucked a few but that doesn't mean i'd fuck every fucking nutter in there or out of there. big fucking EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW fuck yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



i don't ever want to go back into that nuthouse cos fuckers think that they can do whatever they want to me. i don't ever want to steal your men or women or children. i just want one man. one man forever and ever. while i'm still alive, i'm turner's.


yes, i did own the witches bible, once upon a time ago. i got as far as the high priestess shagging the whole coven and i lost interest pretty quickly. why would anyone wanna shag a whole coven? some would probably like that a lot, however, it's not for me.

i just want to marry turner. no man, woman or child will ever get to touch me the way i'm gonna let turner touch me. turner is 24, he's no child.

people must stop watching me, cos i'm bad for their health. get your own lives and stop watching me. i ain't the only hermaphrodite on the planet, i have balls, just no penis. the docs need to take this fucking thing out behind my eyes and everything else they have shoved into me.


don't mind me, i'm just ranting. i have a lot more to rant about but i can't be arsed to air those people out.

p.s. i miss my cats like mad.

quoted in case the board esplodes.

[cosmo105]

who the fuck do those doctors think they are??????????????!!!!!!!!!

who the fuck do those nurses think they are????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who the fuck do those nutters think they are?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


they should all go and fuck themselves or each other, i don't give a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!1 THE LOT OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there's nothing wrong with me. but there are a lot of things wrong with the cunts who think they are too important. i'm of no importance to anyone, my life should not be any of their business. i didn't ask any of these cunts for help. i didn't choose to have my life and mind broadcasted to the world. it was not my choice. i don't get to have choices, all my choices have been made for me. what the fuck is the point in living if all your choices are taken away from you. right now, i'm just a puppet for every cunt to abuse. go find your answers elsewhere. do some work of your own. nevermind me.

NO CUNT SHOULD BE WATCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CUNTS NEED TO GET THEIR OWN LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO AND GET SOMETHING, ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE A BIT BETTER FOR YOU. I'M NOT YOUR ANSWER. I KNOW I'M CRAFTY BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE ANY FUCKER OUT THERE THE RIGHT TO ABUSE MY PRIVACY IN THIS WAY. DON'T HAVE A BRAIN OF YOUR OWN???????????????????? NO OTHER CUNTS OUT THERE AS ENTERTAINING AS I AM?????????????

THERE ARE PLENTY OF PEEPS ON HERE WHO WOULD LOVE A PIECE OF THE ACTION, SO SOME OTHER CUNT CAN HAVE WHAT I 'HAVE'. I NEVER ASKED TO 'HAVE' WHAT I 'HAVE'. i just wanted to be normal. i wish to be left in peace. i'm not made for tv, or radio, or in people heads. i don't understand why people wanna watch me. i don't do much, i eat, sleep, drink, shit and piss just like the rest of the world's population. not my fault some people only think one way and not able to adjust to their environment or the people they hang out/work with. get a fucking life already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every cunt out there still watching is a sad cunt. weirdo's watching me all this time, all these years are fucking sad cunts. you all give me the fucking creeps. am i supposed to feel oh so flattered? well i'm telling you, i'm not flattered, not even flattered by the rich and famous writing about me. you all creep me out. how much time do i dedicate to you versus the amount of time you dedicate yourselves to me is unbelieveable. do something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'm always busy. just because it doesn't look like i'm doing much, doesn't mean that i'm not busy. my mind is busy.

fuckers who think they're helping me by putting me in the nuthouse are all wrong for putting me in there. throwing me into the fire. i can't smoke what i want to smoke when i want to smoke. fuck the nuthouse and fuck the smoking ban!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck the non-smokers with their weak fucking lungs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck the cunts who just want to sell a fucking story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those cunts can go find some other cunt to sell a story about. i don't read the papers or watch tv much so i don't really care who you talk about. just leave me the fuck alone!!!!!!!!!!!!

big pretenders can go pretend with their pretend counterpartners. i ain't got time for pretenders. i want the real deal.

just wanted to add: cunts who think they're gonna get in my fucking knickers, other than turner, can go and fuck themselves or fuck each other. no others get to fuck me or turner once i get my hands on him.

fuck the docs, fuck the nurses, fuck the nutters and fuck everyone who has been watching. go fuck yourselves and fuck each other. i don't wanna fuck any of you, just turner.


i just wanna be left alone with turner.

(y)

[jabumbo]

so crafty, does this mean your summer was: (A) Great, (B) Okay or (C) Could have been better?

[roosta]

breaking my leg doesn't seem so bad now.

[Echewta]

Holy Apple Jacks on sale, someone just shocked the board. Its alive... ALIVE!!!

[Knuckles]

Man, how do I even try and follow that? Boning nutters is a lot more interesting than anything I've been up to.

My summer has been filled with work, work and more work.
I've done my best at squeezing in spending time with my family and working on my book (I'm getting really close to finishing) but the old j-o-b has been kicking my ass. Last week I was on vacation and I didn't even go on a trip. I just needed to recharge my batteries at home. :(

[Echewta]

Being uncomfortable watching a rabbit being skinned is not weird.

Who is turner? Your doctor?

[Justin]

Its been 'Ok'.

I haven't taken that summer vacation yet (coming though: Sept 3rd - Sept 13th) so hopefully it will go from "ok" to "great"

come to think of it...this will be my first FULL week off since 2008! Jesus!

[Dorothy Wood]

i think i'm missing something. wait there it is...nope, that wasn't it.

cunts!

[Lyman Zerga]

so crafty, does this mean your summer was: (A) Great, (B) Okay or (C) Could have been better?

haha



i missed you, crafty

[Echewta]

Oh. Looks like he has a girl though, no?

[A. Chimendez]

*walks into thread ready to tell what he did this summer*

Oh hey guys. Yeah this summer has been a summer alright. Been to a lot of outside music stuffs and other shows in Minneapolis/St. Paul and...

*reads the word "cunt" 100,488,385,599 times*

Um er...yeah. Summer...well it's almost fall, right....

*wanders away*

[paul jones]

I invented a Time Machine and went back to ancient Rome and fucked lots of cunts in orgies.

[Echewta]

is he still with alexa?

According to the Internet, yes.

Did you date him before or something?

[Echewta]

Nah, I just did a quick search because I didn't even know who the band was and the site talked about his squeeze.

[eddiecee]

@Ms Crafty

you, my friend, have alot of spare time on your hands :)

[Dorothy Wood]

so you're in the nuthouse for stalking the singer from the arctic monkeys?

[jabumbo]

i just bought an arctic monkeys cd yesterday

[Guy Incognito]

which one did you get? the first album is the best imo.

seconded. i have had a copy of the third album for about a year but havent even listened to it yet, "crying lightning" put me off a bit.
the first album is true genius.

[Guy Incognito]

turner sounds like he's on meds now, i swear.

i think josh homme had a bit to do with it. Or that he's just making sure he never makes songs like the first album again. which is a shame. He doesnt have to write lyrics like that, about stuff in sheffield etc but the tunes were amazing, its all gone a bit too dark. Oh and the last shadow puppets stuff has a lot to answer for, that shit , as the kids say,is wack.

[Guy Incognito]

my summer was allright as it goes. Lots of family stuff, glastonbury, cornwall, couple of kids theme parks, went to the circus the other day.

[Freebasser]

We had a summer? :S

[Guy Incognito]

yes its just moved a bit. august has been a fucking write off for years now. But June was fucking tremendous. I'll take that.

[Echewta]

no, not really. he's stalking me.


Hmmm, but hes the only one you want to touch you? But he's a stalker. This is all very confussing. Do you like guys with girlfriends?

[Helvete]

This is mental.

[milleson]

Indeed. Somehow you seem to have turned out quite sane. Who'd have thunk it.

I blame the military.

[Echewta]

Makes sense when you put it that way. Didn't make sense before.

[Helvete]

Hahaha

[cosmo105]

How do you know he's stalking you?

[DIGI]

thanks for showing your true colours, cos ;)

knew i could cunt on you.

.

[Planetary]

How do you know he's stalking you?

isnt it obvious?