condoms and pot

[Dorothy Wood]

:(

left them out in the open in my living room/bedroom, and my landlady just called saying she has to go into my apartment because something is leaking into the apartment below.

:(



and also, what the hell could be leaking? the only thing I could think of is my cat knocking over a glass of water...but that's not enough water to leak through the floor and through a ceiling.

guhhhh

[avignon]

It's a pipe. They have to check the plumbing.

[Lex Diamonds]

Was it a used condom?

Had the guy been months without busting a nut?

This could explain the leak.

[Dorothy Wood]

Was it a used condom?

Had the guy been months without busting a nut?

This could explain the leak.


no no....my dude busts plenty of nuts.


mystery solved though, it was condensation from the air conditioning (not mine) dripping through the vent on to the girl's mattress. apparently she was flipping out and losing her mind about it, but it was probably just like a tablespoon of water. my landlady said she could barely understand her, she just kept saying, "my mattress, my mattress!" ha ha. what a dildo.

[Echewta]

Have you seen the price of a good matress? I'd probably sound the same way.

[Rock]

......what a dildo.

at least you didn't leave that out.

[Dorothy Wood]

Have you seen the price of a good matress? I'd probably sound the same way.

yeah, the one I have was $3000. I didn't pay for it though, my moms gave it to me when she moved and got remarried.

but still, the chick sounds like a dumb ass. and she was basically blaming it on me when she called my landlady. any normal person would've been able to surmise that a small amount of water dripping out of an air conditioning vent would be from condensation. especially since it's been so hot and humid and we had a big rainstorm last night.

like I said, it was a very small amount of water. it wasn't toilet water, or sudsy laundry water. maybe she's just never seen water leaking out of anything and so it was extra scary.

I'm being hard on her because I hate her and her boyfriend for turning off the stairwell lights all the time. Do you know how scary it is to come home to a pitch black stairwell? or to have to leave out of one? I already slipped and fell because of it. luckily I was carrying my bike, so I just dropped and held on and bounced down the steps. ha.

at least you didn't leave that out.


har har. I leave that out when the guy comes to clean out the vents. ;)

[Jane*]

:(

left them out in the open in my living room/bedroom, and my landlady just called saying she has to go into my apartment because something is leaking into the apartment below.

:(

guhhhh

Ah I love this, so cute. I still hide items like this in my apartment - and I live alone! As if the cat will find it someday and ask me, "who taught you this, WHO taught you how to do this?!??!"

(though I haven't had 'the reefer' in years)

[Dorothy Wood]

Ah I love this, so cute. I still hide items like this in my apartment - and I live alone! As if the cat will find it someday and ask me, "who taught you this, WHO taught you how to do this?!??!"

(though I haven't had 'the reefer' in years)


yeah, my cat is always calling the cops on me. :(

funny thing is, I haven't had any of my own for awhile...so it's just my dumb luck that it coincided with a landlady visit. it's in a grey poupon jar though, so she would probably just think, "ooh, how fancy!".

I don't think she saw anything though, all she did was compliment my creativity in using old keys screwed onto the wall as toggles to keep the wall panel that conceals the furnace shut. It just kept popping open and I couldn't take it anymore. Glad she wasn't put off my drilling into the drywall. (y)

[Jane*]

Funny how timing always works out like that...

On a side note too, I hate my neighbors. Most neighbors are inconsiderate morons. You should tape the light switch on and write a lovely note, "touch this and die."

[Helvete]

You should tape the light switch on and write a lovely note, "touch this and die."

Then she might think that the switch has been rigged to cause death or injury and then call the cops and then get Dorothy done for attempted murder. YEAH GOOD IDEA, JANENOSTAR!

[ms.peachy]

I leave that out when the guy comes to clean out the vents.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

[Jane*]

Then she might think that the switch has been rigged to cause death or injury and then call the cops and then get Dorothy done for attempted murder. YEAH GOOD IDEA, JANENOSTAR!

Ouch. That one blew right over you.

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah nice one Helvete. Get a sense of humour.. GOD!

[Helvete]

Fuck off, the pair of ya!

[Lex Diamonds]

Well, I was just digging at the slowest woman in the world but fuck off to you too.

[Echewta]

If I were you Dorothy (i'm not by the way), I would come in late at night when the lights are turned out and then black out the windows in the hallway. When they wake up in the morning and leave for work, it will be all dark and they could break their crown or skin their knee.

[FunkyHiFi]

I'm being hard on her because I hate her and her boyfriend for turning off the stairwell lights all the time. Do you know how scary it is to come home to a pitch black stairwell?But what about the long-term benefits: stairwell lights turned off --> more power everywhere else ---> more people can watch American Idol = happier planet.

I think Carl Sagan discussed this in his Cosmos series.

:D

[Helvete]

break their crown or skin their knee.

Haha, what are you, writing some kids story for the 1950s?

[Jane*]

If I were you Dorothy (i'm not by the way), I would come in late at night when the lights are turned out and then black out the windows in the hallway. When they wake up in the morning and leave for work, it will be all dark and they could break their crown or skin their knee.

very audrey tautou.

[Adam]

I turn all lights off everywhere.

Why not use the bikes on your lights? Surely your phone has a makeshift touch?

I don't have any neighbours. Well I've never seen or heard them in 4 months of living here.

[Echewta]

Even better, when you come in and its dark, pretend to trip and fall right into their door. Do it often. Pics or it didn't happen.

[Dorothy Wood]

I turn all lights off everywhere.

Why not use the bikes on your lights? Surely your phone has a makeshift touch?

I don't have any neighbours. Well I've never seen or heard them in 4 months of living here.

meh, i live alone in a large and fairly dangerous city, i think it's okay to leave on 2 flor bulbs at night in my entryway to deter crime. the previous tenants left the lights on. :/

it's just creepy, man. it's affecting my social life. i never wanna stay out late, and if i do, i get nervous and it ruins my mood.

i think i need to do the note thing.

[Adam]

^Carry a gun with a torch! Its the only way to be safe.

[A. Chimendez]

Woah woah woah hold on a second.....A THREE THOUSAND DOLLAR DILDO?!

Wtf:confused:

[Helvete]

$3000 mattress.

[Adam]

This bed is on fire with passion and love
The neighbours complain about the leak from above
but her only fun comes from toys that cost a lot

:confused:

[MCD]

i like the verb to which both of these nouns lead.

just me i guess.

[Adam]

^it was just you.

My landlady has just been round, I knew she was coming so I had a quick tidy up. She needed to see the electric box and I knew there was stuff in front of it but as soon as I opened the door I totally forgot that my bong was sitting on top of it. I quickly grabbed something to cover and put it down under a heap. I don't think she noticed. hehe.

[yeahwho]

condoms and pot,

Great Band Name.

It would also be a good name for a reasonably priced furniture store, wedged between the Cracker Barrel and the Pottery Barn.

The condoms and pot fine accouterments could have some of those trick IKEA swede sort of shelving/furniture names like bongdong, fokme, cumlad, assbak, nibnub, or shifuc. Why just leave it to the swedes to go all porn on furnishing names?

What is this thread about anyway?