orgasms

[beastieboysbaby]

I've been orgasming at night everytime I go to sleep. It's a great way to wake up (y) hahahahahhaa.

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck

[Bob]

if i think about a 17 year old having an orgasm do i have to register as a sex offender?

[Audio.]

:confused:

[silence7]

orgasming at night everytime I go to sleep.

More info is needed.... What are you eating/drinking/smoking/injecting before nighty nite..?? I've been drinking beer, and watching The Young Ones, and it's not doing a damn thing for me!

[Bob]

are confusing sleeping with masturbating? they're similar, i could understand that

edit: if i ask a 17-year old if she's masturbating, do i have to register as a sex offender?

[ericlee]

Bob, you weren't thinking about it until you read it. I think you're safe.

[Lyman Zerga]

last night i dreamt i had huge and flappy vaginal lips, it was scary

[Audio.]

last night i dreamt i had huge and flappy vaginal lips, it was scary

WTF?

[beastieboysbaby]

oh please i know i'm not the only one

[kaiser soze]

i shit the bed on occasion :(

[TOY]

If I don't shower before bed and wore shoes without socks that day, my blankets will smell like vinegar feet :(

[TurdBerglar]

sometimes when i sweat a lot if flows down my ass crack and mixes with my ass hair and the now lubricated ass hair rubs around and irretates my asshole

[M|X|Y]

lol

* Leaves thread immediately *

[miss soul fire]

sometimes when i sweat a lot if flows down my ass crack and mixes with my ass hair and the now lubricated ass hair rubs around and irretates my asshole

Great! You must stink real baaaaaad.
You should win a prize for that.:)

[Bob]

i shit the bed on occasion :(

this one time i was sick with some stomach thing i had the unfortunate combination of fatigue and diarrhea. i went to take a nap and literally the thing that woke me up was the urgent need to clench so i wouldn't shit the bed

i didn't quite make it. i thought our bodies were designed to not do that when we were asleep?

anyway that's the story of how i got my new mattress

[cosmo105]

*starts the slow clap*


BOB

BOB

BOB

BOB

[kaiser soze]

bob has the clap?

fuck!

[Myu-to]

bob has the clap?

fuck!
Fuck?

Yes, that's how he got it.

Wait, if I just thought about Bob having sex do I have to register myself as a sex offender?

[Splashleigh]

it's happened to my once or twice.... it's startling....yet fun..

[Lyman Zerga]

sometimes in my dreams it feels like im horny but when i wake up i realize that i just need to pee badly

i never had an orgasm without touching myself

[Lex Diamonds]

Anyone ever played the game where you take a load of sleeping pills and try to bash one out before you fall asleep? Sounds like good times!

[checkyourprez]

sometimes in my dreams it feels like im horny but when i wake up i realize that i just need to pee badly

i never had an orgasm without touching myself

i think its a natural defense mechanism. at least in dudes. thats happened to me, and i wake up with a mega huge boner. can't really piss with a boner. natures way of stopping you from pissing the bed.

good looking out movra nature.

[Burnout18]

Anyone ever played the game where you take a load of sleeping pills and try to bash one out before you fall asleep? Sounds like good times!

Yea man! i always pass out before i finish!

[kll]

are confusing sleeping with masturbating? they're similar, i could understand that



hahahaha

[Lex Diamonds]

Yea man! i always pass out before i finish!
Haha, hilarious mental image.