Last night I stole a Kinder Egg

[Big Gus]

The carpark of my block of flats backs on to a 24 hour off-licence, after about ten pm they only serve people through a little grill at the front but residents of my block are allowed to wander in the back door and shop normally - it's pretty sweet browsing the the overpriced snacks whilst there's a queue of scrunts on the other side of the barrier as I'm sure you can imagine. Anyway about 2am last night I got home and required more booze, but when I got into the shop all the staff were engaged in an argument with a mental lady outside who I think had been trying to headbutt her to San Jose or something, so I picked my wine, put my money on the counter and left. And on the way out I stole a kinder egg.

I don't know why I did it. (Without exaggeration I could easily afford three or four kinder eggs a day, I know it's gauche to be so public about these things but I have eggmoney.) It's sitting on the living room floor now, reproaching me like the telltale heart. I can't take it back, I'm far too big a coward and I managed to break it in the process of my kleptomanic episode, and I'm not grooming anyone right now so there's no one to give it to, I'm going to have to eat it myself I fear. I can't go on. I'll go on. I can't go on. Does anybody want to see the toy?

[Lex Diamonds]

Well today I stole an Alan Moore book. I bought one too though so it evens out.

What can I say, I'm no good at decisions.

[M|X|Y]

Brits love they eggs (y)
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scotch eggz n shit.. hamburglar ftw

[Guy Incognito]

hmmmm.. dubious.

24 hour off licence in UK? Where? Didnt think that was possible.



Scrunts is a good word though.

[Lex Diamonds]

hmmmm.. dubious.

24 hour off licence in UK? Where? Didnt think that was possible.
Noob alert! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_licensing_laws_of_the_United_Kingdom)

[Guy Incognito]

Noob alert! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_licensing_laws_of_the_United_Kingdom)

:o hahaha, i forgot. what can i say, i dont drink. The ones round our way deffo dont open 24 hours.

[Dorothy Wood]

ya, let's see the toy!


also, I'm trying to picture how this happened, but it is difficult. your block is gated?


there are certain places that sell alcohol 24 hours in my city, but an extra tax is added between the hours of 2 a.m. and 7 a.m.

you don't really care about an extra few cents when you're buying booze at 4 a.m. though.

[Documad]

Kinder eggs are not allowed here. I know someone who brings them in from Canada, but honestly, the toys have been shit for years.

[miss soul fire]

Kinder Egg (or Kinder Ovo in my language) used to be my nickname in college because of the similarity with my middle name. It was nice.:cool:

[MC Moot]

I'm hoping this thread starts a uncontrolable wave of Kinder Egg larceny...I intend to display pictures of my pilferred huevo as early as tommorow...

[jabumbo]

even after looking it up, i still don;t know what you're talking about


but it was only like $5?

[MC Moot]

I see your egg and raise you one... (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/hoteggs.jpg)

[M|X|Y]

cadbury easter eggs? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw_gEyg7Nt8

[MC Moot]

Score!... (http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x265/mcmoot/toyz.jpg)

[Nivvie]

I love this thread. Just love it. If I could find the lead for my camera I'd show you all the small crowd of kinder shite I have across the bottom of my monitor.

But I don't so you'll just have to imagine the plethera of overpriced plastic tat, that is my legacy to my child.

Don't feel bad Gus, you live in Dundee, you deserve a treat, and the chances are that shop's made a hell of a lot of profit out of you over the years.

[rirv]

Reminds me of the time in a newsagent at 3am in Fulham with two acquaintances of mine. One bought two hardcore porn magazines, whilst the other shoplifted three cans of coke and I stood there bewildered at what was going on. The fella who bought the porn didn't even want it and handed it to me when we got home because his girlfriend would have flipped. No Kinder egg heist, but my contribution to late night petty crime.

[Big Gus]

A few days after I stole the egg I ate it in a munchied frenzy. The toy was totally shit. It was a fucking Shrek toy. No toy to build, no seperate parts, no stickers, nothing.

Egg karmas a bitch, man.