If You Had To Assassinate Somebody

[Lex Diamonds]

Who would it be? I think I'd go for Kim Jong-Il with a sniper rifle at one of his big leadership rallies. Get maximum exposure and really shake shit up.

When Bush was in power it would have been him, probably just poison the fucker but time it so he croaked during a press conference. Preferably right after saying something racist with bad grammar.

[Lex Diamonds]

(I've been playing Hitman 2 again recently)

[Bob]

the padster, because the CIA just now paid me

guard your drink

also bush is a terrible answer. "man, this post-9/11 president bush is terrible, i bet post-bush-assassination president cheney will turn things around for the better"

[Lex Diamonds]

I wasn't doing it for any sense of the greater good or for a better America.

Come on man you know me better than that.

[Tzar]

50.

walk all cas-u-al to his car window (he's obviously sitting at window). tap on the window all fan-boy like and pump two buckshots through his face with a sawn-off. i'd probably scream "WU-TANG!" and do the hand signal whilst im being dragged away by cops.

sorta like on Snatch now that i think about it.

[Lex Diamonds]

If I was going to shoot someone in rap it would probably be Baby. He's just making a living off Lil Wayne and steering him towards the commercial money-making bullshit, and Wayne does whatever he says all because they're closet gay partners. He adds nothing at all to the music yet he's one of the richest people in hip-hop- he's literally a sucker. If somebody Xed him then maybe Weezy would start making some real hip-hop again, plus he'd have some real shit to talk about like the whole Em-Proof thing, instead of all this "Me I am a Martian, Got green like a garden" shit. He could make deep emotional songs crying about how he lost his "daddy" and he has to drink cough syrup to get to sleep blah blah blah. Like his verse on "No Love", that shit was fire.

At least 50 has a sense of humour and creates entertainment. He's like the Don King of rap.

[Guy Incognito]

good thread idea.

i thought about:


Simon cowell, for crimes against music and television but it'll probably means his life would be more celebrated and prolong x factor/idol programmes AND could also run risk of inflicting said "talent" contests on those in the afterlife.

But then settled on:

Sepp Blatter , - I have had enough of that man having too much hold on football, he gets shot, I get caught by police using the latest video technology which in turn means that same technology is then finally implemented in football. Everyones a winner

[miss soul fire]

The perfect assassin never tells. When it's done you will know.

[MC Moot]

Mugabe...pro-bono...

[Adam]

nvm

[nodanaonlyzuul]

The perfect assassin never tells. When it's done you will know.

My love for MSF has just grown tenfold.

[jabumbo]

how famous do you have to be before a murder becomes an assassination?

[MC Moot]

^John Lennon kinda famous...

[Lex Diamonds]

Surely it's all about the benjamins.

[Guy Incognito]

i think its down to the motivation involved and time/preparation taken . I think the more famous the person the more preparation is required, probably.

[Lex Diamonds]

Chow Yun Fat's fake tache/rowboat/sniper rifle combo in The Killer has to be my favourite movie assassination. What a lad.