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Loppfessor
11-17-2010, 09:12 PM
Hey guys long time no chat....got a question for the ladies and I guess fellas too. My girlfriend does not own a vibrator which I think is a bit odd so I'm gonna buy her one. The problem is I don't know what one to get her. I don't want to get anything too crazy cus it could scare her but I also want something that is gonna get the job done too. So what is a good first time vibrator? Thanks
Yeti
11-17-2010, 10:03 PM
Be careful. She might name it Brad and fall in love. Then you will have to tell people that you have been dumped and your girlfriend is with Brad the vibrator.
Dorothy Wood
11-17-2010, 10:12 PM
I don't own a vibrator, and i know plenty of women who don't.

if she wanted one, she probably would've bought one herself.

what's the fixation? are you trying to tell us that you want a vibrator in your butt?
yeahwho
11-17-2010, 10:30 PM
If a vibrator did get like engulfed in your butt, how would you get it out? I mean like lets say your by yourself at home surfing the internet and accidentally "whoop" there it goes "sucked" right up the rectum.

Just a hypothetical question.

Does anybody know?

How to get it out.

In a hurry like?

thanks
kll
11-17-2010, 10:49 PM
Hi Loppy!!!!


The Bullet... 2 inches long...


The long-schlong types are not what is necessary...
Dorothy Wood
11-17-2010, 11:00 PM
yeah, but what if he....ahem, I mean "she", wants a long schlong in his bottom? i mean "her" bottom. and by "bottom", i mean "butthole"
jabumbo
11-18-2010, 09:51 AM
clearly lopp has the long shlong in the butthole technique down pat
kaiser soze
11-18-2010, 10:00 AM
"harder, faster, now switch arms, you are doing great, now going into sleep-mode"

hahaha
miss soul fire
11-18-2010, 02:57 PM
Hey guys long time no chat....got a question for the ladies and I guess fellas too. My girlfriend does not own a vibrator which I think is a bit odd so I'm gonna buy her one. The problem is I don't know what one to get her. I don't want to get anything too crazy cus it could scare her but I also want something that is gonna get the job done too. So what is a good first time vibrator? Thanks

Mold yours in plaster and give to her. If she doesn't recognize it, then broke up with her!!
Lyman Zerga
11-19-2010, 07:37 AM
i like anything that vibrates
ms.peachy
11-19-2010, 11:59 PM
Hi Loppy!!!!


The Bullet... 2 inches long...


The long-schlong types are not what is necessary...

This.

With a pretty case so she can carry it in her handbag. In case of emergency, and such.
silence7
11-20-2010, 12:16 AM
It's not the inside where the action happens, as most 17-19 year olds think, the outside is where the action happens. Go outdoors and see the light my young friends.

Push the button!
ericlee
11-20-2010, 12:37 AM
i like anything that vibrates

Did I ever tell you my real name is Michael J. Fox?





Make room for me down in hell.
Loppfessor
11-21-2010, 10:52 PM
Suddenly I'm reminded why I hardly come here anymore...thanks for the two legit responses. Also ROFLMAO :D:DLOL;) OMG WTF:rolleyes: @ at all the hilarious and oh so original dildo/gay jokes.
Nivvie
11-22-2010, 11:47 AM
I agree with the bullet responses, or in fact, and thing moderately sized and not too complicated.

Some friends bought me a rabbit for a 'laugh' (I'd have rather have had the cash, those thing are expensive!) and I can't get on with it at all. It hurts and I don't think it likes me. And I do feel rather sorry for the rabbit.
Echewta
11-22-2010, 04:08 PM
I find buying a vibrator is like buying an engagement ring. Its best you let the woman know that you'd like to buy it and let her pick it out so that she'll be happy.

Women have so many different types of locks, you can assume they all take the same key, YA DIG?
Dorothy Wood
11-22-2010, 07:41 PM
what Echewta said.

also, I feel like if a woman wanted a dildo, she'd buy one. I think it's a little presumptuous that you think she'd want one. unless she said, "hey, I want one".

Men always think that women need to be penetrated by something to get off. :rolleyes:
Bob
11-22-2010, 07:46 PM
when you think about it, "penetration" isn't a very sexy verb
Dorothy Wood
11-22-2010, 07:51 PM
I don't know, what about this sentence:

Penetration was the goat herder's favorite part of coitus.




boner, right?
Bob
11-22-2010, 07:56 PM
boner's not very sexy either
Dorothy Wood
11-22-2010, 08:14 PM
:(
Lyman Zerga
11-23-2010, 07:42 AM
It's not the inside where the action happens, as most 17-19 year olds think, the outside is where the action happens. Go outdoors and see the light my young friends.


Push the button!


vibrator = outie
dildo = innie


or thats how i would use it, if i owned sex toys
but why get an dildo if you can have a vibrator anyway

Did I ever tell you my real name is Michael J. Fox?





Make room for me down in hell.


haha hot!