Last night

[Lex Diamonds]

I went for a piss in the middle of the night... halfway through a lizard moved on the wall next to my head.

I turned my head and saw him, at which point he stopped and stared at me and I just stared back. Seeing as i was mid-pee and the seal was broken i had to finish up, both of us frozen in shock just holding the other's gaze for about 30 seconds.

Very awkward.

[rirv]

All hail the lizard king.

[Rock]

Was the lizard holding his junk too while you were gazing into eachother's eyes? Cause THAT would be awkward.

[Guy Incognito]

Was the lizard holding his junk too while you were gazing into eachother's eyes? Cause THAT would be awkward.

Awkward after paddy realizes the lizards is bigger?

[Vic Colfari]

Lizards rely on their staring gestures to define territories, resolve disputes, and entice mates. Some can see bright colors and are usually drawn to them.

There are over 3800 species. What kind do you reckon was peeing with you?

[Lex Diamonds]

I don't know, he was kind of a pale pink, quite small. Definitely looked awkward during the incident, as did I.

This basically happened again a couple weeks back except I got up to flush after taking a dump and there was a HUGE green one that had been on the wall about 4 inches from my head, presumably the whole time. That was less awkward, just more like he was a disgusting pervert and I felt kinda violated.

[M|X|Y]

kind of a pale pink, quite small. Definitely looked awkward

the lizard?

[Guy Incognito]

the lizard?

mwahahaha(y)

[trailerprincess]

I was going to say I am in Mumbai the week after next if you fancied a drink but your nights sound terrifying

[miss soul fire]

I don't know, he was kind of a pale pink, quite small. Definitely looked awkward during the incident, as did I.

This basically happened again a couple weeks back except I got up to flush after taking a dump and there was a HUGE green one that had been on the wall about 4 inches from my head, presumably the whole time. That was less awkward, just more like he was a disgusting pervert and I felt kinda violated.

This lizard was probably crawling your ass during the whole process. And you both enjoyed. It was a lovely experience!:p

[Brother McDuff]

I don't know, he was kind of a pale pink, quite small. Definitely looked awkward during the incident, as did I.

This basically happened again a couple weeks back except I got up to flush after taking a dump and there was a HUGE green one that had been on the wall about 4 inches from my head, presumably the whole time. That was less awkward, just more like he was a disgusting pervert and I felt kinda violated.


what slimy ass place do you live in where you see so many damn lizards in your bathroom?