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Lex Diamonds
11-28-2010, 01:50 PM
Would you rather fuck Beyonce dead or a live sheep?

rirv
11-28-2010, 02:51 PM
Kinda like: would you rather fellate your father or lick out yer mum?

Adam
11-28-2010, 03:53 PM
Are we fucking Beyonce until she dies or are we fucking an already dead Beyonce.

Bob
11-28-2010, 06:45 PM
how long has she been dead? how did she die?

has the sheep been sheared?

Lex Diamonds
11-29-2010, 12:15 AM
She's been dead for 2 hours. So no longer warm, slight rigor mortis. She died of like a heart attack or some shit, I don't know something internal. Not AIDS so don't worry about that.

You can prep the sheep however you like, it's all yours big boy.

Bob
11-29-2010, 01:52 AM
is that emphasis in the right place on beyonce's name? doesn't that mean we should be pronouncing it be-yon-SAY? is that how she has been? i don't know i don't pay much attention to beyonce. is she hot?

Lex Diamonds
11-29-2010, 02:09 AM
Dude, she's beautiful. You're obviously more interested in the sheep though.