View Full Version : And so, the age-old question
Lex Diamonds
11-28-2010, 01:50 PM
Would you rather fuck Beyonce dead or a live sheep?
Kinda like: would you rather fellate your father or lick out yer mum?
Are we fucking Beyonce until she dies or are we fucking an already dead Beyonce.
how long has she been dead? how did she die?
has the sheep been sheared?
Lex Diamonds
11-29-2010, 12:15 AM
She's been dead for 2 hours. So no longer warm, slight rigor mortis. She died of like a heart attack or some shit, I don't know something internal. Not AIDS so don't worry about that.
You can prep the sheep however you like, it's all yours big boy.
is that emphasis in the right place on beyonce's name? doesn't that mean we should be pronouncing it be-yon-SAY? is that how she has been? i don't know i don't pay much attention to beyonce. is she hot?
Lex Diamonds
11-29-2010, 02:09 AM
Dude, she's beautiful. You're obviously more interested in the sheep though.
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