50 Things Women Can't Do

[sjp]

50 Things Women Can't Do:

1. know anything about a car except its color
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 70% of the above

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck is a fruit machine

[rirv]

This is what the internet was like in 1998.

[Helvete]

Yeah, I made this exact thread years ago. (Albeit later than 1998, but still earlier than nearly 2011).

what the fuck is a fruit machine
Machine that sells fruit.

[Guy Incognito]

what the fuck is a fruit machine

a camp robot?


its a slot machine dude. i believe that is what they are known as in us

[gbsuey]

very, very funny:)

ok, i LOVE that girls can't throw thing.

but out of that list there's only 14 things i can't do...seriously-who the fuck can't roll a bogey?? women do have opposable thumbs.

a machine that sells fruit:D

so i guess that's 15-the last one is true also

[Adam]

Fruit Machine is a Slot Machine. Cus it has fruit as the symbols for a win one assumes?

[TurdBerglar]

haha fruit machine

fucking idiots

[Freebasser]

What's a fucking idiot?

[cosmo105]

Purses don't fit in pockets :confused: I mean, I guess coin purses...but otherwise it'd be a wallet or an ID case, no? I usually just carry either a tiny card/ID case or my big purse if I need to house some diabetes paraphernalia.

[Planetary]

haha fruit machine

fucking idiots

haha drapes. haha dropping the 'u' from perfectly good words such as colour and honour.

dick

[gbsuey]

yeah i was thinking that too,if i had pockets in all my clothes i wouldn't need a bag(purse) so much. As it is i usually have a fairly big one so i can fit all my crap in it.

[Echewta]

Isn't a fruit machine Bravo TV?

[kaiser soze]

they most definitely can't get a boner 8===D

and I'm sure one day I won't either :(

[Dorothy Wood]

I will seriously kick your fucking ass and then spend a day alone without spending money.

[venusvenus123]

I will seriously kick your fucking ass and then spend a day alone without spending money.

I <3 Dorothy. I hope yr friends make it home for Christmas (!):)(!)

[kaiser soze]

I will seriously kick your fucking ass and then spend a day alone without spending money.

good!

More time for you to wash the dishes and vacuum!

[Dorothy Wood]

thanks v! <3 I hope so too, I think they're able to fly out tomorrow.

good!

More time for you to wash the dishes and vacuum!

weird, I just did those things on my day off. stop spying on me!

also, I totally have curry paste in the fridge and it is very hot! and sometimes I put it in foods and eat it!

[checkyourprez]

theres a lot more than 50!!!!!!

[Caribou]

I can do all of those things.

Well, maybe not parking, but that's because I've never had a driving lesson...
But if I did, I'd be fucking awesome at it.

[Nivvie]

I can do all those things except eat a kebab whilst walking (I'll huddle in a shop doorway to keep it out the rain, thank you), and judging by the amount of food remnants littering pavements in the morning, I'm not alone in this.

[Lemmy's Liver]

51. Shut up
52. Listen to me
53. Force me to read 1-50

[Myu-to]

SO is a fruit machine a slot machine or does it sell fruit or does it Echewta? Who would buy fruit out of a machine, that's stupid. BTW slot machines have more than just pictures of fruit on them that is why if it is a slot machine it is a stupid name for it.