bob, write some jokes in here

[Dorothy Wood]

other people can too, but try really hard. no boring stupid jokes allowed.

thanks, this is for science

[LongDuckDong]

Dorthy Wood

[MC Moot]

"Have you ever been so stoned that you crashed your car into a tree? Then did you get out of your car and see there wasn't actually any damage from the accident—not so much as a scratch on your bumper? Then did you notice that there also wasn't any tree? When you were finally able to calm down and get back in your car to drive away, were you embarrassed to realize that all along it was the air freshener hanging from your rearview mirror?

Me neither."

[MC Moot]

"Danger is my middle name. I think my parents were high."

[M|X|Y]

i am the worst at remembering jokes, so i cant remember any jokes at the moment

[MC Moot]

"I got a paper cut opening a Band-Aid wrapper. My bleeding thumb tasted just like irony."

[MC Moot]

"Laughter is the best medicine—unless you're a Christian Scientist. Then it's pretty much the only medicine you've got."

[M|X|Y]

I dunno, Dorothy isn't gonna like these...

[MC Moot]

For Bob:

"I've been thinking about law school and other forms of torture that would make my family proud."

[MC Moot]

"Thank you all so much. You've been an incredible audience. Please don't forget to tip your servers. My jokes would not have appeared online without them."



o.k I'll stop now...

[Guy Incognito]

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers


you didnt specify how good or old these jokes had to be. EDIT well you did sort of but i didnt read it

[checkyourprez]

Q: Are you into fitness?





A: Yes.







Q: Are you into fitness dick in yo mouth?

[Bob]

who's ness?

in college i lived in a dyslexic fart house

[camo]

I'm sick to fucking death of skinheads queue jumping at Disneyland.

[checkyourprez]

who's ness?

in college i lived in a dyslexic fart house

its a play on words bob. duh bro.

[Bob]

a what?

[Dorothy Wood]

a what?

yes! I laughed out loud!

awesome, total thread success.

[TimDoolan]

Knock, knock.

[Bob]

hold on i'm coming

[Splashleigh]

hhhhhhhahahahhahahha boblet!