Naughty Songs

[TurdBerglar]

Custard Pie - Led Zeppelin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ7QPxoCHVI


Ooh, ya, drop down baby, letcha' daddy see, yeah
Drop down, mama lay your, just dream of me
Well, my, mama allow me
I fool around all night long
Well, I may look like I'm crazy
I should know right from wrong
See me comin', throw your man out the door
Ain't no stranger, done been this way before
See me comin', mama, throw your man out the door
I ain't no stranger, I been this way before
Put on your night shirt and your morning gown
You know by that I'm gonna', shake 'em on down
Put on your night shirt
Mama, and your morning gown
Well, you know by that I'm
Surely (gonna) shake 'em down
Shake it, shake it
Ooh, you're custard pie, yeah, sweet and nice
When you cut it, mama, save me a slice
Your custard pie, yeah
I declare, it's sweet and nice
I like your custard pie
When you cut it, mama
Mama, please save me a slice
Oh!
Chew on a piece of your custard pie
Chew on a piece of your custard pie
Chew on a piece of your custard pie
Chew on a piece of your custard pie
Drop down
Drop down
Drop down
Drop down
Drop down, yeah
Drop down
Drop down

Chew on a piece of your custard pie
Chew on a piece of your custard pie


obviously about a woman shooing her man off to work so some other guy can sneak by and go down on her

[TurdBerglar]

The Who - Squeeze box

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_g-IKjev9Q


Artist: The Who
Title: Squeeze Box
Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home, he never gets no rest
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night
Well, the kids don't eat and the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music in the whole damn street
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
She's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night
She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night
[break]
She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out
'Cause she's playing all night and the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night


squeeze box is a nick name for an accordion

but not in this song....

[TurdBerglar]

this one should be well kown and obvious


Lola - The Kinks


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJiHp-2CmVY


I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
But when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
Under electric candlelight,
She picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
But when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week before,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

[TurdBerglar]

Love Me Like a Reptile - Motorhead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FR2mgR6gsM


Knew I had to bite you baby when I first laid eyes on you,
That moment turned me on, I can't believe it's true,
And I like to watch your body sway,
I got no choice, I'm gonna twist your tail,
Love Me Like A Reptile, I'm gonna sink my fangs in you
Thunder lizard, stony eye, you got me hypnotised,
Hot tongue breaks in and out and I can't believe my eyes,
And your soft white belly, next to mine,
Scaly baby, see you shine,
Love Me Like A Reptile, you're murder in disguise,
Black mamba, murderer disguised

Baby you're a rattlesnake, you know the way I feel,
Feel you crawling up my back, you've got no love to steal,
You know I've got my eyes on you,
You're petrified, gonna stick like glue,
Love Me Like A Reptile, shock you like an electric eel

[Dorothy Wood]

I never understood the point of that squeeze box song.

the other ones are so raunchy though. nobody popular these days makes rock music with such obvious lyrics. I guess hip hop took over that job.

I went to see zappa plays zappa recently, dweezil playing his pop's music, and geez, I forgot how filthy his songs can get.

[TurdBerglar]

uhh the point of squeeze box is that she's a screamer?

and she's annoying everyone like how an acordion would?

[TurdBerglar]

and hip hop is a little too obvious when it gets raunchy


the older songs you have to alteast pay attention to the lyrics and then it dawns on you

and then you're all like... oh my

[Dorothy Wood]

yeah, but when does that ever happen? plus, calling them mama and daddy is weird.

[TurdBerglar]

you've never heard a girl getting fucked before?


and it's suppose to be disguised as a sweet song about a family with a mother who likes to play the acordion.

hence mamma and dady

[gbsuey]

there's a good line in a song by them crooked vultures goes something like " i got a beautiful place to put your face and she was right"

my bloody valentine always did a good line in beautifully dirty lyrics

[MC Moot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxbzR9wUINw

hair so smooth, black as coal
aw baby the way you sway
you wear the dress so very blue
that you take my blues away
she comes and goes that i know
she cums at least once a day
i can't resist i kiss your lips
you're my sexy mexican maid

let me please get on my knees, i come alone

when i wake up in the morn
she greets me where i lay
i look outside to find that i's a bright and sunny day
so serene she gives to me my toast and marmalade
what more can i say she's my sexy mexican maid

my angel girl she sings to me
baby tell me this is not a dream
she's pushing me onto my knees
i'm prayin' to my baby she screams
squeezing me so tight i cry
i'll low you 'till the day i die
let me please get on my knees, i come alone

she puts me in a bubble bath
she tickles me and i laugh
she washes me until i'm clean
then she does a little sexy dance
happy to feel my hand go slap
upon her sexy ass
we make fun so very slow
then we make it very fast

my angel girl she sings to me
baby tell me this is not a dream
she's pushing me onto my knees
i'm prayin' to my baby she screams
squeezing me so tight i cry
i'll low you 'till the day i die
let me please get on my knees, i come alone

[MC Moot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XSXrfIulBg

Well, my landlady, she lives three houses away
And she claims that she can hear my baby screaming to me
"Fuck me, Anthony. Anthony"

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party, party on your pussy

Struck by lust in a telephone booth
Busted by a cop; he said, "That's uncouth"
Well, he said that he can hear my baby screaming to me
"Fuck me, Anthony. Anthony"

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party, party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party, party on your pussy

I want to party on your pussy, baby

I want to party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy
I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy

Let me shine your diamond
The girl got a scratch
Slap that cat
Have mercy

I want to party on your pussy, baby
I want to party, party on your pussy
I want to part on your pussy, baby
I want to party on your pussy

[MC Moot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MbToPuzj-k

Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the women is on the one

I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt

The earth is made of dirt and wood
And I'd be water if I could
I live in a dream
In your stream
I live in a dream

Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the women is on the one

I like dirt
I like dirt

I like dirt
I like dirt


Some come slow and overload
Must roll over when you're told
Let's unzip and let's unfold
A letter to the pet better get it to go

I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt


Space is made of everything
And I'd be fire that I bring
I live in a dream
In your spring
I live in a dream

Some come slow and overload
Must roll over when you're told
Let's unzip and let's unfold
A letter to the pet better get it to go

I like dirt
I like dirt

I like dirt
I like dirt

Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the women is on the one

I like dirt
I like dirt

I like dirt
I like dirt

Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the women is on the one

[mickill]

Tonight - Enrique Iglesias

Ooooooooooooooooooooooow
Oooooooooooooooooooooooow
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooow
I know you want me
I made it obvious that I want you, too
So put it on me
Let’s remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body (oooh)
Damn I like the way that you move
So give it to me (oooo oooh)
Cause I already know what you wanna do

Here’s the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody’s ever made me feel the way that you do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse *me* I don’t mean to be rude

But tonight I’m fucking you
Oh you know
That tonight I’m fucking you
Oh you know
That tonight I’m fucking you

You’re so damn pretty
If I had a type, then baby it’d be you
I know your ready
If I never lied, then baby you’d be the truth

Here’s the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody’s ever made me feel the way that you do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse I don’t mean to be rude

But tonight I’m fucking you
Oh you know
That tonight I’m fucking you
Oh you know
That tonight I’m fucking you

[Ludacris]
LUDA...
Tonight I’m gonna do
Everything that I want with you
Everythin that you need
Everything that you wanna honey
I wanna stunt with you
From the window
To the wall
Gonna give you, my all
Winter n summertime
When I get you on the springs
Imma make you fall
You got that body
That make me wanna get on the boat
Just to see you dance
And I love the way you shake that ass
Turn around and let me see them pants
You stuck with me
I’m stuck with you
Lets find something to do
(Please) excuse me
I don’t mean to be rude

But tonight I’m fucking you
Oh you know
That tonight I’m fucking you
Oh you know
That tonight I’m fucking you

It begins with a seemingly innocent narrative about dancing. The events leading up to this precise moment are not detailed for us. It is left to the listener to determine whether the two characters are in a location where dancing is even encouraged, such as a club.

The presumed male suitor then begins to move in closer, trying to coerce his dancing partner (the gender of whom is not specified), to let go of his or her inhibitions. He or she seems startled by his advances, as the narrator pulls back a little and begins making small talk about traveling. It does not last long, as he soon begins alluding to his reputation for debauchery. He prefaces his forthcoming inappropriateness with some half-hearted quip about not meaning to be rude. He then reveals his actual intentions, albeit rather crudely, to copulate with him or her.

Feeling perhaps that he has alerted his prey too soon, he tactfully begins to offset his blunt approach by complimenting him or her on their outer appearance. Perhaps sensing an opportunity to strike once again, he then somewhat discourteously announces that he feels as though he or she would graciously partake in this proposed act of fornicating. He is then suddenly interrupted as another man begins to make similar advances.

It is not made apparent to the listener whether the man is a friend (wingman) or simply another suitor. He is nevertheless given ample time to detail the numerous places where he too would be willing to engage in coitus with his prize. He lands a final blow to the ego of the first male by going a step further, asking to see the subject of both of their affection from the rear.

Before he can completely execute his final move, the first male attempts to seal the deal once and for all by further promising once again that he will indeed be the one doing the proposed philandering. Tonight.

It might take a couple of listens before it becomes obvious, but this song is actually pretty naughty.

[MC Moot]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omhhB7NFPBk

A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man (chorus)

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

(chorus)

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down...
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freaky
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while

[gbsuey]

Tonight - Enrique Iglesias


It might take a couple of listens before it becomes obvious, but this song is actually pretty naughty.

but it's still enrique iglesias......*voms*

[Dorothy Wood]

you've never heard a girl getting fucked before?


and it's suppose to be disguised as a sweet song about a family with a mother who likes to play the acordion.

hence mamma and dady

sure, I've heard a girl getting fucked. but it didn't sound like an accordian.

that's all, I mean, I get that it's a song that's supposed to have a double meaning...Im not retarded. I just don't get why they used such a weak metaphor I guess.

it creeps me out because it's about parents. just because you get off thinking about momma's squeeze box doesn't mean everyone does

[TurdBerglar]

i don't think the song is suppose to be about anyone getting off to it. it's a little bit more innocent a little bit sweeter than that.


it's about a couple madly in love with each other and having crazy pationate sex and everyone can hear it.


and she's not sounding like an acordion she's just being loud and obnoxious like one.

[Lemmy's Liver]

This song is about tender love.

Wee girls might not understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEJGk8qfAgI

[Dorothy Wood]

i don't think the song is suppose to be about anyone getting off to it. it's a little bit more innocent a little bit sweeter than that.


it's about a couple madly in love with each other and having crazy pationate sex and everyone can hear it.


and she's not sounding like an acordion she's just being loud and obnoxious like one.


madly in love!

still not a huge fan of the song, but the music's alright.

[TurdBerglar]

har har

[M|X|Y]

AND my crack (you ain't getting away with just the pussy and neck now)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvo

"My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)"

All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that nigga, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which nigga I need
to suck a thug nigga satisfy me
Try me nigga I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

[Chorus repeats x10]


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This thread should nice and ripe in time for Valentine's Day (y)