Public Chubs

[checkyourprez]

Any dudes in here chub up in inappropriate situations? Any ladies notice a guy with a chub in public? This type of thing is mad funny to me. The scene in the movie Road Trip, with Stifler and Tom green and some other semi big peeps comes to mind. The old man has a boner from his viagra and is watching a workout vid and gets up and his wife is like "ned your boner" and hes all like "what do you want me to do, cut it off?" haha best. then he knocks over a mini statue on a table with it. classic.




Key

Chub = Erection

[Dorothy Wood]

I've only noticed a chub on a weird dude who came into my work a couple of times. He was touching himself discretely while asking questions about things, until it wasn't discrete anymore. I asked him to leave.

[Freebasser]

Yeah... sorry about that, I guess.

[taquitos]

Chubs (http://www.obsessedwithsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chubs-happy-gilmore.jpg)

[silence7]

You girls know, it's not always our fault? That damn thing's got a mind of it's own. we do NOT have complete control over it, despite claims to the contrary.

Touching it in public, that's another deal all together.

[checkyourprez]

Chubs (http://www.obsessedwithsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/chubs-happy-gilmore.jpg)

this is the exact reason i added the key.

[Bob]

You girls know, it's not always our fault? That damn thing's got a mind of it's own. we do NOT have complete control over it, despite claims to the contrary.

Touching it in public, that's another deal all together.

oh it's easy just think about baseball or something

[Echewta]

I'm not embarressed if I do.

This thread made me think of that awesome movie C.H.U.D.

[jabumbo]

last time i went to the gym, i was doing the leg adduction machine thing.

must have rubbed me the wrong way.


there was nobody else in the gym at that time though...

[M|X|Y]

Orrrr rubbed you the right way(y)

[Guy Incognito]

chublics?

[kaiser soze]

getting on the chubway?

[checkyourprez]

i got a semi in the gym the other day. working out with my gf chubbed me up. had to stay seated on the smith machine for an extra bit.

[M|X|Y]

I just tuck that shit under my turtleneck collar and I'm good (y)

[silence7]

Winner, we have a winner!!!

I just tuck that shit under my turtleneck collar and I'm good (y)

Best laugh I've had all week, my life IS that sad...

[M|X|Y]

haha..

jeans: lifetime achievement award for best chub protection (y)

[kaiser soze]

if you have a small dick - imagine how small skinny pants penis is

I just will away the boner before I gotta bounce

[Rock]

My first week at a new job a little over a decade ago I had a random boner while at my desk. My superfoxy supervisor called me over to her desk and I had to take a notepad and keep it in front of my crotch the whole time because she was sitting down trying to show me something on her computer and my cockler was almost face level. Not cool....but chuckle worthy when I think about it now.

[Myu-to]

I've got one right now.;)

[checkyourprez]

I've got one right now.;)

are you in public?

[Echewta]

I was getting coffee once in a public place and the lady at the counter asked me what I was doing with a walrus tusk in my pocket :o

[Audio.]

does the weather affect my chub?

[checkyourprez]

I was getting coffee once in a public place and the lady at the counter asked me what I was doing with a walrus tusk in my pocket :o

what the fuck were you doing with a walrus tusk in your pocket?

[Belt Parkway]

One time I was making out with this chick at a senior week party in a small motel room. We were on the bed going at it (still clothed ;)) and I chubbed up pretty good. I'm not sure if anyone noticed. :(

Then, later on, we were getting a bite at Wendy's and she sized me up with her hand. Didn't really chub up, but reviews were positive. ^5!

[Echewta]

what the fuck were you doing with a walrus tusk in your pocket?

tickling the ivory.

[saz]

i'll buy that for a dollar

[Bob]

so i'm confused, what's a chub?

[kaiser soze]

this (http://pond.dnr.cornell.edu/nyfish/Cyprinidae/creek_chub.html)

:eek:

[checkyourprez]

so i'm confused, what's a chub?

this (http://pond.dnr.cornell.edu/nyfish/Cyprinidae/creek_chub.html)

:eek:

no no no you idiots! look at the key! what is the point of adding a key if people do not look at it!??!?!

[Audio.]

Noo no no no. A Chub is the name of some ska/rock band from England.

[checkyourprez]

Noo no no no. A Chub is the name of some ska/rock band from England.

OMG are people on this board dyslexic?

[kaiser soze]

who you calling dicks?

[Echewta]

Its how JayZ pronounces the word "club"

[cosmo105]

urrrbody in the chub gettin tipsy

[Bob]

OMG are people on this board dyslexic?

oh! i get it, you mean the guy from happy gilmore

[checkyourprez]

oh! i get it, you mean the guy from happy gilmore

look dude adam sandler has nothing to do with this thread.

[kaiser soze]

muffin tops! (http://www.muffinhuntin.com/)

[checkyourprez]

do chicks that rock muffin tops not know that they are puffin out like that? like for realz hit the treadmill or wear close that fit ffs.

[silence7]

Goin' out tonight, gonna' get chub in da' club!

[checkyourprez]

i got a pretty decent chub at work the other day. my gf was there and we were talking about some things. it looked like i was packing some heat!!!!!

[Audio.]

I had a chub this mornin', I was packing pee!

[M|X|Y]

i think a lady's cleetawrus gets a boner when they get turned on (y) how embarassing!

[checkyourprez]

I had a chub this mornin', I was packing pee!

bodys natural defense system to pissing the bed!