try this out on your wife......

[abbott]

playing golf yesterday, my golfing buddy suggest I go home and try telling my wife her ass looks smaller to see what happens......

SO I thought this was a good Idea.

Right before bed I break out...

"Baby whats going on, why is your ass getting smaller?"

My golf buddy said it work out great for him with his wife, and I think if your results are half as good as mine you'll think me for it.

Good luck

[Splashleigh]

i just vomited in my mouth a little bit

[Audio.]

Use firm not small, bastards.

[Guy Incognito]

i just vomited in my mouth a little bit

your vomit's looking a bit smaller these days.


i wouldnt get that specific, i just pay more general compliments

[ms.peachy]

My response would be, "What exactly is it that you want?"

[Adam]

My response would be, "What exactly is it that you want?"

To which the only answer is gonna be 'anal'. All I see is win-win here (y)

[Guy Incognito]

My response would be, "What exactly is it that you want?"

i would expect that to be one of my wife's comebacks. along with "are you saying that i did have a big arse"?

[Lyman Zerga]

To which the only answer is gonna be 'anal'. All I see is win-win here (y)


youre blind then

[abbott]

watch out for this one.

now the 2nd night, before bed my wife asked me if I really thought her ass was getting smaller.

then I got got a back rub then............. you would not belive it anyway

I started to feel bad about this a little later so I am not sure if it is a good idea or not, but holly shit, I dont regret it right now.

[Planetary]

boisterous american bullshit

[M|X|Y]

telling girl that her ass is small is kind of an insult

[jabumbo]

splashleigh's got a badonkadonk

[Guy Incognito]

watch out for this one.

now the 2nd night, before bed my wife asked me if I really thought her ass was getting smaller.

then I got got a back rub then............. you would not belive it anyway

I started to feel bad about this a little later so I am not sure if it is a good idea or not, but holly shit, I dont regret it right now.

if he was dead, sir mixalot would be spinning in his grave right now.

[abbott]

RE "your blind" yes you all are because you were not there.

RE "bullshit" I wish I could say it was



Let me fill in a little and acknowledge that I summarized and based my story from the day.

Playing golf ... speaking of golf I have averaged 9 holes per week since May and my best nine of 2010 was 39, in 2009 I played 36 hols total. So, I feel my golf game is up and coming.

Well, my co-owner who helps pay the country club bill was playing with me and his wife is pregnant. I am happy about this because My wife, his we all partied together years before having kids and I have 2, one 8 and he has always wanted them.

So, I asked him about the coming baby. his first,, girl due in May. We talked alot about it, in part he said to me.... "you know my wife is getting big, but her ass is getting smaller."

and I asked/said ... did you tell her that? I think it would work out for you.

We talked about and played ... i ended 11 over for 9 .. and I decided that I would tell my wife that her ass was smaller and see what happened. Fact is she has been working out alot.

Well it worked out.........

[Splashleigh]

splashleigh's got a badonkadonk

i like to refer to it as my caboose thankyou.

[The Notorious LOL]

The only time I would ever say this would be if I was legitimately concerned about my girlfriends ass getting smaller, which would be an honest concern of hers as well.

We both appreciate a round female butt. (y)

[abbott]

several beers later.....

does it mean anything...

my oldest girl's name is Ava


my 2 year old girl is Lea

I wanted 3 letter names

[LongDuckDong]

RE "your blind" yes you all are because you were not there.

RE "bullshit" I wish I could say it was



Let me fill in a little and acknowledge that I summarized and based my story from the day.

Playing golf ... speaking of golf I have averaged 9 holes per week since May and my best nine of 2010 was 39, in 2009 I played 36 hols total. So, I feel my golf game is up and coming.

Well, my co-owner who helps pay the country club bill was playing with me and his wife is pregnant. I am happy about this because My wife, his we all partied together years before having kids and I have 2, one 8 and he has always wanted them.

So, I asked him about the coming baby. his first,, girl due in May. We talked alot about it, in part he said to me.... "you know my wife is getting big, but her ass is getting smaller."

and I asked/said ... did you tell her that? I think it would work out for you.

We talked about and played ... i ended 11 over for 9 .. and I decided that I would tell my wife that her ass was smaller and see what happened. Fact is she has been working out alot.

Well it worked out.........

Winner of the most boring fucking post of the month. Congrats yo.

I figure you weren't getting laid at all in your marriage if you have to come on here and brag about your conquests with your wife. Guessing that your kids have kept you from getting any action and you finally got laid. Good for you.

[abbott]

Winner of the most boring fucking post of the month. Congrats yo.

I figure you weren't getting laid at all in your marriage if you have to come on here and brag about your conquests with your wife. Guessing that your kids have kept you from getting any action and you finally got laid. Good for you.

i know, i am not sure why I ever posted this. What the fuck.

However, getting my wife that message table for christmas has worked out better than anything else.

[Myu-to]

Or try this...

Clever video hyperlink (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc)