British comedians

[ampm]

I'm not laughing.

[Bob]

oh

[Adam]

now that's comedy (http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v6304439w9GGYsHy)

[Lex Diamonds]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lugUd7fIx8Q

Anyone who doesn't laugh at this has something very wrong with them.

[Audio.]

that was a good one. the water bit heheh

[Lex Diamonds]

Speaking of British comedians, I'm seeing three tonight. Junior Simpson, Andre Vincent & Simon Bligh. I'm going to heckle and ruin their routines, wish me luck!

[Bob]

good luck!

[NicRN77]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lugUd7fIx8Q

Anyone who doesn't laugh at this has something very wrong with them.

I love, love, love this show. so hilarious.

[Adam]

Professional Comedians vs The Padster.

hmmms, yes good luck ruining their routines.

[Lex Diamonds]

I actually managed to put the fat little comedian down with one word (him, talking about flicking through a Mumbai newspaper - "corrupt police, turn the page, goats for sale, turn the page, hair restoring cream, turn the page, miracle weight loss, turn the page" Me - "Obviously!"), and I got a good laugh from the room so yeah, I'm pretty witty to be honest.

Padster 1 - Comedians 0

[Bob]

maybe you should try stand up then

"does anyone in the audience have a joke for me to ruin?"

[Lex Diamonds]

I do stand up on a daily basis my friend. People say to me "oh Paddy, how do you manage to be so funny and make all these jokes but still be so good at your job and popular with the ladies?!" and I just say "well, why should they be separate?" Comedy brings people together, right? In the workplace or at a party, I find a joke or two can really move things along. I like to think of myself as a type of modern day Jesus/Martin Luther King character, but using comedy instead of loaves and fishes or books or whatever. [/brent]

[Drederick Tatum]

and yet you've clearly gone to great effort over the years to hide your comic talents from us.

[Adam]

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[Lex Diamonds]

I went into the butcher's the other day, and he asked me if I could reach the meat on the shelf for him because he was too small.

I said I thought i could, and then he said "well let's have a bet on it. 20 quid if you can get the meat down from that shelf without using a ladder."

I thought about it but then I had to say no. The steaks were too high.

[Guy Incognito]

barman: "we dont serve timelords in here"
Timelord walks into a bar.

apologies if you have already seen this in dr who thread

padster that joke pf yours is so bad its great

[cj hood]

http://www.statetheatreboyertown.com/posters/Comedy022511.jpg

[Drederick Tatum]

15% off my entree??! I'm there.