serious question

[cosmo105]

Would you give Nicolas Cage an HJ for nachos?

Best nachos you've ever had in your life. Loaded with the works. Giant plate.

20 minutes. Present-day Nic. Full Eye contact.

[Helvete]

Does not compute.

[TurdBerglar]

even though it's the best plate of nachos ever they're still nachos....

[M|X|Y]

I'd give one to Betty White for some great nachos + a great bloody mary, surewhynot

Something tells me Nic Cage wouldnt let you off so easy, probably want you to eat them off his dick or someshit

[Bob]

what? no

[Dorothy Wood]

I'm eating nachos right now!

:( he said he'd never tell. :(

[gbsuey]

what's an HJ? if it was Raising Arizona era Nicholas Cage i'd do pretty much what he wanted-no nachos required. oh, just re-read full post. present day...no...whatever it is

and oh again--it's a hand job right? still no, i don't even like nachos

[kll]

No, but I would definitely have the best time watching Echewta do it.

[TOY]

Bruce Willis, yeah. And I don't even like nachos.

[Echewta]

Only if Con-Air is also playing in the background

[kaiser soze]

I'd hoop a hot pepper up his bum hole

[HEIRESS]

ugh.

although: http://i.imgur.com/q66XB.gif

[M|X|Y]

eww!

[jackrock]

Can I film it and extort it for money? Or at least decent food?

[little j]

the full eye contact thing is what makes this a 'no' for me...






although i voted "only with echewta"

[Bob]

for me it was the part where i jerked off a guy for some nachos

[Audio.]

Would I want some nachos that bad? No. Not even as bad as Nick wants his chocolate cake.

[Myu-to]

i jerked off a guy for some nachos
So I guess you answered "yes" then, eh?

What would you do for some chalupas?

[HEIRESS]

http://i.imgur.com/XnDgK.jpg

[Planetary]

who the fuck makes those things!

[Myu-to]

:confused:

Lots of Mexican restaurants make nachos. Some of the best nachos I've had were at Lupe Tortilla's and Herbert's Taco Hut in San Marcos.

[Belt Parkway]

Would you give Nicolas Cage an HJ for nachos?

Best nachos you've ever had in your life. Loaded with the works. Giant plate.

20 minutes. Present-day Nic. Full Eye contact.
What's your fastest time for completing a HJ? From flaccid to ejaculation.

[Myu-to]

What's your fastest time for completing a HJ? From flaccid to ejaculation.
Really?

You should think before you share your ideas. I bet cosmo is running around with a stopwatch giving handjobs to strangers just to see how she can do it.

[marsdaddy]

Back for the first time in forever and this is my re-insertion thread? Ouch!

Only if the nachos are made with head cheese.

[Belt Parkway]

Really?

You should think before you share your ideas. I bet cosmo is running around with a stopwatch giving handjobs to strangers just to see how she can do it.
:confused:

Joke?

[M|X|Y]

i think its funny how the media has it that he was so drunk he didnt know where he lives. i think he was vacationing somewhere and thought he was renting one place and his girl said it was the place next door.

he's a mean drunk.. i liked adaptation

[Bitchamachacha]

Best.

Poll.

Ever.


And no. I would not.

I wouldn't want Mister Cage's man-funk all over my fingers. And nachos make the poop hole burn.

[like2_drink]

I hate Nick Cage, and Howie Mandel for that matter; I wish their D's ill.

[Myu-to]

:confused:

Joke?
:(
I thought I was...
Also, HJs are a nice alternative sometimes and it definitely is different from a guy doing it for himself. HJs (y)

[avignon]

Nachos and hjs are appetizers. Nicholas cage is at best a wet kiss and a meal replacement shake.