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Planetary
03-13-2011, 07:02 PM
is already here on earth
Lex Diamonds
03-13-2011, 11:18 PM
Re-post. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFPajU-d-Ek)
Bob
03-14-2011, 12:42 AM
even dinosaurs?
Guy Incognito
03-14-2011, 05:40 AM
Especially dinosaurs
Freebasser
03-14-2011, 06:55 AM
Is there dog shit in heaven?
gbsuey
03-14-2011, 10:01 AM
Is there dog shit in heaven?

that would depend on your idea of heaven, wasn't one of the horsemen of the apocalypse called Treading In Dogshit?

in heaven everything is fine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrl3n2ZtK2E&feature=related)
jabumbo
03-14-2011, 12:47 PM
but in heaven, there is no beer :confused:
Bob
03-14-2011, 09:18 PM
Is there dog shit in heaven?

in heaven, dogs use the toilet, and plumbers are cats
Dorothy Wood
03-14-2011, 09:42 PM
what the hell is this shit?
Bob
03-14-2011, 09:47 PM
what the hell is this shit?

not dog shit, they go in the toilet now
Dorothy Wood
03-14-2011, 10:06 PM
I ain't payin for no dog toilets!
Bob
03-14-2011, 10:09 PM
in heaven there's a flat tax and the only thing it pays for is dog toilets, everything else is run by the free market
Dorothy Wood
03-14-2011, 10:18 PM
bullshit! Taxes make Jesus cry!
Bob
03-14-2011, 10:32 PM
dogs don't have jobs, they can't buy their own toilets! do you just want them shitting on the streets???
Dorothy Wood
03-14-2011, 10:38 PM
dogs don't have anuses in Heaven.
Bob
03-14-2011, 10:45 PM
what do they sniff then?
Dorothy Wood
03-14-2011, 10:50 PM
they don't, they don't do anything unpleasant at all. My heaven will be clean, I tell you, CLEAN.
Bob
03-14-2011, 11:09 PM
is a heaven where dogs can't sniff butts really a heaven for dogs?
Dorothy Wood
03-14-2011, 11:33 PM
sure, they can speak english. no need to communicate through butt sniffing. they can also walk on their hind legs. and they wear suits and hats. NO SHOES.
silence7
03-15-2011, 12:36 AM
but in heaven, there is no beer :confused:

I always figured that hell was the place for me, Now I'm positive!
Lex Diamonds
03-15-2011, 11:16 AM
Basically what Planetary is saying is that he believes lightsabers and hoverboards already secretly exist. Plus fresh made burrito vending machines.
jabumbo
03-15-2011, 12:30 PM
how do you fit a mexican into a vending machine?
Dorothy Wood
03-15-2011, 12:33 PM
very carefully
Bob
03-15-2011, 05:36 PM
in the future, mexicans complain about robots taking their jobs
Lex Diamonds
03-15-2011, 09:16 PM
So in heaven racism against Mexicans is still acceptable? Awesome.
Bob
03-15-2011, 09:20 PM
well sure, they're terrible
Lex Diamonds
03-16-2011, 12:04 AM
But wait, that means Mexicans exist in heaven?? I'm confused.
Bob
03-16-2011, 12:38 AM
have you ever even been to church?
Lex Diamonds
03-16-2011, 01:04 AM
Not for a while, do they tell you the rules on heavenly Mexicans at church? When's the next seminar?
Adam
03-16-2011, 01:40 AM
Basically what Planetary is saying is that he believes lightsabers and hoverboards already secretly exist. Plus fresh made burrito vending machines.

Flying Cars (http://www.terrafugia.com/) already exist!!! :eek: