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Guy Incognito
03-24-2011, 01:21 AM
Your mum.
Planetary
03-24-2011, 02:32 AM
(y)
miss soul fire
03-24-2011, 04:30 AM
I didn't think this joke was international. In my country we do it with the Portuguese.:D
Bob
03-24-2011, 05:49 AM
how many jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

oh, don't worry about it, i'll just sit here and die in the dark
Helvete
03-24-2011, 07:30 AM
I don't get it. To ask how many, suggests you want a numbered answer, your mum is not a number.
Guy Incognito
03-24-2011, 08:51 AM
^ brilliant

how many microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just change the standard to dark.
paul jones
03-24-2011, 03:16 PM
how many take that fans can fit into a lidl supermarket?
Guy Incognito
03-24-2011, 03:20 PM
the answer better be a number or a certain soldier may get confused
paul jones
03-24-2011, 03:25 PM
the answer better be a number or a certain soldier may get confused

errr ok, 17 because they all each have 10 trolleys packed with pizzas,chips,coke,ice cream,chips,toilet paper,chips,pizzas,burgers,fish fingers,chips and pizzas and capri sun
Helvete
03-24-2011, 04:32 PM
I still don't get it.
Adam
03-25-2011, 01:02 AM
Light bulbs rarely die now. The energy saving ones just go on and on. And with LEDs, light bulbs will start to outlast us. How many light bulbs does it take to change a human? :eek:
Guy Incognito
03-25-2011, 01:20 AM
christ , how many posts does it take to ruin a throwaway gag?
Helvete
03-25-2011, 02:02 AM
christ , how many posts does it take to ruin a throwaway gag?

Is it a number?
Guy Incognito
03-25-2011, 03:37 AM
yes.

Let me just clear something up, how many whatevers does it take to change a lightbulb is a standard joke and this was a play on that. In this particular style of joke, (and this may come as a shock).. no lightbulbs ever get changed, i'm not even sure that the premises have electricity. i.e, it doesnt fucking matter.
Lex Diamonds
03-25-2011, 04:29 AM
I understand that Guy Incognito, but a question beginning with "How many" will always (without exception) require a quantitative answer- even with the famous "lightbulb jokes" to which you refer. "Your mum" is nominative and as such, does not make sense in response to the original query.

My only advice for you would be maybe think of a new punchline for your joke?
Tzar
03-25-2011, 06:30 AM
holy motherfuckin shit... how is everyone querying this joke....?

it's a stupid yet totally-makes-logical-sense joke.
Junker
03-25-2011, 07:30 AM
What is a lightbulb?
Guy Incognito
03-25-2011, 08:48 AM
I understand that Guy Incognito, but a question beginning with "How many" will always (without exception) require a quantitative answer- even with the famous "lightbulb jokes" to which you refer. "Your mum" is nominative and as such, does not make sense in response to the original query.

My only advice for you would be maybe think of a new punchline for your joke?

ok, if i have to take advice from someone who is obviously very adept at making thread titles that dont confuse or upset anyone:rolleyes::

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Your Mum, repeatedly.
Lex Diamonds
03-25-2011, 09:05 AM
"Repeatedly" is not quantitative either, sorry.

I don't know how much more clearly I can explain this to you.

Maybe this whole joke thing just isn't for you?
Dorothy Wood
03-25-2011, 09:56 AM
holy motherfuckin shit... how is everyone querying this joke....?

it's a stupid yet totally-makes-logical-sense joke.

QFT
Guy Incognito
03-25-2011, 10:20 AM
"Repeatedly" is not quantitative either, sorry.

I don't know how much more clearly I can explain this to you.

Maybe this whole joke thing just isn't for you?

Seeing as you have upset all the americans, i thought i would play along with your winding up but now i will just say what your mam said to me last night: "I'm not biting anymore".
jabumbo
03-25-2011, 03:05 PM
how many immature teenagers does it take to change your mum?
Adam
03-25-2011, 03:11 PM
your sister?
Guy Incognito
03-25-2011, 03:19 PM
how many immature teenagers does it take to change your mum?

yamumbo
Helvete
03-25-2011, 06:11 PM
STOP ASKING HOW MANY!
Lex Diamonds
03-26-2011, 03:29 AM
If you wanted to keep the original punchline, Guy Incognito, then I have an idea for a new version of this joke you could use:

Q: Which of your family members, along with a group of immature teenagers, is the most helpful in changing a lightbulb?

A: Your mother.
Guy Incognito
03-26-2011, 03:37 AM
If you wanted to keep the original punchline, Guy Incognito, then I have an idea for a new version of this joke you could use:

Q: Which of your family members, along with a group of immature teenagers, is the most helpful in changing a lightbulb?

A: Your mother.

I think that idea of yours, The Padster, is about a good idea as this cover version. i.e not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om-IfoFd8fs

But many thanks for your efforts, its much appreciated.
Guy Incognito
02-01-2013, 12:54 PM
Seems a good a place as any to put this:

How does bob marley like his donuts?

Wi Jammin.

Yes, yes, we have all heard that a million times and it wasnt ever that funny, but what if said Reggae genius had a surplus of that sugary, jammy, doughy treat, what do you think he would say to you?

Hope you like Jammin too.

I'm here all week