THE REAL HOT SAUCE COMMITTEE

[dembones]

you have seen now that the new beastie boys album is ‘the hot sauce committee pt. 2’. what you do not know is that the hot sauce committee was real, it existed one fateful night about 3 1/2 years ago. the photos you will see are the only existing photos of the first and only official hot sauce committee meeting. i am planet claire, on the right, and im speaking on behalf of my fellow committee member anesthesia hill, pictured on the left. the three beastie boys are the only other members. we can never divulge the top secret information that was shared during this meeting but we felt it was time to break our silence and tell the world that the hot sauce committee IS REAL. although extremely sensitive subject matter was discussed, we felt it was important to tell the world that five people alone know the deep secrets of the hot sauce. the committee has much to bring to the world, and what can be revealed will be shown when the beastie boys release the soundtrack to this meeting, ‘hot sauce committee pt. 2’ on may 3rd. thank you for following and stay tuned for photos, artwork, etc.

please visit http://therealhotsaucecommittee.tumblr.com for as much information as we can possibly share with you

[dembones]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIrjzVUk9uE

please watch, love the hot sauce committee

[dirtydan11]

I'm officially spooked out. WTF:confused:

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah I was in New York once and the Beastie Boys were there, I'm part of THE REAL TO THE 5 BOROUGHS

[midzi]

ha ha that was funny

[Brother McDuff]

haha, thats great! well done.

(round of applause) :p



ah yes, didn't even realize it was april fools day. right on time, 12:07 AM.

[senbei]

That's the best Mike-D-is-way-too-fucking-drunk april fool, gracias.

[silence7]

Nice, I'm rockin' a giant 32oz bottle of tapatio' (http://www.tapatiohotsauce.com) at work and a 10oz at home. It's the best blend of flavor and heat. An all around good hot sauce. Not too hot, not too mild.

Does that make me one (Kevin Bacon) spot/step closer to the Beastie Boys? NO.... But interesting none the less.... I thought Tapatio was a So. Cal./Mexico thing. Hmm.

[Laver1969]

Nice job! (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

How is it in any way an April Fool? I don't get it.

[DIGI]

Yeah I was in New York once and the Beastie Boys were there, I'm part of THE REAL TO THE 5 BOROUGHS

Are you ever not a complete asshole anymore?

Although the pic is nice, your aliases are a little too Drunky Brewster for my taste.

[Bernard Goetz]

This is the way!

[dave790]

horovitz rocking the fag in his ear for all those concerned about the smoking haha. keep puffing adrock!

[dembones]

this is not an april fools joke, this is the truth. more photos will continue to be posted. if anyone would like to submit hot sauce artwork, especially using our photos, it is greatly appreciated and will be posted to http://therealhotsaucecommittee.tumblr.com

check now, updates will be frequent!

[Darko]

Was this photo taken right after Mike D's Streetcar Named Desire audition?

[dembones]

funny? horrifying? both? you decide.

http://therealhotsaucecommittee.tumblr.com/post/4261372899/where-u-get-those-masks-a-particularly-hilarious

[Brother McDuff]

funny? horrifying? both? you decide.

http://therealhotsaucecommittee.tumblr.com/post/4261372899/where-u-get-those-masks-a-particularly-hilarious


yes. yes. yes. legendary. its like a bboys video directed by david lynch. :D

[dembones]

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http://twitter.com/#!/REALHOTSAUCECOM

[JoLovesMCA]

I guess I need a tumblr account now. I love the photo! I wish I were that hot sauce Yauch is holding in his hand though. :cool:

GIMME MORE!

[dembones]

another little freaky deeky treat for you

[dembones]

http://therealhotsaucecommittee.tumblr.com/post/4268315697

[Kid Presentable]

I remember reading about these girls. Awesome. (y)

[JoLovesMCA]

Are those lipstick kisses on Yauch's neck? :p

[Laver1969]

I remember reading about these girls. Awesome. (y)

Where did you read about them?

[Bernard Goetz]

Weren't they referred to in the Zane/Too Many Rappers premiere interview?

[Kid Presentable]

Nah I found some shit about them around the time of the original release, I think. Never thought too much about it; better the Hot Sauce reference is about them. (y)

[Nerd Fight]

You're getting a lot of mileage from two photographs.
Good photos though. It's nice to see everyone having fun.

[dembones]

we've had some more great submissions, please submit your artwork!! lets get the truth out there!

http://therealhotsaucecommittee.tumblr.com/

[abbott]

I'm pretty sure you full of shit because I posted this back in the day...

http://bbs.beastieboys.com/showthread.php?t=84775


then I got an email saying.. "thanks for the inspiration... we fucking love this ... were dedicating our next album to this post...."

Anyway not trying to brag or anything ....

I'm not sure if this is true ... but I'm telling everybody ... thats fur sure....

[dembones]

haha that is awesome. we're not full of shit. perhaps the album is dedicated to you, we are just the real life committee. im going to post your hot sauce recipe on the blog, thanks for sharing!! there is another great submission up from per martinson too, everyone check it out! and keep the artwork coming in, its fantastic!!

[acamus]

This is great!

[benchillin]

i am not saying, but i am just saying......


ok look:



http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=FCnXpFlq1wc

the one at the bottom with picture:

[camo]

Hi my name is Bill and I first met the beasties (Mike) back in 1993 when i was fitting a cell phone into Mikes Impala. Back then I had my own company called Bills Communication Co and i was installing phones lines, internet lines and satellite dishes for homes, business and automobiles.

So anyways, Mike had just come back from touring the CYH album and was spending his hard earned on a bunch of new toys. I fitted a state of the art communication set up in his recent custom fitted Impala. Phone, fax, built in paging device - the works. It was safe to say that Mike was suitably impressed - so much so that they said he was going to do a mention or shout-out/dedication to me and the company on their next album.

Did he do it? Well if you can find the dedication then you're more clued up than I am because i've listened to all their albums (a whole bunch of times) since I can't find a thing.


:(

[Laver1969]

Hi my name is Bill and I first met the beasties (Mike) back in 1993 when i was fitting a cell phone into Mikes Impala. Back then I had my own company called Bills Communication Co and i was installing phones lines, internet lines and satellite dishes for homes, business and automobiles.

So anyways, Mike had just come back from touring the CYH album and was spending his hard earned on a bunch of new toys. I fitted a state of the art communication set up in his recent custom fitted Impala. Phone, fax, built in paging device - the works. It was safe to say that Mike was suitably impressed - so much so that they said he was going to do a mention or shout-out/dedication to me and the company on their next album.

Did he do it? Well if you can find the dedication then you're more clued up than I am because i've listened to all their albums (a whole bunch of times) since I can't find a thing.


:(

Maybe the song "Skillz to Pay my Bills" was really saying "Skillz to Pay Bills Communication Co."

[Late-Night Lion]

Where is that quote from?

[Nerd Fight]

My name is William Burroughs. I have 4 brothers. We used to hang out with Adam, Adam, and Michael quite a lot in the early 2000s. Such nice young
men. They said they'd dedicate an album to me and my brothers one day. Not sure if they ever did.

:(

[facedownfall]

Hi my name is Bill and I first met the beasties (Mike) back in 1993 when i was fitting a cell phone into Mikes Impala. Back then I had my own company called Bills Communication Co and i was installing phones lines, internet lines and satellite dishes for homes, business and automobiles.

So anyways, Mike had just come back from touring the CYH album and was spending his hard earned on a bunch of new toys. I fitted a state of the art communication set up in his recent custom fitted Impala. Phone, fax, built in paging device - the works. It was safe to say that Mike was suitably impressed - so much so that they said he was going to do a mention or shout-out/dedication to me and the company on their next album.

Did he do it? Well if you can find the dedication then you're more clued up than I am because i've listened to all their albums (a whole bunch of times) since I can't find a thing.


:(

Ahem.

"Gettin' blind in the mind, two hits and a cough
Put my pager on vibrate, and jerk myself off,
Weight on my shoulders and now I'm stressin'
Gotta get back and count my blessings
Stuck on my cellular, I can't get off
This ride is in motion and I can't get let off"

He didn't mention the name though.

[JasonP]

My name is William Burroughs. I have 4 brothers. We used to hang out with Adam, Adam, and Michael quite a lot in the early 2000s. Such nice young
men. They said they'd dedicate an album to me and my brothers one day. Not sure if they ever did.

:(

Too funny.

What about "go back in time and send a fax from my car"? Cleary mike is trying to make amends with that line.

[camo]

Maybe, but I'm unconvinced (n)