GOD why don't u give me a Magic 8 ball?

[tejana]

cuz i want to know when i'm gonna die, so i can spend my $$/savings now, in case i die at age 50 instead of 90.

[abbott]

cuz i want to know when i'm gonna die, so i can spend my $$/savings now, in case i die at age 50 instead of 90.

My dad died with all his money in the bank... I love that guy....

He had a plan to spend it later

[tejana]

i have no children to inherit my non-wealth. and i'm kinda desperate for money, seein as how i can't get a job.

or i'd like a magic 8-ball w lotto numbers...

[Adam]

oh lord, won't you buy me a night on the town

[M|X|Y]

can't you find an old rich man to marry or something?

[TAL]

I have a magic 8 ball. Also a magic Yoda doll that gives the answers in Yoda speak.