jayjacobson16
04-19-2011, 01:21 AM
Has your crack sales been going down hill? Has your drugged up friends been jacking your cash and touching you inappropriately while you sleep? Well I got the recipe for you to feed your family and pitbulls with that hardly cost anything!
Budget Soup
(Ingredients)
1 gallon of tap water
about 16 ounces of salt
about 8 ounces of pepper
(optional) If have some lunch meat and/or eggs throw what you have in there. (I personally don't even crack the eggs)
(optional) Some seasoning salt or lemon pepper if you're the fancy type.
(Preperation)
Mix the ingredients together in a large pot or a toilet boil if you don't have one. If you have a stove and electricity it's nice to get it to simmer.
You're done! Now you can eat up.
Remember to try to use the right amount of measurements for the main ingredients because if you are too far off then the soup will turn into a toxic gas and eat your flesh! Remember that I am not responsible for anyone who dies of dehydration or any other damage to your body this recipe may bring!
Enjoy!(y)
Budget Soup
(Ingredients)
1 gallon of tap water
about 16 ounces of salt
about 8 ounces of pepper
(optional) If have some lunch meat and/or eggs throw what you have in there. (I personally don't even crack the eggs)
(optional) Some seasoning salt or lemon pepper if you're the fancy type.
(Preperation)
Mix the ingredients together in a large pot or a toilet boil if you don't have one. If you have a stove and electricity it's nice to get it to simmer.
You're done! Now you can eat up.
Remember to try to use the right amount of measurements for the main ingredients because if you are too far off then the soup will turn into a toxic gas and eat your flesh! Remember that I am not responsible for anyone who dies of dehydration or any other damage to your body this recipe may bring!
Enjoy!(y)