all beastie boys albums

[Prof. Griff]

last year my subsitute said she loved the beastie boys, but she was mean and i hated her :mad: (n) (n) (n)

[QueenAdrock]

You should have pantsed her and stolen her records.

[jackrock]

You should have pantsed her and stolen her records.
good plan (y)

[Chicka B]

AND throw eggs at her, TP her house, smash her pumpkins, PB her car's window shield, and steal her VW sign. :D :rolleyes:

[jackrock]

^ and ... throw a marker at her... that otta show her!

[Chicka B]

Haha, with the cap off right? So the ink will get all over her.

[jackrock]

yea.. that would show her!

[Chicka B]

Yeah! And it'd be a black permanant marker, then we'll draw a mustache and goatee on her, then tie a rope around her neck, hang her up on a tree branch, and we'd all play hang man! It'll be so fun, everytime somebody guesses a wrong letter we'd cut off an arm or a leg and carve the letter in her skin, and after the game is over we'll light her on fire. :D (y)

[jackrock]

Yeah! And it'd be a black permanant marker, then we'll draw a mustache and goatee on her, then tie a rope around her neck, hang her up on a tree branch, and we'd all play hang man! It'll be so fun, everytime somebody guesses a wrong letter we'd cut off an arm or a leg and carve the letter in her skin, and after the game is over we'll light her on fire. :D (y)
haha honest to god when i made that post i imagined a black permanent!

and that would be so fun! we'd have to video tape that!

[Chicka B]

Really? That's weird. Ooh, and the beastie boys would be there performing looking down the barrel of a gun while we beat her with a stick like she’s some kinda pinata, then we’ll light her on fire. (y)

[jackrock]

it'd be burning man, but with a now dead woman and only 2 people +4 beastie boys (y)

then they'd play hey fuck you

[Chicka B]

There’s 4 Beastie Boys? :confused:

[Nygel]

including mix master

[Chicka B]

Oh yeah, duh! I can't believe I forgot about him! :eek:

[Pootytang]

Remind me never to piss you fuckers off. :D

[jackrock]

ok... never piss us fuckers off!.. cause you know what will happen!!









you'll get a real big ink stain on your shirt, and that would suck!

[Chicka B]

You just called me a fucker, and that pisses me off. :rolleyes:

[dancin2beasties]

Yeah! And it'd be a black permanant marker, then we'll draw a mustache and goatee on her, then tie a rope around her neck, hang her up on a tree branch, and we'd all play hang man! It'll be so fun, everytime somebody guesses a wrong letter we'd cut off an arm or a leg and carve the letter in her skin, and after the game is over we'll light her on fire. :D (y)
holy shit

[jackrock]

You just called me a fucker, and that pisses me off. :rolleyes:
oh god!.. wow you replied REALLY fast!


and mm.. uhhh.. ooohh.. wait.. aren't we partners in this?

[Chicka B]

oh god!.. wow you replied REALLY fast!


and mm.. uhhh.. ooohh.. wait.. aren't we partners in this?

Oh my god, I don't know why but that really cracked me up and my dad's like "What the fuck are you laughing at?" I was talking about Pootytang. :D

[jackrock]

seriously that one was fast too!

[Chicka B]

I'm in a quick mood because I'm eating flamin hot cheetos right now. It's makin me type fast.

[jackrock]

anyways .. back to our plan... MUAHAHA!...

[Chicka B]

While she's burning, me, you, and all 4 of the Beastie Boys can gather round the camp fire (burning woman) and make some smores. Goodie! :D

[jackrock]

then jam session... with non alchoholic brass monkeys... (youre underage too right?)

[Chicka B]

Yeah, but we won't really drink it, we'll just spit it on her and the alcohol will fuel the fire!

[jackrock]

but they will be NON alchoholic brass monkeys (y) though theyd prolly just be orange juice :p

[Chicka B]

Yeah, OJs good though, not simpson, you know what I'm sayin. Anyway, I can't think of anything what happens next?

[jackrock]

we travel by bus with mark, to p.j's, where we meet johnny ryall and egg man and get ill. the the girl from she's crafty comes around, but we ignore her. bobo kicks it round the basement, we meet eugene he's a cool guy, dude with a mullet comes around.. but he's quiet. then we fight for our right!

then we found ricky in the crawlspace.. he wasn't breathing so we decided it was time for livin'

then this jerk transit cop came and busted us. and he already gave us 2 tickets. thyen in the jail cell we ate pollywog stew, and we shared a cell with a blue nun, she was drinkin' wine. then the four fly guys came in and got us out. believe me!!
after that mojo knocks on the door, then we throw the egg man at him... so it becomes an egg raid on mojo.

and we shook our rumps aaall night long ;) .


THE END

[Chicka B]

I think you just confused the hell outta me! :D So I guess at some point we meet proffessor booty right? Because I would really wanna meet him you know. He seems like an ok guy.

[jackrock]

[Chicka B]

Whoa, I really admire your imagination kid. I woulda never thought of that. :D

[jackrock]

well i mean .. it was nothing...


i just looked at my playlist and made crap up, meh.

[Chicka B]

Yeah, I like how you didn't just throw an egg, you through the whole egg man. That made me laugh. (y)

[jackrock]

lol yea... i put it all into one post for the peoples delight (y)

[jackrock]

You should have pantsed her and stolen her records.

Yeah! And it'd be a black permanant marker, then we'll draw a mustache and goatee on her, then tie a rope around her neck, hang her up on a tree branch, and we'd all play hang man! It'll be so fun, everytime somebody guesses a wrong letter we'd cut off an arm or a leg and carve the letter in her skin, and after the game is over we'll light her on fire.

Really? That's weird. Ooh, and the beastie boys would be there performing looking down the barrel of a gun while we beat her with a stick like she’s some kinda pinata, then we’ll light her on fire

it'd be burning man, but with a now dead woman and only 2 people +4 beastie boys

then they'd play hey fuck you

While she's burning, me, you, and all 4 of the Beastie Boys can gather round the camp fire (burning woman) and make some smores. Goodie!

we travel by bus with mark, to p.j's, where we meet johnny ryall and egg man and get ill. the the girl from she's crafty comes around, but we ignore her. bobo kicks it round the basement, we meet eugene he's a cool guy, dude with a mullet comes around.. but he's quiet. then we fight for our right!

then we found ricky in the crawlspace.. he wasn't breathing so we decided it was time for livin'

then this jerk transit cop came and busted us. and he already gave us 2 tickets. thyen in the jail cell we ate pollywog stew, and we shared a cell with a blue nun, she was drinkin' wine. then the four fly guys came in and got us out. believe me!!
after that mojo knocks on the door, then we throw the egg man at him... so it becomes an egg raid on mojo.

and we shook our rumps aaall night long .

AND THAT CONCLUDES OUR NIGHT THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN

[Chicka B]

Haha, whoa. That might be the best story that I ever read! :D (y)

[jackrock]

we should get it published

[Chicka B]

mmm hmmm, what would we call it? Picture this?

[beastie bee]

Really? That's weird. Ooh, and the beastie boys would be there performing looking down the barrel of a gun while we beat her with a stick like she’s some kinda pinata, then we’ll light her on fire. (y)
Hahahhahah that would be funny! :D

[laurie_hammy]

Yeah! And it'd be a black permanant marker, then we'll draw a mustache and goatee on her, then tie a rope around her neck, hang her up on a tree branch, and we'd all play hang man! It'll be so fun, everytime somebody guesses a wrong letter we'd cut off an arm or a leg and carve the letter in her skin, and after the game is over we'll light her on fire. :D (y)

Chicka, I reckon you have some violence in ya just waiting to burst out.

[laurie_hammy]

well i mean .. it was nothing...


i just looked at my playlist and made crap up, meh.

hahahaha

[kleptomaniac]

spamming is supposed to be my thing!!! :mad: :(




interesting conversation, by the way! :rolleyes:

you don't mess with chicka b and jackrock!!!

[jackrock]

you don't mess with chicka b and jackrock!!!
that's right!... that means you too!

[kleptomaniac]

that's right!... that means you too!

ahem. bring... it... on...

[jackrock]

ding! round 1 begin!

[kleptomaniac]

****klepto begins with the ROLLING EYES OF SHAME!!!***


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


**coming at speeds of a ka-jillion mph, heading straight towards you!***

[jackrock]

***curls up in a ball***

***starts crying before anything happens***




..

ding ding! back to your corners!

[kleptomaniac]

****jumps up and down excitedly***


****joins the crowd who is chanting "KLEP-TO! KLEP-TO! KLEP-TO!"****


:D (y) (y)

[jackrock]

ding! round 2 begin!


***circlin round you with a new aproach***...
...

...
*** she's down for the count!!***

[kleptomaniac]

**** ice cream sundae break ****



***round 2 postponed to next millenium****

[jackrock]

phew! i was gettin tired!

[kleptomaniac]

phew! i was gettin tired!




you didn't do anything.. :rolleyes:

[jackrock]

ouch, that hurts :p

[beastie bee]

ding! round 1 begin!
:) :D :) :D :)

[Djave_mc87]

Ok i have read that hole nonsense, now lets talk about something else lol

I don't have all the beastie boys records, i don't know why i don't have them all, so i have "Licensed to Ill" "Hello Nasty" "To the 5 Borough" and "Golden hits" :)

[kleptomaniac]

^^^^ hurry! must.....get....rest!!!


like pokemon....gotta catch 'em all! :cool:



making references to pokemon....what's wrong with me???

[adrock14]

yo, jackrock and chicka b, mind if i join this here massacre with you? :confused:

[kleptomaniac]

yo, jackrock and chicka b, mind if i join this here massacre with you? :confused:

"massacre" is an understatement! :D

[adrock14]

i got somethin to add to your story, we could tie her down and give that syrum where you cant move but you can feel pain. Then we can slowly stick needles into practicly her entire body and do just about anything else we can before the syrum runs out. If it runs out then we can just give her another does (if she isnt already dead)!!!

[adrock14]

"massacre" is an understatement! :D

what the hell does that mean

[kleptomaniac]

what the hell does that mean

lol i thought you meant this thread was the massacre.... :rolleyes:


silly me! :o

[adrock14]

no, i meant that I wanted to join in on jackrock and chicka bs story, which I called a massacre. (!) (y) :)

[kleptomaniac]

y'all are like the next jason, freddy krueger, and michael myers!!!!

:eek: (!)


***heads for the hills***

[adrock14]

y'all are like the next jason, freddy krueger, and michael myers!!!!

:eek: (!)


***heads for the hills***

yeah right!!!

the only thing I have ever killed was a bird (and that was by accident).

one thing I have noticed is that me, chicka, and jackrock are around the same age :eek: (maybe something was in the air when we were born and caused us such sick thoughts) but I dont know, maybe when I get older I will do crazy stuff, you are first on my list kleptomaniac!!! :eek:

[kleptomaniac]

you have to find me first! ;)


and the age thing is really creepy!

[adrock14]

oh, i will, and when i do, it will be a NIGHT OF TOTAL TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (!) :eek: :mad:

(taken from the theatrical preview of the cult classic "night of the living dead"(a film by George a romero) (y) :)

[jackrock]

no, i meant that I wanted to join in on jackrock and chicka bs story, which I called a massacre. (!) (y) :)
yea i'm thinking about a sequel to the strory real soon. i haven't mentioned any of it to chicka, so its in the early stages... but yea in the second one (if we do it) you can join us ;)

p.s. holy crap man! im older than you!! me older... *shivers*

[kleptomaniac]

me older... *shivers*

is that a grey hair???

[jackrock]

is that a grey hair???

1 sec ill check...



...


you can see me? :eek:

[kleptomaniac]

****evil laugh****

[jackrock]

***runs away again***

[laurie_hammy]

***curls up in a ball***

***starts crying before anything happens***




..

ding ding! back to your corners!

hahaha

[adrock14]

yea i'm thinking about a sequel to the strory real soon. i haven't mentioned any of it to chicka, so its in the early stages... but yea in the second one (if we do it) you can join us ;)

p.s. holy crap man! im older than you!! me older... *shivers*

thanks man!!! (y)

big deal, your older than me, a lot of people on here are older than me. :eek: it is not a bad thing, it just means i am a young Beastie Boy fan!!! (y) But I am like BFF with Chicka and we are pen pals so I will talk to her about it :)

p.s. Jackrock, I will add you to my buddy list

[jackrock]

thanks man!!! (y)

big deal, your older than me, a lot of people on here are older than me. :eek: it is not a bad thing, it just means i am a young Beastie Boy fan!!! (y) But I am like BFF with Chicka and we are pen pals so I will talk to her about it :)

p.s. Jackrock, I will add you to my buddy list
as will i

but i mentioned that i was older than you cause i thought i was the youngest for sure. pretty cool though. (y)

[kleptomaniac]

there are buddy lists?? :confused:


edit---oh i see them!

[adrock14]

yeah, well its good to know there is someone on here around my age, I thought I was all alone of being a 13 year old b-boy fan, but its cool that I am not the only one :)

[jackrock]

[adrock14]

there are buddy lists?? :confused:

yeah, at the bottom of the beginning of the message board, you click or search the person you wants name and it will say add to buddy list and click ok, that way you can see a plus sign next to your buddys name, just so you know :)

[jackrock]

yeah, at the bottom of the beginning of the message board, you click or search the person you wants name and it will say add to buddy list and click ok, that way you can see a plus sign next to your buddys name, just so you know :)
or you can click their name then hit add to buddie list (y)

[kleptomaniac]

thanks!


heh i'm gettin' schooled by 13 year old's.... :rolleyes:

[adrock14]

or you can click their name then hit add to buddie list (y)

oh, that way too. (stupid me) :o

Jackrock, you better add me to your buddy list :mad:

haha, just kiddin, I like to joke around (y) :p

[jackrock]

oh, that way too. (stupid me) :o

Jackrock, you better add me to your buddy list :mad:

haha, just kiddin, I like to joke around (y) :p
already did :cool:

[adrock14]

that goes for you to kleptomaniac :mad:

:o :p (y)

[adrock14]

already did :cool:

yeah, well, I already did to :cool:

[jackrock]

thanks!


heh i'm gettin' schooled by 13 year old's.... :rolleyes:
MUHAHAHA!

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wait.. im gonna take that as an insult... :(

[kleptomaniac]

uh oh! sidetracked! :eek:


back to topic...... :o

[adrock14]

MUHAHAHA!

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wait.. im gonna take that as an insult... :(

yeah, I think I will too :mad: I pm ed you Jackrock :)

[jackrock]

uh oh! sidetracked! :eek:


back to topic...... :o
whats the real topic of this thread?

[adrock14]

yo, I think we should take this to pm cause me and my cousin got in trouble before for talking like this :eek:

[jackrock]

err like what?

[adrock14]

if you mean like what kind of trouble, one of the administrators will send you a warning and if it happens again then you will get banned!!! (!) :eek:

[Chicka B]

Wow, it got to page 4 quick. Well anyway, I was actually on here last year just a different username, and I think that account got deleted. But I used to be the youngest one on here. It seems like the fans just keep getting younger, my little brother (2) rocks out to the BBoys ya know. (y) :cool:

[beastie bee]

yo, I think we should take this to pm cause me and my cousin got in trouble before for talking like this :eek:
What kind of bad stuff were they talking about? And can you guys talk more
about the thread. :rolleyes:

[Funkyfreshgrape]

this thread is wack!

word!:cool:

[kleptomaniac]

haha it was fun reading it again though :D

[Funkyfreshgrape]

haha it was fun reading it again though :D
yeah, i choosed to bring it back so evryone could read it again!!!:p :D

[DeeJayZap]

haha im younger than you all. pwnage.

[Funkyfreshgrape]

haha im younger than you all. pwnage.
what?!:eek: :confused: OMG you are a young and very cool DJ!