Shitting the Bed

[Fern]

I got so drunk at a St. Patrick's day parade that I fell asleep at like 6pm. I woke up at 2am, feeling fresh as a rose. I go upstairs to be in the buff, lay down, take a hard fart and sharted the bed. I retreated to the couch instantaniously.

The question is: is it bad that I waited 24 hours to clean up?

[Adam]

I'm guessing it was dried on and thus came off in mud-like chunks, rather than trying to clean a fresh sloppy mess that'd just spread out.

Basically you was being saving time on work by putting it off. It's called good time management.

[Fern]

I just threw the sheets out and fabreezed the mattress. learned from experience. Ain't my first rodeo.

[kaiser soze]

talk about confusing a crap with a nap!

[Adam]

who talks about that?