abbott
05-01-2011, 08:32 AM
I kinda killed a dog ... scared a dog to death...
Shit, I hate making a non-beastie post considering the timing but I thought of this yesterday while I was trimming my grass, this happened a few years ago...
SO I have a gas powered weed eater ... sounds like a chain saw and it has a trigger that when you pull it the trimmer goes faster and it gets louder....
so ... my neighbors catty corner, across the street have a/had a small chihuahua that they let go outside everyday and it would run into my yard and take a shit.
One day I was outside with my weed eater trimming the edges of my yard on the side of my house and there is my favorite dog shitting in my front yard, so I decide I would jump out from the side of the house, and make some noise with my weed eater and scare this dog ... I was on the other side of the house from the dog ... about 25 yards away ...
SO I jumped out to the front of the yard, ripped my engine on the weed eater and welled Ha!!! and that dog looked at me in mid shit and jumped out into the street with shit falling from his ass...
there was one lonely car that I did not notice at the time, but it did not just hit the dog, it got it with the front tire and then the back and the dog actually got spit out behind the back tire and flew up in the air about 5 feet then hit the road and it was over.
Just then, the owner of the dog ... who was watching everything ... ran out side ... feel to her knees and yelled .. No ... Oh my God...
I ran inside so the owner could have some private time with her dog and I haven't heard from then since, and there new dog doesn't come shit in my yard? Belive it are not, the whole car thing was a big mistake, I was just trying to scare this dog to maybe going to next door for now on.
Finally, later that summer when my apercot tree was full of apercots, that family came over and asked if they could pick a few and we never talked about that dog.
Shit, I hate making a non-beastie post considering the timing but I thought of this yesterday while I was trimming my grass, this happened a few years ago...
SO I have a gas powered weed eater ... sounds like a chain saw and it has a trigger that when you pull it the trimmer goes faster and it gets louder....
so ... my neighbors catty corner, across the street have a/had a small chihuahua that they let go outside everyday and it would run into my yard and take a shit.
One day I was outside with my weed eater trimming the edges of my yard on the side of my house and there is my favorite dog shitting in my front yard, so I decide I would jump out from the side of the house, and make some noise with my weed eater and scare this dog ... I was on the other side of the house from the dog ... about 25 yards away ...
SO I jumped out to the front of the yard, ripped my engine on the weed eater and welled Ha!!! and that dog looked at me in mid shit and jumped out into the street with shit falling from his ass...
there was one lonely car that I did not notice at the time, but it did not just hit the dog, it got it with the front tire and then the back and the dog actually got spit out behind the back tire and flew up in the air about 5 feet then hit the road and it was over.
Just then, the owner of the dog ... who was watching everything ... ran out side ... feel to her knees and yelled .. No ... Oh my God...
I ran inside so the owner could have some private time with her dog and I haven't heard from then since, and there new dog doesn't come shit in my yard? Belive it are not, the whole car thing was a big mistake, I was just trying to scare this dog to maybe going to next door for now on.
Finally, later that summer when my apercot tree was full of apercots, that family came over and asked if they could pick a few and we never talked about that dog.