ever seen anybody squeeze their buttcheeks together in public?

[Dorothy Wood]

I have, it looks gross. stop doing it, thanks.

[hardnox71]

And how was your day?

[yeahwho]

By hand or by gluteus maximus?

[NicRN77]

would you rather have a fart slip out??

[M|X|Y]

this is how (http://i.imgur.com/8mnO1.gif) its done

[DipDipDive]

This is by far the funniest thread title I've ever seen and for the record, I've been visiting this board for over 10 years.

[yeahwho]

this is how (http://i.imgur.com/8mnO1.gif) its done

the loaf lopper

[M|X|Y]

evasive maneuvers (y)

[paul jones]

These people need to be wiped out!

Along with the impatient fuckers at the checkout who squeeze up unloading their shit whilst you are still putting your own shit in the bags.Especially if they smell of poo and alcohol and are wearing jogging bottoms.grrr n pfffht!

[Funky Pepp]

I love it that on this boards there are actually threads like these.

I remember, I once saw a guy at a university I was visiting, do that for about half an hour while waiting on the corridor right in front of my face (because I was sitting - he wasn't). And it was extremely disgustung and also confusing. So, thanks for the chance to remember that incidence. :D

[monkey]

with or without pants?

[Myu-to]

with or without pants?
Without pants, please.