instant karma?

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't really believe in it, but I sure as shit tripped and fell over a raised pipe thingy in the ground and busted my knee about ten minutes after talking smack about some girls I dislike. :(

and anyway, I feel bad. physically. ha!

and I guess, I always feel dumb after saying mean things...especially when I can't remember what I said exactly because I did too many beers.

so, what do you feel bad about?

[rirv]

So, you got drunk, said something rude and fell over?

It's not karma, just life.

[Freebasser]

^ This.

[Dorothy Wood]

well I'm fairly certain that jesus christ himself made me fall.

[Helvete]

Jesus must have been the biggest asshole of them all to get crucified like that.

[Freebasser]

^ This.

[gbsuey]

I would say that with all the bitching that goes on on this board there's lot of bbmb members must be walking into lamposts or standing on the end of shovels. I am at peace personally speaking. Clean as a whistle.....ish

[paul jones]

I feel bad as failed to eat enough pieces of KFC I ordered on the way home today and it's the girl behind the counter's fault as she offered me some Hot Wings for an extra pound or whatever and I said yeah O.K. then and ate the things first so my mouth was burning so it was lucky I had a pepsi instead of a coffee but that's only because she couldn't give me coffee as the coffee thing was broken.A lot of delicious chicken was wasted because of my greed for the offer of hot wings.

[TAL]

It's gonna get you.

[Freebasser]

^ This.

[abbott]

not that I feel , bad but great karma story.. happened about a month ago

This girl was a real bitch to my friend.

next day my friend, bitch's husband and I are playing golf

hole #7, my friend hits his ball in the road and smacks a car

bitch's husband's cell phone rings... bitch on phone with husband and says ... someone just hit my car with a golf ball..

Ok, she may have been a bitch to my friend, but she is actually ok and I refer to her as bitch above just to tell the story...

hope your knee is better... btw I never threw that bucket of shit in the river while in Chicago but thanks again for the suggestion...

[Freebasser]

\/ This.

[hardnox71]

btw I never threw that bucket of shit in the river while in Chicago but thanks again for the suggestion...

Wouldn't have made one bit of difference if you had. There's so much shit already in the river as it is.

[camo]

I'm hungry.

Instant Korma please.

[M|X|Y]

that ^


Maybe it wasnt karma, but more you being so worked up about whatever you were going on about that you didnt see the pipe.
Or maybe it was jesus?

[Dorothy Wood]

that ^


Maybe it wasnt karma, but more you being so worked up about whatever you were going on about that you didnt see the pipe.
Or maybe it was jesus?

nah, by then I was just jovially walking 3 deep with my boyf and his brother. street lights were out and the thing was popping out of the ground, level with the top of the grass.

I should probably sue the gas company.

[paul jones]

jovially walking .

I can't do that where I live,people would stare