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Lex Diamonds
06-07-2011, 10:14 AM
So I made a new one.
checkyourprez
06-07-2011, 08:15 PM
suck it ya brit. (http://www.bizarresigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fs-3.jpg)
Being American is seeing nothing but America.
checkyourprez
06-08-2011, 06:23 AM
Being American is seeing nothing but America.
fuck yea. america!
Well Durrr. Brits are a mongrel nation. Our borders are fairly open and we owed more than half the world at one point, ofc our influences are gonna be all around world.
We do have accents that make american ladies wet though. Pretty much can live with the stereotypes with the trade off (y)
Well Durrr. Brits are a mongrel nation. Our borders are fairly open and we owed more than half the world at one point, ofc our influences are gonna be all around world.
We do have accents that make american ladies wet though. Pretty much can live with the stereotypes with the trade off (y)
you have lots of sex with american women then do you
you have lots of sex with american women then do you
Some with two.
But I never got sick of hearing "I like your accent" aimed at the fat pale british kid while the buffed up locals weren't getting attention. They did kinda scare me though.
Guy Incognito
06-08-2011, 11:06 AM
Our borders are fairly open and we owed more than half the world at one point,
we stole more than half the world. bit different.
I doubt there is any land left that hasn't been stolen from one person or another first.
We gave security! Yup.
reminds me of this comic (http://www.explosm.net/comics/2447/) other day.
miss soul fire
06-08-2011, 12:32 PM
We do have accents that make american ladies wet though.
Not just Americans!:p
gbsuey
06-08-2011, 01:17 PM
Surely that can't apply to a scouse or brummie accent, there's nothing remotely sexy about those.
Freebasser
06-08-2011, 01:53 PM
Ahhhh... the biannual transatlantic cock measuring contest thread.
How I missed thee.
Echewta
06-08-2011, 03:11 PM
I would assume women of the world would be much more impressed being made an American breakfast in the morning than a British breakfast.
MC Moot
06-08-2011, 03:43 PM
kippers,beans,blood sausage,scotch eggs,toast with bacon grease as a spread?...vs Captain Crunch and Tang...tough call?
Turchinator
06-08-2011, 04:12 PM
perception based on (outdated) American tv shows and movies
cosmo105
06-08-2011, 06:17 PM
Hahaha, you think people actually drink Tang, and that it's for breakfast.
Knuckles
06-08-2011, 07:53 PM
Hahaha, you think people actually drink Tang, and that it's for breakfast.
Yeah, I just eat it by the spoonful.
My point was stereotypes work the other way to.
Brits have bad teeth, poor hygiene, pale and depressed but we're witty and slightly clever.
Yanks are ignorant mother fuckers but they have big dicks, hot women and are optimistic.
TurdBerglar
06-09-2011, 12:02 AM
Yeah, I just eat it by the spoonful.
i sprinkle it on my deep fried cheese filled corn dogs
Lex Diamonds
06-09-2011, 03:16 AM
All Americans love stereotypes.
It's pathetic, especially seeing as they have small penises.
i sprinkle it on my deep fried cheese filled corn dogs
i like to eat it while being racist and ignorant of world capitals
MC Moot
06-09-2011, 08:08 AM
Tang for breakfast,kool-aid for lunch and mountain dew with dinner...whatever helps wash down the government cheese and wonder bread sangys...psssst Sunny D is not juice but it'd make a great band name...:D
MC Moot
06-09-2011, 08:09 AM
Hahaha, you think people actually drink Tang, and that it's for breakfast.
Not just people,foody friend,but astronauts!...especially astronauts!
MC Moot
06-09-2011, 08:25 AM
You know what I'd kill for over here?...those little take away curry and chip shops they have...those are freakin dynamite...especially the ones where you bring your own reusable containers,that the store sells to you,and then you get a discount...the containers fit in one another like a babushka...one for the nan/roti,one for the rice and one for the curry...brilliant...(y)
Dorothy Wood
06-09-2011, 05:19 PM
You know what I'd kill for over here?...those little take away curry and chip shops they have...those are freakin dynamite...especially the ones where you bring your own reusable containers,that the store sells to you,and then you get a discount...the containers fit in one another like a babushka...one for the nan/roti,one for the rice and one for the curry...brilliant...(y)
whaaa? I also want that!
Knuckles
06-09-2011, 07:00 PM
whatever helps wash down the government cheese and wonder bread
You're thinking of grape drink (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UayQTu2kH-U).
abbott
06-09-2011, 09:41 PM
well I guess you don't like my threads ...
so fuck you
abbott
06-09-2011, 09:43 PM
sorry ... i guess 10 beers does that to me...
sorry ... i guess 10 beers does that to me...
or 3 beers to an American.
miss soul fire
06-10-2011, 05:55 PM
Yanks are ignorant mother fuckers but they have big dicks, hot women and are optimistic.
Hihi. That's also a Brazilian stereotype.:D
miss soul fire
06-10-2011, 05:58 PM
I would assume women of the world would be much more impressed being made an American breakfast in the morning than a British breakfast.
Interesting thing I heard is that Americans eat way too much at breakfast.:D
And football! :p
But hot women for sure!
mikizee
06-11-2011, 06:07 AM
We do have accents that make american ladies wet though.
If you are referring to Australians then I'd agree.
We are better looking, fitter, more tanned and tougher.
Ladies, who would you choose?
A Brit? (http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o20/beanthemovie/dfgh.jpg?t=1167336167)
Or an Aussie? (http://mylifemybody.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hugh_jackman.jpg)
mikizee
06-11-2011, 06:10 AM
Must remember to clear my internet history, if friends check it they may wonder why I was googling shirtless photos of Hugh Jackman
Lyman Zerga
06-12-2011, 06:00 AM
more paddy hatin, less geographic boredom tang
Lex Diamonds
06-16-2011, 04:27 AM
This website is wank, I wish I'd realised that 8 years ago.
avignon
06-16-2011, 09:52 AM
It's Cap'n Crunch. Not Captain Crunch. And it's delicious.
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