Guests who are just stopping by but take a dump in your toilet

[Adam]

Surely they can keep it in or if they was desperate would swing by their place first or go before leaving?

[Myu-to]

Sorry, I'm just here to poop.

[Helvete]

Firstly, have they literally knocked on your door and said "I need to shit"? Second, how long are they staying? 10 mins? No deal. An hour or 2, whatever. Third, why the fuck would they tell me, or I ask what they were doing in my toilet? As long as they don't shit everywhere and the place is clean, why would I care?

[rirv]

Have you ever had a shit in a bath?

[cosmo105]

As a vegan I wish to say that all toilets fall under our eminent domain

[Myu-to]

eminent: outstanding, as in character or performance; distinguished.

domain: ass.

[cosmo105]

Eminent domain (United States) is an action of the state to seize a citizen's private property, expropriate property, or seize a citizen's rights in property with due monetary compensation, but without the owner's consent.

[Myu-to]

So, you're saying that your ass will seize a citizen's property without their consent and then you'll pay them for it.

Sounds like a plan.

[Adam]

This was a <30 minute visit.

First thing he wanted to do was use the toilet. I didn't know he needed a dump until I went to pee an hour or so later and noticed the lingering smell. Yes, pee smells but not like poop.

I'm not vegan (although really trying to be and really failing) but I am veggie and my bowels are once a day within about a 2 hour window a couple of hours after I get up.

I seem to also be able to regulate to wait another 24 hours if the toilet is not to my liking - such as festivals, very rarely I need to go but I go at convenience. Maybe I have super bowels?

[jabumbo]

just tell them to light a candle when they are done

[Documad]

So if I quit eating dairy I'm going to lose control of my bowels?

[Myu-to]

Excuse me, sorry, got to poop again. Do you any more magazines? I read all of the ones that in there yesterday. Some knitting patterns would be nice, I do love a good knitting pattern.

[cosmo105]

So if I quit eating dairy I'm going to lose control of my bowels?

It's not about quitting dairy, it's about including so much more fiber (in the form of veggies/beans/whole grains) that is inherent to a vegan diet. Let's just say I never have to worry about regularity.

People that need fiber supplements make me laugh.

[Lex Diamonds]

People that need fiber supplements make me laugh.
Vegans make me laugh, which is annoying because then I spray grease and yolk everywhere from my bacon, sausage & egg sandwich. :(

[rirv]

Have you ever eaten so much meat that your turds smell like dog shit?

[Dorothy Wood]

when you gotta go, you gotta go. I'm sure your friend would've preferred pooping at his own house.

[abbott]

the first home a got in the Desert had these retrofit low flow toilets that were required, but they were so great at conserving water you had to flush them 3 times to get the shit down...

10 years ago .. my friend would come by and take a dump at my home at least twice a week and he would also clog up the toilet every time... got to where he would grab the plunger on the way to the toilet.

One day I just asked, what the fuck? and he explained how he had to put a layer of toilet paper on top of the water so it would not splash up and get water on his ass ... but yet he was fine with clogging the toilet and then working the plunger.

I dont see him as much, but when he comes over he takes a shit first thing and so does his 7 year old girl.

I can tell you the whole family talks shit about him and dose not look forward to his visit ... sad to say ... but I do have the new improved low flow toilets now and double flushes are far and few between...

[Myu-to]

Went to mom's house, dropped a load in her bathroom.
Jumped back in my low rider
Coming out, feeling about ten pounds lighter...

[Kid Presentable]

Have you ever eaten so much meat that your turds smell like dog shit?

Similar thing I raised a few years back was 'De Ja Poo' where your ablutions smell just like the meal from which they were borne.

[cosmo105]

when you gotta go, you gotta go. I'm sure your friend would've preferred pooping at his own house.

Yeah, nobody likes pooing at someone else's place. At least, I don't. It's just a necessary evil, man.

[M|X|Y]

they have those exhaust fans that turn on with the light switch, you know.

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[jabumbo]

. It's just a necessary evil, man.

I see nothing evil about pooping. Well, maybe if someone forgets the tp on a camping trip...

[Myu-to]

Speaking of camping, I just back from Colorado with my son's boy scout troop. After 7 days in the woods, and 4 days on a bus, Adam, I am sorry to say, but I would truly come by your place just to poop.

[BowieCokeMirror]

i shi on the floor of a mcdonalds once

[Adam]

Speaking of camping, I just back from Colorado with my son's boy scout troop. After 7 days in the woods, and 4 days on a bus, Adam, I am sorry to say, but I would truly come by your place just to poop.

That is excusable actually and I would be proud you'd choose such a place. But coming from one well maintained and plumbed place to another well maintained and plumb place on your way to your OWN well maintained and plumbed place is the issue.

I'm over it now. It was just when I open the door it hit me and I made the post. I also have two toilets so I could of just used the other although it wasn't really the point as I already smelled it.