remember the first time someone licked your ass?

[abbott]

remember the first time someone licked your ass?

seems like it was just yesterday but it was almost 20 years ago, my girlfriend at the time was on her 2nd bottle of strawberry hill and she was all over the place and I was real happy about getting my balls and such taken care of, but then..

Holly shit she has her tong in my ass ... so I actually stopped her and said, "do you know what your doing?"

She looked at me and said "Shut Up!" and went back to it for the longest time.

It was strange to me, but I enjoyed it. I denied her on Facebook the last few times she has tried to contact me, not really sure why.

[cj hood]

TMI on TMA

[fonky pizza]

TMI on TMA

ooooh! thanks for that motherfuckers!

[fonky pizza]

TMI on TMA

BTW, since you all like HSC2, know that this record wouldn't exist as it is now if I didn't have a connection with the Beastie Boys, I don't mean I inspired the whole record, but I do have a place there and defenitely deserve much more respect.

Your turning the shit into hate crime against an italian woman, maybe rude on line, I am a very nice lady off line.

Thanks!:)

[Lyman Zerga]

i would rather lick f butt than m butt BUTT no french kissing either way

[fonky pizza]

Ok that's enough, I never wanted to french kiss anyone here, it's the virtual world, inspirational world, not the real world and i guess most of my posts have been missunderstood.

now, go and have fun with your all ass oriented secure world!

[Echewta]

I do.

[BangkokB]

How about this: when they thought that the tongue meant that the floodgate of finger to asshole was Now Open.

That's like being on a wonderful sailboat ride thinking of playing your own interpretation of a a Les Claypool terrific bass solo, putting the finishing touches on an oil canvass masterpiece, shooting a rocket launcher and hitting what was once a target firing back at you, swimming naked in your own pool...to suddenly w/o warning "INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!" goes the message as your Security and all that you hold dear is trying to be breached.

[abbott]

How about this: when they thought that the tongue meant that the floodgate of finger to asshole was Now Open.

That's like being on a wonderful sailboat ride thinking of playing your own interpretation of a a Les Claypool terrific bass solo, putting the finishing touches on an oil canvass masterpiece, shooting a rocket launcher and hitting what was once a target firing back at you, swimming naked in your own pool...to suddenly w/o warning "INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!" goes the message as your Security and all that you hold dear is trying to be breached.



I think a feel a new love song in its creation...

[venusvenus123]

BTW, since you all like HSC2, know that this record wouldn't exist as it is now if I didn't have a connection with the Beastie Boys, I don't mean I inspired the whole record, but I do have a place there and defenitely deserve much more respect.

Your turning the shit into hate crime against an italian woman, maybe rude on line, I am a very nice lady off line.

Thanks!:)

What are you talking about?

[Kid Presentable]

BTW, since you all like HSC2, know that this record wouldn't exist as it is now if I didn't have a connection with the Beastie Boys, I don't mean I inspired the whole record, but I do have a place there and defenitely deserve much more respect.

Your turning the shit into hate crime against an italian woman, maybe rude on line, I am a very nice lady off line.

Thanks!:)
Shhhhhhhhh please

[Lyman Zerga]

last night i dreamt that i had some good anal sex with a toothbrush, after a while it broke and it got lost somewhere in my ass

in my wake modus i never had a horny butthole yet

[fonky pizza]

couggggggghhhhhhhhhh, it's a gang bang!

[checkyourprez]

last night i dreamt that i had some good anal sex with a toothbrush, after a while it broke and it got lost somewhere in my ass

in my wake modus i never had a horny butthole yet

an electric one or regular?


i would imagine the bristles would be harsh either way.

[cj hood]

BTW, since you all like HSC2, know that this record wouldn't exist as it is now if I didn't have a connection with the Beastie Boys, I don't mean I inspired the whole record, but I do have a place there and defenitely deserve much more respect.

Your turning the shit into hate crime against an italian woman, maybe rude on line, I am a very nice lady off line.

Thanks!:)

TMI on TMA not TMR

[miss soul fire]

The girl who does my bikini wax job has seen more than anyone else.:D

[fonky pizza]

last night i dreamt that i had some good anal sex with a toothbrush, after a while it broke and it got lost somewhere in my ass

in my wake modus i never had a horny butthole yet

I hope it was brush wise!

[LuciferHam]

This thread is hilarious. Never had my butt licked though, that chick sounds like the dirty freaky bizzness