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Guy Incognito
07-19-2011, 12:29 AM
barman says "we dont serve noble gases here"

the helium doesnt react.
Myu-to
07-19-2011, 09:06 AM
Tough crowd.

I thought it was funny.(y)
Guy Incognito
07-19-2011, 01:37 PM
Tough crowd.

I thought it was funny.(y)

yeah , got a muted reception at work and only got a mute reception here to:D
Bob
07-20-2011, 11:22 PM
i trust that it's probably funny
cosmo105
07-21-2011, 11:07 AM
Two atoms are walking along the street, and one says, "Wait, stop - I've dropped an electron!"

The other says, "Are you sure?"

The first reacts, "Yes, I'm positive!"

(y)
Myu-to
07-21-2011, 11:17 AM
(y)

I love this board.
Guy Incognito
07-21-2011, 11:22 AM
ok, this isnt really a science joke and it doesnt work written down (it doesnt really work at all tbh) but you can have it for nowt:

how does the moon cut his hair?

I dont know, how does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.
Bob
07-21-2011, 05:24 PM
a mormon walks into a bar

his religion is false
like2_drink
07-21-2011, 09:08 PM
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes
Bob
07-21-2011, 10:15 PM
child pornographers are hideous people, they should be tried as adults
like2_drink
07-21-2011, 10:33 PM
^^ i trust that it's probably funny

:D
Adam
07-22-2011, 12:35 AM
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

(y)(y)(y)

psst, my third thumbs up is my boner
Planetary
07-22-2011, 04:04 AM
lollipop ladies make me cross
venusvenus123
07-22-2011, 05:20 AM
This joke was on twitter. :rolleyes:



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